Battlefield Tri-hard

[ejburke]

A reviewer who actually liked the BC2 campaign said the BF3 campaign was, shall we say, non-good. Un-good, if you will.

[BobtheGreatII]

Ughhhh. So I made the last minute choice to get it. Now it's going to take forever to download. Does anyone know possibly a good torrent with all of the original files instead of trying to wait on Origin? Not trying to pirate, but sometimes I have better luck with a torrent than I do with something like steam.

[MXC]

A reviewer who actually liked the BC2 campaign said the BF3 campaign was, shall we say, non-good. Un-good, if you will.

And there are people here who liked Duke Nukem Forever, despite the reviews. What's your point?

[cheezdue]

I'm jumping right into multiplayer right after the game finishes installing. <3

[Amit]

Wow BF3 is literally gay??

ROFLLLL, how the fuck did I not read that back to myself?

[MXC]

I just put the disc in, why am I downloading it?

Nevermind, it has to be from the disc, no way in hell I have a 4.3 mb download rate.

EDIT: HA!

[Amit]

OMFG. Just had the most exhilarating rush game of my life. You heard right, I said RUSH. On Kharg island.




Postgame Carnage Report

Playing as Russians, I took the one tank we get and shut down the US beach assault for a good while. That was where I got my 11 kill streak. This RUSH isn't like Operation Metro's small shit quick playing rush. This is more like BC2's Rush, but with better MCOM placement. They aren't usually in open areas or in weak buildings that get flattened in two seconds, which was exactly the case in BC2. This game must have lasted around 25 minutes. By the end of it, we were on what appeared to be our final set of MCOM stations, which would probably explain why they were in a relatively strong and large building. The enemy had more tanks and air vehicles than we did. I wasn't checking, but I don't think we had any aircraft still in the air. At first it was some light infantry trying to flank or run straight in. After they realized that doing that was idiotic, they sent in their tanks to blow giant holes in my precious building. While we were being bombarded, the infantry made a mass exodus from wherever the fuck they were and just came streaming in like ants. We were getting cut down left, right, and centre. Heh, it was too bad for them that they only had 4 tickets left before they even made the rush. I got raped from god knows where (I was in a sheltered area on the second level of the building, guarding the upstairs MCOM). I spawn once more on Freelancer and another team mate. Some dude came from behind and fucking massacred us with his flechette-firing, DAO-12 Shotgun. Right after that I saw him fall and the game ended. They had already armed the first MCOM in the building. I don't know if it went off a midst the chaos, but I'm pretty sure we were damned close to losing.

Mind you, I am playing on low settings everything with 75 FoV @ 1024x768 lol. Avg of 30FPS. Performance seems to have been even more optimized than from beta

[TeeKup]

Helicopters are insanely hard to pilot now. My first batch of games haven't exactly been amazing. Mostly just the standard team mate stupidity followed by the enemy team being complete and utter assholes. On Damavad Peak I literally had my entire team looking at an enemy jeep point blank range. Shooting at it with their small arms, because they were absolutely clueless on how to kill it. 4 of them were engineers. It didn't even occur to anyone to LOOK UP and shoot the prick in the MG position.

[Cortexian]

???

Are there Jeeps on Peak? The Humvee's are armored and the turret is remote control, you can't shoot the gunner.

[TeeKup]

I could have sworn I saw a soldiers head popping out of the MG. Well regardless, I'm blind and the 4 engineers are retards for forgetting they had RPG's.