Quote Originally Posted by Alwin Roth View Post
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Why do people have to text Soooo freaking badly when they're driving?
I Don't even text, there's no point into it IMO.
Because texting is super-cool and like, everyone is always doing to like, totally stay in touch. Plus I just sooooooo need to get the latest gossip from my BFFs about that skank Tatiana, and the news about the latest clothes and styles from Hollister and Abercrombie and OMG. And, because my mate Jewel fancies you.