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    am I an oldfag yet? Heathen's Avatar
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    he kept in character after she left.
    What the fuck...
    E: It was mobster huh....
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    "JeanLuc 761 (9:08:34 PM): no murdering for you tonight
    "Snafubar" (9:09:15 PM): -puts hatchet down-
    JeanLuc 761 (9:09:21 PM): Yeah you better B|
    "Snafubar" (9:09:36 PM): -picks up katana- errrm wut
    JeanLuc 761 (9:10:14 PM): Yo Snaf, I'm really happy for you and ima let you finish...but that Johns Hopkins student had the best Katana kill of the year.
    "Snafubar" (9:10:24 PM): oh fuck you.
    JeanLuc 761 (9:10:32 PM): WOO!
    "Snafubar" (9:10:38 PM): well
    "Snafubar" (9:10:40 PM): played
    "Snafubar" (9:10:42 PM): ass
    JeanLuc 761 (9:10:50 PM): tyvm
    JeanLuc 761 (9:11:13 PM): You know you laughed :3
    "Snafubar" (9:11:24 PM): actually i was like :o
    "Snafubar" (9:11:29 PM):
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by Heathen View Post
    he kept in character after she left.
    What the fuck...
    E: It was mobster huh....
    DAMN YOU HAVE I BEEN FOUND OUT?
    And no, it wasn't me. Mine was more of the "I put on my robe and wizard hat" variety.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by Heathen View Post
    he kept in character after she left.
    What the fuck...
    E: It was mobster huh....
    It wasn't Mobster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean-Luc View Post
    .
    :clap:
    e: what, that isn't clap? then what is? ?
    ee: oh, it is.


    eee:
    (09:50:38 PM) roboplawar: http://www.timecube.com/
    (09:51:38 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: what the fuck is this
    (09:52:08 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: -1 x -1= +1 is WRONG
    (09:52:15 PM) roboplawar: XD
    (09:52:23 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: what the fuck is this
    (09:52:50 PM) roboplawar: idk
    (09:52:52 PM) roboplawar: but it's brilliant
    (09:53:26 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: well, at least it looks more coherent than scientology
    shaZAM
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Let's make a House episode!


    Really, how hard could this be?

    CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.
    HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?
    CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.
    HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.
    PATIENT: I would rather not be sick.
    HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take stupid drug?
    FOREMAN: I gave patient stupid drug.
    HOUSE: You are a black man.
    FOREMAN: This vexes me.
    PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
    CAMERON: That's bad!
    PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
    CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
    HOUSE: No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs mouse bites to live!
    CHASE: [Shocked]
    CAMERON: [Shocked]
    FOREMAN: [Vexed]
    HOUSE: More mouse bites!
    CUTTY: I forbid this.
    HOUSE: Don't care.
    CHASE: [Gets mice]
    HOUSE: [Makes mouse bite serum]
    PATIENT: I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!
    HOUSE: I am very smart.
    WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.
    FOREMAN: This vexes me.

    ~FIN~
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Warsaw is so awesome

    Лорд вон Крупп: Turn 19 on Jesus Day.
    HoMoCiDe: lolz
    Лорд вон Крупп: The majority of the world celebrates my birthday, I'm flattered.
    Лорд вон Крупп: My birthday is pretty much a global holiday, nobody has to go to work!
    Лорд вон Крупп: I'm that awesome.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by ExAm View Post
    Let's make a House episode!
    lol
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by ExAm View Post
    Let's make a House episode!
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by ExAm View Post
    Let's make a House episode!
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