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    lol nerd
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    GWUNTY AND DEEHUNTER PRESENT
    THE EPIC ADVENTURE IN CAPS LOCK
    Gwunty: DID YOU UPLOAD
    Santa: n
    Santa: i had to re-render wiht a new codec
    Santa: and everything was offsync
    Gwunty: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFF
    Santa: audio and video was off by 0.3 seconds
    Santa: its k
    Santa: new codec will render faster
    Santa: since it will use ALL MY FUCKING CORES
    Gwunty: o
    Santa: ACTIVATEING QUAD CORE FUNCTIONALITY
    Santa: INITIATEING NITROGEN COOLING
    Santa: SELF OVERCLOCKING TO 3.4 GHERTZ
    Gwunty: BUT SUDDENLY
    Gwunty: NIGGERS!
    Santa: RENDERING IN PROGRESS
    Santa: FUCK SIR THE CPU IS AT 90 DEGREES CELCIUS
    Santa: INITIATING NIGGER POWERED FANS
    Santa: FUCK! THERE IS NO KFC LEFT FOR THEM TO CHASE AFTER
    Gwunty: SIR
    Gwunty: ITS NOT COOLING DOWN FAST ENOUGH
    Santa: FUCK THIS SIDE OF THE EARTH IS MELTING
    Gwunty: WE NEED MORE NIGGERS
    Gwunty: UNLESS
    Santa: OH SHI- OZONE IS FUCCIN UP MENG
    Gwunty: WE UNLESH
    Santa: I GOT IT
    Gwunty: THE
    Santa: ILL PEE ON IT
    Gwunty: WHITE BITCHES
    Santa: OH SHI-
    Gwunty: NO NEED SIR
    Santa: GET SOME GUIDOS HERE STAT!
    Gwunty: UNLESH THE WHITE BITCHES
    Santa: RENDER IS ALMOST DONE SIR
    Gwunty: RESTART THE NIGGER POWERED FANS
    Santa: OH FUCK WE ARE LOSING RAM SPACE
    Santa: CLOSEING FIREFOX
    Gwunty: CLOSE EVERYTHING
    Gwunty: SHIT DAWG
    Santa: AKDGJ:LSGS
    Santa: SHITS GETTING REAL IN HERE
    Santa: CLOSEING STEAM
    Gwunty: END ALL PORCESSES
    Santa: ALL RIGHT! AFTER EFFECTS IS USING ALL 8GB OF RAM SIR
    Gwunty: YOU NEED MORE RAM
    Santa: WHATS THIS EXPLORER.EXE SHIT?
    Santa: CLOSEING THAT
    Santa: IM NOT NO FUCCIN EXPLORER
    Santa: MUST BE A FUCING VIRUS OR SOME SHIT
    Gwunty: http://www.wildlifephotoart.com/acat..._BDS-1_500.jpg
    Gwunty: HERES SOME MORE RAMS
    Santa: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF AE WASNT USING ALL OF MY RAM
    Santa: SIR THE FANS ARE GENERATING TORNADOES
    Gwunty: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
    Gwunty: NO
    Gwunty: NO
    Gwunty: NO
    Santa: HOLY SHIT THEY ARE TWISTING THE FABRIC OF SPACE
    Gwunty: REMOVE THE NIGGERS AND GUIDOS
    Santa: OH SHIT TIME IS GOING BACKWARDS
    Gwunty: ITS TO POWERFULL
    Gwunty: OHH MY GOD
    Gwunty: WHAT THE FUCK
    Santa: SIR THE RENDER PROGRESS IS GOING BACKWARDS
    Santa: SIR!
    Gwunty: NO
    Santa: IM GOING IN!
    Gwunty: NO
    Gwunty: NO
    Gwunty: NO

    NOW FOR PART TWO
    Gwunty: DONT DO IT MENG
    Santa: IM DOING IT
    Gwunty: ITS NOT WORTH IT
    Santa: THIS CPU ISNT GUNNA COOL ITS SELF SIR
    Gwunty: UNLESS
    Gwunty: KOOL AID THAT SHIT
    Santa: GIMME COOLAID
    Gwunty: HOLY FUCK
    Gwunty: HE MADE
    Gwunty: A
    Santa: I WILL COOL THIS SIR
    Gwunty: FUCKING HOLE IN THE CPU
    Gwunty: FUCK
    Gwunty: FUCK
    Gwunty: FUCK
    Gwunty: FUCK
    Santa: I GOT 5 GALLONS OF KOOL AID SIR
    Santa: IM GOING IN
    Gwunty: NOW THE NIGGERS
    Santa: IF I DONT MAKE IT
    Santa: TELL MY WIFE
    Santa: "hi"
    Gwunty: ARE DRINKING THE KOOL AID
    *
    Santa goes in
    Gwunty: SHIT
    Santa: FUCK IM GETTING YOUNGER THE CLOSER I GET TO IT
    Santa: THE KOOL AID IS TURNING BACK INTO POWER SIR
    Santa: POWDER
    Gwunty: WHY IS THIS SHIT NOT DONE YET
    Gwunty: FUCK
    Santa: ILL HAVE TO MIX THIS WITH 5 GALLONS WORTH OF MY OWN BODY FLUIDS
    Gwunty: DEE
    Gwunty: IM SORRY
    Santa: SIR?
    Gwunty: YOU MUST CLOSE X-FIRE
    Santa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Gwunty: ITS TAKING UP TO MUCH MEMORY
    Gwunty: WE NEED THIS DONE
    Gwunty: NOW
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    GENTLEMEN AND LADY
    DONUT PRESENTS: THE OMEGLE HUNT FOR CP
    as seen on http://z3.invisionfree.com/Donut_Hea...p?showtopic=44
    spoilered for ridiculous length...
    Attempt #1
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Attempt #2
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #3
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    etc...

    Attempt #7
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    You: i swear to fucking god
    You: if you disconnect
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

    Attempt #8
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Attempt #9
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: yeo
    You: is that a yes?
    You: i need me some fucking cp. im losing my mind here
    You: GOD DAMMIT YOU NIGGER TOUCAN, IM FUCKING STARVING OVER HERE
    You: I NEED ME SOME FUCKING COCO PUFFS
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: u aint getting mine
    Stranger: there all mine i say
    You: DAMMIT
    You: STOP FUCKING THIS UP. THIS IS MY GODDAMN FANTASY AND I WILL LIVE IT HOWEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE
    You: ASSHOLE
    You have disconnected.

    Attempt #10
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: YOU MUST BE CRAZY
    Stranger: CALL ME IN
    You: i fucking am
    You: you know it
    Stranger: 1-800-IM-NOT-DEPRESSEDANDLONELY-UNLIKE-YOU
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #11
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #12
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: cp?
    Stranger: dou you have msn?
    You: no, do you have cp?
    Stranger: what cp?
    You: what
    You: coco puffs
    Stranger: noo
    You: what kind of uncivilized hellhole are you from
    Stranger: age?
    You: bitch i wasnt asking you for that fucking cp
    You: i was demanding
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #13
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: hi. do you like rock monkeys?
    You: rock monkeys are cool, but do you have any cp?
    Stranger: cp?
    You: you uncivilized hippy
    You: coco puffs obviously
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: coco puffs
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: hell yeah
    You: do you have any
    Stranger: hells yeah

    oh fuck yes maybe this is the one...

    Stranger: nah not on me
    You: oh shit yes
    Stranger: but in cupboard
    You: well go get that shit and share it
    Stranger: maybs
    Stranger: hahahaha
    Stranger: ill check
    Stranger: brbr
    Stranger: awww fuck we only have the coco pops
    You: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
    You have disconnected.

    #14
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: m/f
    You: hi, got any cp?
    You: ill make you a deal
    Stranger: ok
    You: if you can give me cp, ill tell you my m/f
    Stranger: ok i will
    Stranger: DALE!
    Stranger: weal
    Stranger: chode
    Stranger: bruno
    Stranger: brennan
    You: im sorry what? what does that have to do with cp?
    Stranger: butt buddie
    Stranger: tittys
    Stranger: pussy
    You: you are totally missing the point
    Stranger: dick
    You: damnit
    Stranger: no im not
    You: really?
    Stranger: your hot babe
    You: fuck
    You have disconnected.

    #15
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: NL de gekste
    You: do you have any cp?
    Stranger: wat is cp ??
    You: what the fuck, what kind of household did you grow up in
    You: youve never heard of coco puffs
    Stranger: nope
    You: holy shit
    You: i didnt know they had computers in kenya
    You have disconnected.

    #16
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: what?
    You: cp.
    You: do you have any
    Stranger: no
    You: well then youre just fucking useless then arnt you
    You have disconnected.

    #17
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: OTTOMAN EMPİRE
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #18
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: ?
    You: oh for f.... coco puffs
    You: havent you ever heard of coco puffs?
    Stranger: noooooooooo
    Stranger: m/f?
    You: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY ARE YOU DEPRIVED BASTARDS BEING RAISED 1IN
    You: FOR FUCKS SAKE.
    You have disconnected.

    #19
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: cp..
    You: oh good you know what im talking about
    You: do you have any?
    Stranger: whhaaat :=
    You: oh... coco puffs?
    You: ever heard of them?
    Stranger: yes
    You: ok cool
    You: do you have any?
    Stranger: coco pops?
    You: no, coco puffs
    You: PUFFS
    You: not POPS
    Stranger: what that?
    Stranger:
    You: omfg....
    Stranger: the ceriols?

    oh shit

    You: yes
    Stranger: yes i have

    this is it!

    You: oh shit yes
    You: can i have some?
    Stranger: haha right.
    Stranger: why dont you have any?
    You: because theres 4 feet of frozen snow in front of my house
    You: so im essentially trapped in ice
    You: but thats beside the point
    You: whats up with those coco puffs
    Stranger: its snow here too..but not that much hahah

    COME ON LETS DO THIS!

    Stranger: the chocolate taste
    You: yeah shits delicious
    You: which is why im asking for some
    Stranger: I cant send you..hah

    SON OF A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!

    You: f... ok then
    You: have a nice day sir
    You have disconnected.


    At this point i wasnt sure if i had the power to continue this futile charade, but sheer force of will succeeded to bring you attempt 20
    #20
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: ?
    You: you dont know what cp is?
    Stranger: no
    You: coco puffs?
    Stranger: im 11 f nyc you?
    You: ever heard of them
    Stranger: nope
    You: youre telling me youre a kid in new york city and youve never heard of coco puffs
    Stranger: Imcould be a 45 year old man from texas for all you know
    You: you are absolutely right
    Stranger: SO SHUTUP NIGGER
    You: all i know is what you tell me, and even that isnt true as far as i know
    You: wow rude
    You: youve got a mouth for an 11 year old
    Stranger: Sorry
    You: i just asked for some coco puffs
    You: damn
    Stranger: I just hate black people
    You: im not black bro
    You: you have me confused with the coco puff mascot
    Stranger: They caused hurricane katrina and 9 11
    You: well im assuming that since you hate black people and coco puffs are the same color as black people, you dont have any coco puffs
    You: am i right?
    Stranger: Correct
    You: good.
    You have disconnected.

    Dammit.

    #21
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #22
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: your mother is a dog and I am gonna fuck her in her ass
    You: that has absolutely nothing to do with cp
    Stranger: http://omegle.com/
    You: yes, that is where we are...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #23
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: What?
    You: do you have any cp?
    Stranger: What cp?
    You: what country are you from
    Stranger: Oh i am korean
    You: ok maybe thats why
    You: you dont have coco puffs in korea?
    You: do you know what coco puffs are?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #24
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl pls
    Stranger: cp?
    Stranger: what is it
    You: coco puffs
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #25
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: hey
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #26
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: ?
    You: you dont know what cp is?
    Stranger: my english is poor
    You: oh hell
    You: coco puffs
    You: its a cereal
    Stranger: so i don't quite enderstand
    You: do you know what coco puffs are
    Stranger: no
    You: ok
    You: well
    You: they are a cereal
    You: good day
    You have disconnected.

    #27
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #28
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: STOP
    You: damn bro im just asking for some cp
    Stranger: sorry, i'm in a twitchy mood
    You: thats fine
    You: if you have cp
    You: do you?
    Stranger: i do
    Stranger: not know what it is
    Stranger: so no.
    You: coco puffs?
    You: you dont know what coco puffs are?
    Stranger: DUDE i have them in the cupboard!

    OMFG!!!

    You: oh no fucking way
    You: you wanna get them for me
    You: and give me some
    Stranger: depends, i like to be paid to be a slave for people.
    Stranger: i'll fetch them if you pay me.

    god damnit...

    You: shit
    You: alright what do you want
    Stranger: whatever you got
    You: what
    You: dammit
    You: that doesnt help
    You: iv got alot of stuff
    Stranger: well just gimme all your, stuff.
    You: what
    You: fuck that man im just asking for some cereal
    Stranger: my cereals special though
    Stranger: limited edition
    You: come on youre the first guy in like 20 people who actually knows wtf im talking about
    You: special edition cereal
    You: what the fuck
    Stranger: guy? you mean girl.
    yes, it has toys in it like back in the old days.
    You: YOURE NOT A FUCKING FEMALE. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR CEREAL
    You have disconnected.

    prick.

    #29
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cp?
    Stranger: what??
    You: what country are you from
    Stranger: england, you?
    You: youre from england and youve never heard of cp/
    Stranger: nopee
    You: coco puffs?
    You: seriously?
    Stranger: oh :|
    You: oh so you have heard of them
    Stranger: the cereal right?
    You: yea
    You: ok
    You: cool were both on the same page here
    You: now
    You: do you HAVE any coco puffs
    Stranger: nopee, i have coco rocks though
    You: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
    You have disconnected.

    #30
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: HIII!
    You: do you have any cp?
    Stranger: any?
    Stranger: do you speak english?
    You: obviously...\
    Stranger: no, you do not!
    You: bro this is an easy question: do you have any cp?
    You: yes or no
    Stranger: its not called ANY cp
    Stranger: and im not a guy
    You: YOURE NOT A FUCKING WOMAN
    You: I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU SAY
    Stranger: do you know what cp is?
    You: THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
    You: get the FUCK out
    You: FUCK.
    You have disconnected.

    #31
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: got any cp?
    Stranger: nope
    You: none at all?
    You: how the hell do you live with yourself
    Stranger: :o
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    somebody is offended :U

    #32
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: got any cp?
    Stranger: ..?
    You: coco puffs
    Stranger: no but i have CORN POPS

    holy shit is this it?

    You: oh shit
    Stranger: and reeses!
    You: ohhh shit
    Stranger: hahahahaah
    You: reeses pieces?
    Stranger: naah the cereal silleh!

    FUCK YES OMFG

    You: oh fuck you best be sending some of that shit my way
    Stranger: -sends stranger reeeses puffs thro computer-
    You: FUCKING YES
    You: HIGH FIVE
    Stranger: YUSH
    Stranger: hahahah
    You have disconnected.

    SUCCESS! FUCK YEAH

    Last edited by Donut; December 22nd, 2009 at 11:28 AM. Reason: updated with final win
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    "Is your child on a failure streak?" - Huntington Learning Center.
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    <Ifafudafi> People get three monitors for one of three reasons (or any combination)
    <Ifafudafi> 1. Way too much fucking money
    <Ifafudafi> 2. They're faggots who judge their self worth by their resolution
    <Ifafudafi> 3. They're freelancer
    ye
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by DEEhunter View Post
    ye
    I'm my own option because I don't fit into the other two categories.

    Neat!
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    Or both. Hth.
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    Not at all.

    hth~
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Dividing by Zero...it would be alot easier to explain it to a rock than this guy...

    [22:04] PILO㓀: 0 = nothing so dividing by it means you are taking nothing away from the number...0/9 = 9 hence 0 is nothing
    [22:04] 孩子九零八: lmao
    [22:04] 孩子九零八: your math is wrong
    [22:04] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is dividing zero by 9
    [22:05] 孩子九零八: 9/0 is dividing 9 by zero
    [22:05] PILO㓀: oh yeah
    [22:05] PILO㓀: so it = -9 right?
    [22:05] 孩子九零八: no
    [22:05] 孩子九零八: it's not calculable
    [22:05] PILO㓀: yeah
    [22:05] PILO㓀: becuase you are taking 9 from 0
    [22:05] 孩子九零八: no
    [22:05] PILO㓀: so you subract it
    [22:05] 孩子九零八: you're dividing
    [22:05] PILO㓀: yes
    [22:05] PILO㓀: but ...well
    [22:05] 孩子九零八: ok look at this way
    [22:05] 孩子九零八: you have 9 apples
    [22:05] PILO㓀: i understand
    [22:06] 孩子九零八: when you divide it by one
    [22:06] 孩子九零八: you're putting it into 1 group
    [22:06] PILO㓀: but.. you cant divide 9 by nothing
    [22:06] 孩子九零八: so you still have 9 left
    [22:06] 孩子九零八: you divide 9 apples into 3 groups
    [22:06] PILO㓀: but.. you cant divide by nothing
    [22:06] 孩子九零八: you have 3 in each group
    [22:06] 孩子九零八: if you have 9 apples and divide it into 0 groups
    [22:06] 孩子九零八: you can't
    [22:06] PILO㓀: your right
    [22:06] 孩子九零八: you have 9 apples
    [22:06] PILO㓀: so.. its then nothing.
    [22:06] 孩子九零八: but no groups
    [22:07] 孩子九零八: no
    [22:07] 孩子九零八: it's something
    [22:07] PILO㓀: so.. the answer is nothing
    [22:07] PILO㓀: becuase you didnt have anything to bwgin with
    [22:07] 孩子九零八: but it can't be answered
    [22:07] PILO㓀: ..yes.
    [22:07] PILO㓀: its nothing lol
    [22:07] 孩子九零八: no
    [22:07] PILO㓀: you took away from nothing
    [22:07] 孩子九零八: you still have 9 apples
    [22:07] PILO㓀: witch is imossible becuase nothing is nothing
    [22:07] PILO㓀: no you dont
    [22:07] 孩子九零八: but you're dividing it into 0 groups
    [22:07] 孩子九零八: meaning
    [22:07] PILO㓀: you never had 9
    [22:07] 孩子九零八: you have the apples
    [22:07] 孩子九零八: but you don't
    [22:07] PILO㓀: you had 0
    [22:07] PILO㓀: 0/9
    [22:07] PILO㓀: you have nothing
    [22:07] PILO㓀: so you didnt do anything
    [22:07] PILO㓀: so its 0
    [22:08] 孩子九零八: why are americans so lame at math
    [22:08] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is you dividing nothing into 9 groups
    [22:08] PILO㓀: why are you thinking there is somthing?
    [22:08] PILO㓀: yes
    [22:08] 孩子九零八: so you have 9 groups of nothing
    [22:08] PILO㓀: but you cant
    [22:08] PILO㓀: exactly
    [22:08] 孩子九零八: but 9/0
    [22:08] PILO㓀: and what is 9 groups of nothing? its ... NOTHING
    [22:08] 孩子九零八: is totally different
    [22:08] PILO㓀: so?
    [22:08] PILO㓀: we arent debating that yet
    [22:09] PILO㓀: what is 1 group of 1?
    [22:09] 孩子九零八: you have 9 objects. but you have no groups. so the 9 objects can't exist, but you do have 9 objects. it's a paradox. You have 9 objects but you don't have 9 objects at the same time
    [22:09] 孩子九零八: 1
    [22:10] PILO㓀: no its not!! you never had the 9!!
    [22:10] PILO㓀: its 0!! you had nothing to begin with!
    [22:10] 孩子九零八: no
    [22:10] PILO㓀: your an idiot
    [22:10] 孩子九零八: you had 0 groups
    [22:10] PILO㓀: no
    [22:10] 孩子九零八: but you have 9 objects
    [22:10] PILO㓀: 9 groups
    [22:10] 孩子九零八: no
    [22:10] PILO㓀: idiot
    [22:10] PILO㓀: 9/1= 9 groups
    [22:11] 孩子九零八: no
    [22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/1 = 9 objects in 1 group
    [22:11] PILO㓀: 0/9 = 0 object 9 groups
    [22:11] PILO㓀: so yeah..
    [22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/2 means 9 objects in 2 groups
    [22:11] PILO㓀: what ever woops failed there but..
    [22:11] PILO㓀: ok..
    [22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/0 = nine objects in 0 groups
    [22:11] 孩子九零八: if you're dividing.
    [22:11] PILO㓀: 0/9 = 0 objects and 9=groups
    [22:11] PILO㓀: so shut the fuck up
    [22:11] PILO㓀: 0 objects
    [22:12] PILO㓀: you have nothing
    [22:12] 孩子九零八: lmao
    [22:12] 孩子九零八: dude
    [22:12] 孩子九零八: that's not dividing by 0
    [22:12] 孩子九零八: that's dividing 0
    [22:12] 孩子九零八: dividing by 0 and dividing 0 is totally different
    [22:12] PILO㓀: NO!!
    [22:12] PILO㓀: its a fraction... its 0over9
    [22:12] 孩子九零八: 9/0 = dividing by 0
    0/9 = dividing 0
    [22:12] PILO㓀: witch is = to 0.09 witch = nothing
    [22:13] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is possible
    [22:13] 孩子九零八: 9/0 is not
    [22:13] PILO㓀: ..omg..
    [22:13] PILO㓀: ok.. let me put it this way
    [22:13] PILO㓀: 0/9... your 9 of nothing right?
    [22:13] 孩子九零八: yes 9 groups of nothing
    [22:13] PILO㓀: so. its 0 ove 9 for each
    [22:14] PILO㓀: 0 over 9 = 0.09
    [22:14] 孩子九零八: ...
    [22:14] 孩子九零八: no 0/9 is still 0
    [22:14] PILO㓀: harumbe
    [22:14] 孩子九零八: 9^(-2) = .09
    [22:14] PILO㓀: o
    [22:14] PILO㓀: so?
    [22:14] PILO㓀: then whats 0/9? 9.0000000000 ?
    [22:15] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is still 0
    [22:15] PILO㓀: ok
    [22:15] PILO㓀: so its 0
    [22:15] PILO㓀: becuase you took 9 from nothing
    [22:15] 孩子九零八: you
    [22:15] PILO㓀: and you cant take from nothing so its nothing.
    [22:15] PILO㓀: 0
    [22:15] 孩子九零八: you divided nothing by 9
    [22:15] PILO㓀: no
    [22:15] PILO㓀: ..becuase that would still be 9
    [22:15] 孩子九零八: if you took 9 from nothing it's
    [22:15] 孩子九零八: 0-9
    [22:15] PILO㓀: you dumb ass
    [22:15] PILO㓀: it would still be 9
    [22:15] PILO㓀: 0/9 = nothing
    [22:16] 孩子九零八: wtf is wrong with you!?
    [22:16] 孩子九零八: yes
    [22:16] PILO㓀: lol
    [22:16] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is 0
    [22:16] PILO㓀: exactly!
    [22:16] PILO㓀: omfg.. god..
    [22:16] PILO㓀: that was to hard
    [22:16] PILO㓀: we solverd it. do-
    [22:16] * PILO㓀 explodes
    [22:16] 孩子九零八: wtf is wrong with you!?
    [22:16] 孩子九零八: this is fucking going up on a forum
    [22:16] * PILO㓀 exploded into like a bazillion peices and stuff
    [22:19] PILO㓀: meekotonah (11:19:52 PM): oh.. and 0/9 = 0 becuase 0=nothing and you cannot take anything away from nothing. so. the end result of nothing will always be nothing.
    meekotonah (11:20:41 PM): withc. also means you cannot subtract from nothing because nothing is te absence. so negative numbers are a lie becuase you cannot be less than nothing
    [22:20] 孩子九零八: go back to 4 grade or something cuz you need to relearn math
    [22:20] PILO㓀: lol
    [22:21] PILO㓀: dude
    [22:21] PILO㓀: ..whats wrong with that huh?
    [22:22] 孩子九零八: wtf
    [22:22] 孩子九零八: dividng and subtracting are 2 different things
    [22:22] 孩子九零八: tell him to go back to math class
    [22:23] PILO㓀: ...(me = meek)
    [22:23] PILO㓀: its my other account
    [22:23] 孩子九零八: oh well you need to go back to math class
    [22:23] PILO㓀: why?
    [22:24] 孩子九零八: you're pulling shit out of your ass that's why. how the fuck did you get from 0/9 to 0.09!?
    [22:24] PILO㓀: that was easlyer and i fucked up on tha
    [22:24] PILO㓀: t
    [22:24] PILO㓀: but in the mean time it = nothing becuase you cannot cut nothing into 9 sperate peices
    [22:24] PILO㓀: if there is no pie you cant cut it
    [22:25] 孩子九零八: that's not dividing by zero!?
    [22:25] PILO㓀: yes it is
    [22:25] 孩子九零八: that's dividing 0
    [22:25] 孩子九零八: omfg
    [22:25] PILO㓀: what the fuck is wrong with you
    [22:25] * 孩子九零八 wants to fucking kill PIL0
    [22:25] PILO㓀: its not 9/0 its 0/9!! god you fuck twat
    [22:25] PILO㓀: and its PILOT!! T!@! !!TTTTT!!T!!!!
    [22:25] PILO㓀: ok ok ok.. here.. simplifie
    [22:26] PILO㓀: 0=nothing. 9=the ammount we want to spli it in. the ie of nothing cannot be cut into 9 parts becuase the pie of nothing doesnt exist
    [22:26] 孩子九零八: no
    [22:26] 孩子九零八: that's dividing zero
    [22:26] PILO㓀: not cutting the pie into 0 peices
    [22:26] PILO㓀: no its not
    [22:26] 孩子九零八: here's dividing by zero
    [22:26] PILO㓀: its dividing by
    [22:26] PILO㓀: but you cant
    [22:27] PILO㓀: becuase its nothing
    [22:27] PILO㓀: its not the same thing turned around
    [22:27] PILO㓀: its opposit that
    [22:27] 孩子九零八: you have X number of objects, and want to slpit it into 0 groups
    [22:27] PILO㓀: its nothing
    [22:27] PILO㓀: why?
    [22:27] PILO㓀: thast not 0/9 that 9/0
    [22:27] PILO㓀: you idiot
    [22:27] 孩子九零八: yes
    [22:27] 孩子九零八: that's dividing by zero
    [22:27] PILO㓀: we arnt doing that!
    [22:27] PILO㓀: ..........
    [22:27] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is dividing by 9
    [22:27] PILO㓀: >/.>
    [22:27] PILO㓀: ok u win
    [22:28] PILO㓀: i failed hardcore to hellllllll
    [22:28] 孩子九零八: yes
    [22:28] PILO㓀: lol sorry brpo
    [22:28] PILO㓀: bro..
    [22:28] PILO㓀: ok!!
    [22:28] PILO㓀: thats taking nothing from 9
    [22:28] PILO㓀: so its 9
    [22:28] PILO㓀: hu derp
    [22:29] PILO㓀: so.. i win either way anyways
    [22:29] * 孩子九零八 face palm
    [22:29] 孩子九零八: you know what
    [22:29] 孩子九零八: forget it
    [22:29] PILO㓀: lol why?
    [22:29] 孩子九零八: you don't understand math
    [22:29] PILO㓀: yes i do
    [22:29] PILO㓀: 0 = nothing
    [22:29] PILO㓀: no matter how much you try
    [22:29] PILO㓀: 0 is nothing
    [22:30] PILO㓀: you cant take from or creat nothing!
    [22:30] PILO㓀: so trying to cut a cake into nothing means its still a whole cake
    [22:30] PILO㓀: so its still the 9!
    [22:30] PILO㓀: 9/0 = 9 becuase you didnt do anything to it!
    [22:31] * 孩子九零八 face palm
    [22:31] PILO㓀: your an idio
    [22:31] PILO㓀: t
    [22:31] PILO㓀: i hve no idea whats going on in your head but..
    [22:31] PILO㓀: your a fucking twatwaffle
    孩子九零八 is me.

    There's so many math errors I wanna kill myself. What are people being taught nowadays?
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    A simpler way to explain it is:

    x/0 is always equal to "OSHI-".
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