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[ExAm]

She has tried to get me with that one twice, and failed. I'm never clicking a link from her again, because I know she'll just keep going ahead with it.

[ICEE]

Oh llama you brilliant fool. That sammich idea may even beat my pizza sammich

[Llama Juice]

Your pizza sammich failed hard sir.

Still haven't gone grocery hunting, so I had waffles with applesauce today as my sammich.

Also, you all missed the best thread ever yesterday. just sayin.

[ICEE]

hey, my pizza sammich only failed because it was on unexpectedly large, floppy pizza slices. On normal god fearing pizza slices like us good normal people eat, it works BRILLIANTLY. I bet it could make even vegetarian food good.

[Cojafoji]

Andromeda is one the CHEESIEST sci-fi shows out there, but it's moments like this that make it gold...

Genite: Attention hostile vessel, surrender now and prepare to be boarded. You have fifteen seconds to comply.
Tyr: Ship, how many missiles can we fire in fifteen seconds?
Andromeda: Approximately 3,600.
Tyr: Communicate our desire to comply...

[DEElekgolo]

Higuy™: i need a t-shirt
Higuy™:
DEEtrain⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠: i m gunna get my aniamted GIF printed on a t-shirt
DEEtrain⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠: like photobucket wants me to.

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[InnerGoat]

2244 - [CHAOS PYROS] brosef: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjRDy7YhBNQ
2244 - [CHAOS PYROS] brosef: why isn't this in the game gaben.
2244 - [CHAOS PYROS] brosef: finish you're second dinner and get it done.
2244 - Nightlife: but he has 3 dinners left to eat!!!
2245 - [CHAOS PYROS] brosef: give the pyro a train suit.
2245 - [CHAOS PYROS] brosef: when he touches people he kills them but he can't turn around so it's balanced
2245 - Nightlife: hehe nice
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2353 - Nightlife: i like tf2
2353 - Nightlife: NOT - borat
2010 April 05
0100 - Nightlife: this is ground control to major tom...
0101 - Nightlife: your circuits dead, there's something wrong...
0101 - Nightlife: can you hear me major tom....................
0130 - Nightlife: "Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!”
0130 - Nightlife: who said that quote brosef this is a quiz
0130 - Nightlife: it was hitler fyi right before he turned super saiyan
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0155 - Nightlife: "with great power comes great responsibility" - naruto

[ICEE]

Can I come?

[SnaFuBAR]

hell yeh!

[Llama Juice]

Like a good woman, ICEE asks beforehand.