Why do these Spartans drop like flies? Why did that one have dreadlocks? Why couldn't MS at least shell out the cash to get the Steve Downes to play the Chief? (Seriously the VA on these is absolutely horrible on all counts). Why did those spacebikes have shields when the Spartans, by all canon accounts, shouldn't? I can't imagine the UNSC would be willing to waste prototype technology on throw-away equipment like that. Even the action underwhelmed me - the hog turret on the back of the spacebike made me crack up.

The Covie ships looked cool. Everything else reminded me more of Star Wars than Halo though.