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[Siliconmaster]

Sm482: k, how fast is your internet?
Sm482: mine isn't brilliant, but I'll host if I have to
ll PlasX ll: Faster than taking a shit while upside down on a tuesday night in the middle of winter while wearing overalls and a purple sweater laced in red and black pom poms.
Sm482: o_o

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[Ganon]

Seems a little defensive there about his WoW...

5 lvl 80's, probably dreams about it too

[MetKiller Joe]

(2:37:52 PM) Don: so the conversation I was having last night about hardware architectures
(2:38:04 PM) Don: a few hours ago I thought of a stupid way to justify it
(2:38:17 PM) Mark: yeah?
(2:38:36 PM) Don: so that you can take the AI out of your battle cruiser and run it on a suit of armor
(2:39:37 PM) Don: it ended up saving the world, remember?
(2:39:58 PM) Mark: alright
(2:40:09 PM) Mark: I'll give you that

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[Gwunty]

i am the coolest and the best at halo

your avatar states otherwise

[Chainsy]

[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: http://www.playfire.com/win-codmw2/313836303030
Chainsy: hmmm...
Chainsy: im tempted to click this link
Chainsy: but i feel it has some benefeit for you
Chainsy: so no.
[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: its just a simple 10 question about infinitywards and mw2
[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: and get a chance to win mw2 prestige edition
Chainsy: ewwww
[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: w/e

I say we all take this test and put all negatives on it.

[Ganon]

oh god he gave you a link to win mw2, what a dick huh

[ThePlague]

Since donut never posted this :\

Started by my status, which said "HEY PUGGERFUCKS, YOU SUCK! THANKS FOR BLOWING YOUR OWN BALLS!".

[21:17] =Σ= Haybot: whats a puggerfuck
[21:44] =Σ= ThePlague: soup
[21:44] =Σ= ThePlague: just watched yes man and it was awesome
[21:45] =Σ= ThePlague: zooey deschannel was in it too
[21:45] =Σ= ThePlague:
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: so youre mad at soup?
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: please, do go on
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: always burns my fucking mouth
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: WHY CANT IT JUST BE FUCKING WARM
[21:49] =Σ= Haybot: your fucking message is so funny
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: I HAVE TO USE FUCKING ICE CUBES
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: WASTING WATER TO EAT SOUP
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: WHAT THE FUCK CAMBELLS
[21:50] =Σ= Haybot: holy shit lmfao
[21:50] =Σ= ThePlague: MAKE THAT SHIT LUKEWARM, NOT GOT DAMN HOT SOUP
[21:50] =Σ= ThePlague: I'M NOT EATING A VALCANO
[21:50] =Σ= ThePlague: FFS
[21:51] =Σ= ThePlague: IF I WANTED MY MOUTH TO BURN AS MUCH AS MY ASS DOES AFTER I'VE EATEN A WHOLE BAG OF HOT CHEETOS, I'D EAT SOME FUCKING LAVA
[21:51] =Σ= Haybot: FUCKING JESUS LMFAO
[21:51] =Σ= ThePlague: NOT FUCKING HOT SOUP
[21:51] =Σ= Haybot: IMMA UPCHUCK
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: ITS LIKE TURNING ON THE SHOWER, JUST TO HAVE IT AUTOMATICALLY BURN THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: THIRD DEGREE BURNS INSIDE MY DAMN MOUTH
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT IN A SOUP
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: sincerely, theplague
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: P.S. SOUP AT HAND IS JUST AS FUCKING BAD
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: IT BURNS YOUR HANDS AND YOUR MOUTH AT THE SAME GOT DAMN TIME
[21:53] =Σ= ThePlague: k i'm done
[21:53] =Σ= Haybot: oh my fucking rofl

[Moses]

[Bodzilla]

pwnd.

[n00b1n8R]

Good thing WC3 is horrible anyway