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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    for the benefit of those who haven't read the l4d2 steam news before,

    In the first two months of Left 4 Dead 2's release, 28,981,249,043 zombies have been shot, bludgeoned, chainsawed and killed — or, for our younger readers, taken to a farm where they can frolic and shuffle around forever.

    You read that correctly: 28 BILLION. To put that number in perspective:
    • The entire population of the planet has been zombified and killed 4.26 times.
    • With the average height of a zombie being 6 feet, if you stacked them end to end they would circle the globe 1,322 times.
    • If you placed 28,981,249,043 rulers end to end, they would reach 28,81,249,043 feet in the sky.

    In short: That is a bucketload of dead zombies. Nice job, everyone.

    the last fact is particularly awesome
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by rossmum View Post
    the part you just quoted there is unironically true as fuck and sound advice

    trust me. you may think you're a pro survivor or some shit but this place can and will end your gay life for the slightest thing
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    p0lar_bear: self-omprovement hour with the p0lar_bear!
    MARRY ME CROSBY: one thing you can improve is your spelling
    MARRY ME CROSBY: faggot
    aw yiss
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by rossmum View Post
    aw yiss
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    (Not really.)
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Pretty long, but short messages:


    [uBp] Chuck: Also, I came home today and saw something on my bed that costs 119 bucks (but what 49 bucks due to a sale) guess
    Asian 센세이션: GRAPHICS CARD?
    [uBp] Chuck: no, that would be like 380 bucks
    Asian 센세이션: gun?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: battlefield bad company 2 super ultra godly edition?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: asian slave?
    [uBp] Chuck: i wish, but no
    Asian 센세이션: keyboard?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: daft punk helmet?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: dont tell me...
    Asian 센세이션: ill get it eventually
    Asian 센세이션: top hat
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: penis enlargement
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: anus enlargement?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: pez....
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: category?
    [uBp] Chuck: objects
    [uBp] Chuck: it has a handle
    Asian 센세이션: gun...
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: coffea mug
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    [uBp] Chuck: you hit stuff with it
    Asian 센세이션: oh thank god...
    Asian 센세이션: ummm, sword?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: fuck
    Asian 센세이션: hammer?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: mac ipad?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    [uBp] Chuck: lol
    Asian 센세이션: lol...
    Asian 센세이션: vodka from russia?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: damn...
    Asian 센세이션: what letter does it start with?
    [uBp] Chuck: r
    Asian 센세이션: retarded baby?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: rifle?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: raffel ticket?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: ruler!
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    Asian 센세이션: runaway hooker?
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    [uBp] Chuck: no
    [uBp] Chuck: ra
    Asian 센세이션: rabbit's asshole?
    [uBp] Chuck: rac
    Asian 센세이션: A FUCKING TENNIS RACKET!
    [uBp] Chuck: omfg, wow, how does it feel, I feel great, I actually got you to spend all that time and effort on something so pointlesss

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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...t=20680&page=1

    any post in here by siriustextra is pure stupid lol gold.


    it looks like he is trolling himself lolol
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    English Mobster: HOLY FUCK THE EARTH HAS CLOUDS
    English Mobster: THIS MUST BE A CONSPIRACY
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    i think theres a formula for bad quotes in this thread. If the conversation is between you and a friend, and not pertaining to an issue or topic that interests the people of this forum, it is a bad quote. If the quote contains inside jokes, it is a bad quote, unless the other person who would get the joke is actually a member of this forum. If the top three keywords of your quote are "penis", "anus" and "retarded", it is most likely a bad quote.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    i think i agree with ice on all accounts
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Well if that is directed to my quote, its easily understandable to anyone that has seen Dane's threads recently.
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