uncomfortable moments in life

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Yeah lets just share my entire life with the internet -.-

on a completely contradictory note:



I had the same thing happen to me. multiple times. Once by a dude. >.>
It was not the best.

and then there was the time that catgirl on painkillers tried to open my pants out of the blue. I think you were there.

Yea I was there she also got accualy in my pants, so did Brooke the taller lesbian. Catgirl also humped me alot. Than proceeded to throwup. Also I think that go-gurt incident was rly akward for me even tho I just decided to not care and just go to class with blue stuff all on my pants.

[NuggetWarmer]

Firstly,

the fuck?

also, currently:

In high school this girl was quite hung up on me, but I was not the least bit interested because she was nuts and suicidal. Out of pity, I agreed to help her with her art project after school.
She leads me into the photo room (all red lights and such to avoid exposing the film), which is empty except for us, and proceeds to take off my shirt so she can paint and then photograph my back. The janitor walks in right when my shirt comes off, says "I'll leave you two alone", and abruptly exits.
After the most awkward half hour of my life, we both left- she never could think of anything to paint on me.

Everything that doesn't have strikethrough every other day of my school week. I lost count of the awkward and creepy moments that ensued.


Oh, and basically what p0lar's is, but I was the only guy there, and was being asked if guys find tampons hot.

[Llama Juice]

I was mid hump with this girl when my friend just walked into my room and sat down in the chair in the middle of the room without saying anything.

I threw a blanket over us as soon as the door opened... and he had no idea wtf we were doing. He was stoned out of his mind. She slipped her pants back on and went to the bathroom. As soon as the door shut I proceeded to ask him wtf he's doing in my room and all that... it was strange.

My dad's girlfriend (old whore) asked me to help her setup her printer... so I went to her house and she plugged in her digital camera into the printer and a bunch of pictures popped up of her that still can not be unseen....

I went to a "Bible Quiz" competition with my friend who's extremely religious (I'm atheist) they prayed before and after everything.

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I was mid hump with this girl when my friend just walked into my room and sat down in the chair in the middle of the room without saying anything.

Bahah just came in and sat down? Omg thats hilarious (sorry llama )

Not really uncomfortable for me but very awkward.

My housemate has a gf who lives in Colombia, they go on webcam alot. One day I knocked on the door went in, he like quickly moved his laptop, I was like hmm and wanted to know what he was up to. Looked at screen and she was on webcam topless.

Shes over here now, been here for like nearly 2 months, I dont know if she knows I saw it, but its definitely slightly awkward.

Another one that sadly happens quite a bit, your in a club dancing, have a great time, you feel some hand grab your ass and you turn around and its a dude. Some times they brush it by accident, other times its alot more sinister. (And no it wasnt a gay club)

[rossmum]

every day i have to deal with other humans because fuck humans

oh and some gay dude at school felt me up but i think he did it specifically so i would feel uncomfortable

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oh and some gay dude at school felt me up but i think he did it specifically so i would feel uncomfortable

Theres only one response to that ross, your fist connects with his jaw.

[rossmum]

i'm a Big Gay Pacifist and also value my bony knuckles not being shattered

plus i kind of figured he wasn't going to go any further than doing that once because he was always giving me shit because at that point it was the cool thing to do. once everyone got over that he did too. in this case a simple 'fuck off and don't fucking touch me again' sufficed.

[p0lar_bear]

That would be a hate crame.

...at least, it would be in America. :downspatriot:

[rossmum]

yeah i dunno if i could've got away with it or not but i didn't really care. i'm comfortable enough in my sexuality (been hitting on the ladies since i was like fucking 5 years old ) to not care.

it was also funny because people used to think i was gay, presumably because my main purpose in life wasn't to get smashed and hook up with randoms and then fuck disgusting scene sluts. should've seen the looks on their faces when i hooked up w/ my girlfriend at the time in the middle of the fucking b-ball courts. priceless.

[Limited]

That would be a hate crame.

...at least, it would be in America. :downspatriot:

No no no. If he felt you up, your hitting him because he felt you up. Regardless of his sexual orientation.

But yeah, probably shouldnt overreact, if however he kept doing it after you asked him not to. Theres just no questions.