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[Bodzilla]

youtube comment on Glen beck vs Jon Stewart

"See this is what liberal cultural Marxism has done. It has trained us to defy one of our most instinctive virtues. Racial loyalty.

Liberals frequently put non-Whites before Whites, they are brainwashed with White guilt.

I know how liberals think I used to be one.

Liberalism is cultural marxism. "

[rossmum]

my 6yo nephew: where does mud come from?
my older sister: dirt and water.
my 2yo nephew, sounding thoroughly insulted: no, PIGS!

i guess it was one of those things where you have to be there, but holy living fuck hudson says the funniest shit

[ExAm]

youtube comment on Glen beck vs Jon Stewart

"See this is what liberal cultural Marxism has done. It has trained us to defy one of our most instinctive virtues. Racial loyalty.

Liberals frequently put non-Whites before Whites, they are brainwashed with White guilt.

I know how liberals think I used to be one.

Liberalism is cultural marxism. "

Troll. Don't pay attention to it.

[rossmum]

Not so much funny, but a bit awesome:

It has even learnt to safely eat the poisonous cane toad by flipping it over and consuming the underparts.

(Referring to the Australian Magpie, which is smart as all fuck; so much for 'bird brain')

I'm going to miss them when I move back. Maybe I should get one for a pet and bring it with me

[Bodzilla]

i thought it was crows that learnt that shit?

[Con]

The crows around here drop walnuts on the road because they know it will break them.

[Rob Oplawar]

We only get seagulls around here. Yes, seagulls in land-locked Colorado. Shows how smart they are...

[sleepy1212]

i thought it was crows that learnt that shit?

same family, Corvidae

I got to watch some magpies for the first time on an elk hunting trip to colorado, they're really smart birds and very cool looking.

also, quote from that trip when we were picking up supplies at a local grocery store:

friend Jake (staring at a big breasted Native American woman): "Where's she from?"

my dad: "I think she's a member of the Spankaho Tribe."

Jake: "Wow. Never heard of them before."

[rossmum]

Currawongs are really smart, too (well, obviously, being so similar to our magpies). My nanna feeds the birds, so she has a family of magpies which live in the trees across the road and pay regular visits for food. I haven't seen any for years, but a while back she used to get currawongs coming across too. Once she was watching TV and didn't notice one was there, so it came up and tapped its beak on the glass door. When she went to open it, the bird hopped past her, hopped across the lounge room, and went all the way into the kitchen before tapping its beak on the fridge. I shit you not.

[rossmum]

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