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[ExAm]

I was looking at the reviews for a Logitech MX518 mouse, when I come across this:

Pros: This mouse owns hardkore. I pwn noobs all day in Quake live and then i'm like lol nuub. I own3d you with my new mouse.
Cons: None
Other Thoughts: Wow is a casual mmo that requires no skill. Please bring back EQ

[Rob Oplawar]

I loled

[ExAm]

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.
But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.
Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.
What does Han do?
He starts shooting at the motherfucker.
He starts shooting.
Be like Han.

[Donut]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKx4WOdgRhg

dont watch the video, look at the comments. click show all comments and watch as it evolves from me correcting somebody into a homosexuality discussion. believe in youtube stupidity. believe

and respond for luls if youre really motivated

[ThePlague]

I wasn't the one who totally just thumbs up'd all your comments and thumbs down'd the other people's...I swear it was totally me

[FRain]

Abominable Snow Mobster: so, i went and saw gi joe with my new gf last night
Abominable Snow Mobster: and every time something blew up
Abominable Snow Mobster: she giggled
Abominable Snow Mobster: GIGGLED.
Abominable Snow Mobster: i think i love this girl.

[klange]

(08:09:06 PM) Rob Oplawar: wtf
(08:09:08 PM) Rob Oplawar: i just saw a japanese commercial that could only be described as...
(08:09:11 PM) Rob Oplawar: normal
(08:09:43 PM) Rob Oplawar: i don't know what to make of this
(08:09:52 PM) Rob Oplawar: japanese commercials are normal
(08:10:02 PM) Rob Oplawar: and now american commercials are weird as fuck
(08:10:12 PM) Rob Oplawar: a wad of cash with eyeballs...
(08:10:56 PM) Kevin Lange: find it on youtube
(08:11:01 PM) Kevin Lange: and show it to me
(08:11:10 PM) Rob Oplawar: it was in japanese
(08:11:16 PM) Rob Oplawar: i don't know how to enter the search terms
(08:11:19 PM) Rob Oplawar: <_>
(08:11:26 PM) Kevin Lange: ...
(08:11:27 PM) Kevin Lange: bastard
(08:11:52 PM) Rob Oplawar: wait
(08:11:56 PM) Rob Oplawar: i think it may be korean
(08:12:10 PM) Kevin Lange: Did you see any hangul?
(08:12:18 PM) Rob Oplawar: is tudou korean or japanese?
(08:12:33 PM) Kevin Lange: chinese
(08:12:34 PM) Rob Oplawar: the characters look like they might be korean
(08:12:34 PM) Kevin Lange: durf
(08:12:38 PM) Rob Oplawar: oh
(08:12:39 PM) Kevin Lange: Tudou is CHINESE
(08:12:41 PM) Rob Oplawar: man
(08:12:42 PM) Rob Oplawar: i suck at this
(08:12:48 PM) Rob Oplawar: asians all look the same to me
(08:12:51 PM) Rob Oplawar: and their writing
(08:12:53 PM) Kevin Lange: omfg
(08:13:07 PM) Kevin Lange: Let me introduce you to Bacon's Guide to Differentiating Asian Typesets
(08:13:17 PM) Kevin Lange: There are four basic character types in the East Asian world:
(08:13:20 PM) Kevin Lange: - Katakana
(08:13:21 PM) Rob Oplawar: i see
(08:13:22 PM) Kevin Lange: - Hiragana
(08:13:24 PM) Kevin Lange: - Kanji
(08:13:25 PM) Kevin Lange: - Hangul
(08:13:28 PM) Rob Oplawar: squiggles arranged in blocks
(08:13:30 PM) Kevin Lange: Japan has the first three.
(08:13:37 PM) Kevin Lange: China has (and invented) Kanji.
(08:13:40 PM) Kevin Lange: And Korea uses Hangul.
(08:13:40 PM) Rob Oplawar: and as for asians themselves
(08:13:49 PM) Rob Oplawar: short black-haired people with squinty eyes
(08:13:52 PM) Kevin Lange: Katakana and Hiragana are used almost interchangeably to represent the same sounds.
(08:14:05 PM) Rob Oplawar: i'm bored now
(08:14:07 PM) Kevin Lange: They are phonetic letters and come in simple shapes.
(08:14:10 PM) Rob Oplawar: i'ma go back to watching st tng
(08:14:16 PM) Kevin Lange: Hiragana are curvy and based on very simplified Kanji.
(08:14:23 PM) Kevin Lange: Katakana are blocky, and simpler.
(08:14:53 PM) Kevin Lange: Kanji is very condensed, very complex figures ranging from just a dash -- (the number one) to 50-stroke abominations.
(08:15:10 PM) Kevin Lange: If you see lots of simple blocky or curvy lettering, it's Japanese.
(08:15:36 PM) Kevin Lange: If you see only complex figures (with the exception of the simple kanji figures like the numbers), then it's Chinese.
(08:15:40 PM) Kevin Lange: Hangul is special.
(08:15:49 PM) Kevin Lange: Hangul is much more like Latin, but it's arranged differently.
(08:16:04 PM) Kevin Lange: Hangul is used in blocks of four, read upper-left, upper-right, lower-left, lower-right.
(08:16:33 PM) Kevin Lange: (for the record, all east asian languages are left-to-right, top-to-bottom as of twenty years ago)
(08:16:45 PM) Kevin Lange: (Classical Chinese as well as signs may be read top-to-bottom, right-to-left, however).
(08:16:53 PM) Rob Oplawar: tl;dr
(08:16:56 PM) Kevin Lange: Hangul consists of simple block figures arranged in the four-corner pattern.
(08:17:08 PM) Kevin Lange: The most identifying Hangul character is a circle.
(08:17:17 PM) Kevin Lange: This is because none of the other character sets use circles.
(08:17:40 PM) Rob Oplawar: having fun talking to yourself?
(08:17:43 PM) Rob Oplawar: i'm not reading it
(08:17:49 PM) Kevin Lange: The circle is also part of common phonetics, so given a regular portion of text, you should be able to find at least one.
(08:18:08 PM) Kevin Lange: Even if you can't comprehend the four-corner block pattern, if you find a circle, it's Korean.
(08:18:23 PM) Kevin Lange: So there you have it.

And no, I didn't copy-paste any of my Guide to Differentiating Asian Typesets.

[Heathen]

What was that? I can't hear you over the sound of the hundred crits i'm getting on the cart pushers.

whats that, I cant hear you because you got hit by that rocket, and are alone because you cant extinguish your teammates.

[n00b1n8R]

whats that, I cant hear you because you got hit by that rocket, and are alone because you cant extinguish your teammates.

If you're getting taken down at range, you're playing pyro wrong.
And I've never seen anybody use the airblast to put people out vOv

[English Mobster]

I use it to put people around me out.