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[rossmum]

wasn't sure whether to dump this here or the ownage thread, went with here

cb the polarbear (3:25:59 AM): ross
cb the polarbear (3:26:01 AM): i think
cb the polarbear (3:26:06 AM): we, as a community
cb the polarbear (3:26:09 AM): got fucking trolled
cb the polarbear (3:26:11 AM): hardcore
teh rossmum (3:26:13 AM): 0wned
cb the polarbear (3:26:34 AM): so i'm talking to RG over xfire...
teh rossmum (3:26:40 AM): i love how i take bullshit seriously and laugh off seriously bad shit going down
cb the polarbear (3:26:48 AM): lol
teh rossmum (3:26:51 AM): SO THREADS ARE EVIL
teh rossmum (3:26:58 AM): meanwhile, modacity gets owned
cb the polarbear (3:26:59 AM): [13:12] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: okay. well, you've been doing fine so far except for that one instance in bodzilla's visitor messages
[13:13] DJ iTails: ?
[13:14] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: but, there's one thing i didn't consider when letting you back into the forums, and that's how apparently 90% of the community hates your existence.
[13:14] DJ iTails: thats great and all, but i've moved on
[13:14] DJ iTails: I could care less about the community at modacity. I found a new one.
[13:15] DJ iTails: The internet is the internet to me. No use crying about a forum that doesnt like you.
[13:15] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: well, in that case...
[13:16] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: thing is, i've been getting a fuckton of criticism for not banning you on sight.
[13:16] DJ iTails: I've already been banned.
[13:16] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: i'm trying to get people to leave you al- wait what
[13:16] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: when did this happen?
[13:17] DJ iTails: Everytime I go there, I get the "hit the road jack" song.
[13:17] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: uhhh
[13:17] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: [13:16] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: when did this happen?
[13:17] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: you were posting just fine yesterday
[13:17] DJ iTails: I never posted yesterday...
[13:17] DJ iTails: I've been posting here http://www.opencarnage.com/

[13:17] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: ?
[13:17] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: what the hell
[13:17] DJ iTails: check the IP's, because I know for sure thats not me
[13:18] DJ iTails: DEE was asking the same thing.
[13:18] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: you were in my profile yesterday early morning, 1:55AM
[13:19] DJ iTails: someone must have logged into my account then
[13:19] DJ iTails: I havent been to modacity in ages
[13:19] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: ...wait a fucking minute
[13:20] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: Didn't you register Dotkito92?
[13:20] DJ iTails: no
[13:20] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: .......
[13:20] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: WHAT THE FUCK
[13:20] DJ iTails: my current address is <snip>, thats the one i've had since i went there i think
[13:20] DJ iTails: the only username I use is iTails
[13:21] DJ iTails: Dotkito was back in the day over Xbox live
[13:21] DJ iTails: and halomaps.
cb the polarbear (3:27:28 AM): i know you don't trust him one bit, but
teh rossmum (3:27:44 AM): LOL
teh rossmum (3:27:49 AM): HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
cb the polarbear (3:27:50 AM): if RG and Dotkito92 were the same person, that conversation wouldn't be happening
teh rossmum (3:27:52 AM): TROLLED SON
teh rossmum (3:27:53 AM): TROLLED
teh rossmum (3:27:54 AM): TROLLED
cb the polarbear (3:27:58 AM): We
cb the polarbear (3:28:00 AM): have been
teh rossmum (3:28:00 AM): I WISH I WAS THE ONE WHO DID THIS
cb the polarbear (3:28:01 AM): owned
cb the polarbear (3:28:02 AM): hardcore
teh rossmum (3:28:05 AM): THIS IS A FUCKIN MASTERSTROKE
teh rossmum (3:28:25 AM): holy living fuck
teh rossmum (3:28:42 AM): i can't even think of an appropriate adjective to couple with '0wned'
teh rossmum (3:28:53 AM): can't even think of an appropriate intensifier...
cb the polarbear (3:28:57 AM): fawkin' 0wned?
teh rossmum (3:29:00 AM): even by beloved fuck has failed me...
teh rossmum (3:29:09 AM): it just doesn't even begin to cover it...
teh rossmum (3:30:42 AM): oh my god
teh rossmum (3:30:46 AM): holy fuck
teh rossmum (3:30:47 AM): i
teh rossmum (3:30:48 AM): wow
teh rossmum (3:30:54 AM): whoever did this needs a medal

please let this be legit

[Bodzilla]

thats for teh lulz right thar right thar

[English Mobster]

[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: an ant was walking on my touchpad
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: and making my mouse move
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: then it climbed onto the keyboard
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: and proceeded to get directly underneath my finger as i hit enter
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: and i didnt kill it, but it became mentally retarded
[20:29] ultama.pk3: poor ant rofl
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: and fell underneath my shift key
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: AND NOW ITS DEAD

Self-quoting FTW.

[anonymous1337]

[13:07] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: tell him i like dick

advancebo likes the dick :o

[Advancebo]

[13:07] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: tell him i like dick

advancebo likes the dick :o

Its just onotix being a retard

Conversation started between [»ШМ«]Advancebo and [»ШМ«]Θ: Sat, Aug 29 13:07:27 2009
[13:07] [»ШМ«]Θ: [13:06] Zteam: tell adfagbo to unblock me and that im sorry for hurting his cmt fan boy feelings
[13:07] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: tell him idc
[13:08] [»ШМ«]Θ: [13:08] Zteam: lol wut
[13:08] Zteam: HEY ITS Zteam here

theres the true chat log.

[Heathen]

Well you know what they say about black guys

thats why he didnt know if it was a good thing or a bad thing

[Heathen]

This is the kind of stuff we talk about.

you used an :emote: in an IM conversation?

[Siliconmaster]

you used an :emote: in an IM conversation?

What? I do it all the time.

[rossmum]

yeah me too

[p0lar_bear]

Fuck, I've got the SA emot pack for trillian.