A friend was asking me for woman advice, he went to an all guy Highschool and so now that he's in college he's all sorts of WTF DO I DO.

I was telling him what i have picked up over the years and such, and then was like "I'll tell you what NOT to do." I looked over at my roommate and his girlfriend. "When Rozio (the girl) first started coming over.. one of the first times she was here... she jumped in your bed and started rolling around in your sheets exclaiming about how comfortable they are. Now... I know that if a girl jumped in my bed and did that... I'd be getting laid that night.... instead what'd you do? You bragged about the thread count in your sheets."