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    Re: A risky proposition!

    Quote Originally Posted by PlasbianX View Post
    TEACH ME YOUR WAYS :<
    for a start she couldn't have been more obvious about wanting to bone you.... unless she ran you a hot bubble bath surrounded by candles with the lights off and gave you a back massage while you where chillin in the tub.

    She got her friend to leave, because you where SUPPOSED to drop her home, follow her inside and play around.
    but instead your angry and annoyed at her because she invited you back to her house which leads to the awkward silence and the lame car trip home.

    you fool you where in!

    with moves like that theres no way your sig could possible be real.
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    Re: A risky proposition!

    Yea man you blew it! Bod would kill to have an oppurtunity like that instead of his usual riding into the Outback and knocking one out with a big stick!
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    Re: A risky proposition!

    Makes me think of the rather odd situation I'm in right now.

    So, I move back home... get situatedish... start working at my Dad's NAPA Auto Parts store... I'm sitting in the office working on the computer when a delivery girl walks in... she's got an athletic body, and a cute face... we start talking a bit... and she eventually says that we should hang out sometime, and to give her a call... and so I said I don't have her number... she ends up writing her number on a postit note and sticks it to my chest.

    I'm wearing my work uniform... which is blue jeans and a Tshirt that says CHECK OUT MY PARTS with a NAPA logo above it. She covered the logo with the postit and so I said "Are you trying to imply something?" And she just kinda smiled at me and walked away... in a very bouncy way.

    Since then she's tried to get me to invite her over about six times.... and then today at work she started climbing up the shelves to get something from the top shelf... and she looks back at me and says "Hey, would you grab my ass so that I don't fall?"

    She's 17.
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    Re: A risky proposition!

    Just wait one more year, man.

    One more year.
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    Re: A risky proposition!

    How old are you llama? If you're 19 it is still legal!
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    Re: A risky proposition!

    I'm 21.

    And I'm moving to Seattle at the end of the month.... so... yar.
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    Re: A risky proposition!

    Quote Originally Posted by Llama Juice View Post
    She's 17.
    AoC is 16 here
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    Re: A risky proposition!

    Quote Originally Posted by Llama Juice View Post
    Makes me think of the rather odd situation I'm in right now.

    So, I move back home... get situatedish... start working at my Dad's NAPA Auto Parts store... I'm sitting in the office working on the computer when a delivery girl walks in... she's got an athletic body, and a cute face... we start talking a bit... and she eventually says that we should hang out sometime, and to give her a call... and so I said I don't have her number... she ends up writing her number on a postit note and sticks it to my chest.

    I'm wearing my work uniform... which is blue jeans and a Tshirt that says CHECK OUT MY PARTS with a NAPA logo above it. She covered the logo with the postit and so I said "Are you trying to imply something?" And she just kinda smiled at me and walked away... in a very bouncy way.

    Since then she's tried to get me to invite her over about six times.... and then today at work she started climbing up the shelves to get something from the top shelf... and she looks back at me and says "Hey, would you grab my ass so that I don't fall?"

    She's 17.
    16's legal in australia so hahaha

    E: also i'm 21 and my gf only hit 18 2 weeks ago.

    lollin so hard llama
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    Re: A risky proposition!

    This is bullshit.
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    Re: A risky proposition!

    you guys actually follow that law in america?

    Lollin increased to hearty gaffaw.
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