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[DEElekgolo]

[»ШМ«]Kurdy: on halloween
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: im going to sit right here
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: at my computer
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: and throw candy out the window
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: which is above the front door
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: lol wat
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: how about
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: a bebegun
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: and replace the bebes with candy corn
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: and shoot kids

[ICEE]

[15:53] |-|: also im getting a tee shirt transfer to the apron
[15:54] |-|: "YIFF THE COOK"
[15:54] |-|: in white
[15:54] |-|: maybe an image as well
[15:54] ICEE: oh lol i thought i should tell you
[15:54] ICEE: i got a letter from my old boss yesterday
[15:54] ICEE: and it had my last few tips in it
[15:54] |-|: lol
[15:54] ICEE: and a note that said "please return the apron, we want it back"
[15:55] ICEE: i was this close to calling and saying "no you dont"

I gave the apron to my friend. He wears it while masturbating to keep his clothes clean.

[Gwunty]

Chainsy: BLACK PEOPLE SUCCCCCCCCK
Gwunty Wunty: now why
Chainsy: oh wait
Chainsy: even better
Chainsy: black joke
Chainsy: ok
Chainsy: so there was this first grade class
Chainsy: and they had just got back from recess
Chainsy: well the the teacher asks timmy "now timmy what did you do at recess?"
Chainsy: timmy says he played with joe at the sand box
Chainsy: she says "ok, if you can spell sandbox on the board you get a cookie"
Chainsy: so timmy spells sandbox and gets a cookie
Chainsy: she asks "now joe, what did you do today?"
Chainsy: he said "I played with timmy at the sandbox"
Chainsy: she said "oh, if you can spell play correctly you get a cookie"
Chainsy: so he did and got a cookie
Chainsy: she then turned to majub, who was black
Chainsy: now majub, what did you do today at recess
Chainsy: he said " I got chased out of the sandbox and got rocks thrown at me by the white boys"
Chainsy: the teacher says
Chainsy: " now that is just blatant racism!!! now majub, if you can spell blatant racism on the board, you get a cookie"
Chainsy:
Gwunty Wunty: :facepalm:
Gwunty Wunty: also
Chainsy: DDD
Gwunty Wunty: either I didnt get it
Gwunty Wunty: or its was the worst joke ever
Chainsy: think about it.
Gwunty Wunty: I think it was the later
Chainsy: ffffffff

[p0lar_bear]

I gave the apron to my friend. He wears it while masturbating to keep his clothes clean.

...what.

(This is also a contribution to the thread.)

[paladin]

That's gross. Make sure he washes it before he returns it.

[Ganon]

ganon [ WIN ATTACK ]: gardening is for queers
#PsyducK[ CONFUSION ]: yea no it isnt
#PsyducK[ CONFUSION ]: it aint gardening
ganon [ WIN ATTACK ]: what is it
#PsyducK[ CONFUSION ]: tending to a plant
ganon [ WIN ATTACK ]: LOL

[ICEE]

That's gross. Make sure he washes it before he returns it.

Hah, their not going to want it back when it has "yiff the cook" embroidered on it. My buddy is an odd one indeed.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

kiwid0ggie: its just not curtisy
ciasword: lol
ciasword: l2speel
ciasword: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

D:

[Advancebo]

[size=1]--- Original message by: Dennis[/size=1]

OK… {sigh} the stuff I deleted only showed that Advancebo is an uninspired homophobe and Spartan_094 tries too hard to act mature and in doing so acts his age. Both of you: Take it elsewhere or you are both gone. Get back on the topic of Bipeds works in process.

homophobe - a person who hates or fears homosexual people

i lold, in a literal way.

[Con]

How does he find the time to do any moderation on that site? That's a big job for one guy..