A bit of backstory to this one:
In the world of competitive Pokeman battling I recently discovered, there is something called "Shoddy Battle". What Shoddy Battle is is essentially a combination of wi-fi Pokemon battling and IRC. You choose which tier you want to battle in (aka how powerful Pokemans you want to face), and you get launched into a pseudo-XBL matchmaking for a Pokeman battle. You meet someone, you battle them through a simulator, etc. It's meant to recreate the feel of a tourney or a wi-fi battle without actually knowing anyone or going to a tourney.
I was battling in the UnderUsed (lowest, with the crappiest Pokemon allowed of all the tiers) tier when I ran into this dude:
He mad.Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause,
Strict Damage Clause
gotnothin11 sent out Linoone (lvl 100 Linoone ?).
English Mobster sent out Swellow (lvl 100 Swellow ?).
Swellow used Protect.
Swellow protected itself!
Linoone used Belly Drum.
Linoone lost 50% of its health.
Linoone's attack was raised.
Swellow was burned!
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Linoone used Extremespeed.
Swellow lost 100% of its health.
English Mobster's Swellow fainted.
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English Mobster switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Glaceon lost 100% of its health.
English Mobster's Glaceon fainted.
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English Mobster switched in Leafeon (lvl 100 Leafeon ?).
Leafeon used Quick Attack.
A critical hit!
Linoone lost 50% of its health.
gotnothin11's Linoone fainted.
Leafeon lost 10% of its health.
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gotnothin11: hack much
gotnothin11: asshole
gotnothin11 has left the room.
English Mobster wins!
English Mobster: lol
E: And no, I wasn't hacking. I used a priority move with a faster Pokemon; Quick Attack is the same priority as ExtremeSpeed. I got a lucky crit, plus I was holding an item which boosted my attack by 45% at the expense of 10% of my health every time I hit.
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