Someone in the thread mistook the telescope for a spud gun, and came up with this glorious idea: "rotate the "bayonet" 90 degrees and flip so the cutting edge of the blade is facing the muzzle of the spud gun. Add a few more blades on either side of it, then arrange an aerosol can and lighter so that the stream fires straight up in front of the blades. VoilĂ*, french-fry gun."