Modacity shooters' thread

[TVTyrant]

Basically my point is this: everywhere is fucking horrible, people are bad, shoot paper/watermelons/old cars not each other

Lol. I totally agree man. The rich/leaders of the world are all a bunch of horrible assholes.

[rossmum]

Ended up on the weird part of YT, watching videos of some dude getting a .30-06 in-and-out fixed up. He tripped over his fucking cat and fell down a flight of stairs with a loaded M1, FMJ ammo. Entered through his stomach and exited his hip, keyholing on the way out.

I am pretty fucking sure I never want to get shot.

[TVTyrant]

Ended up on the weird part of YT, watching videos of some dude getting a .30-06 in-and-out fixed up. He tripped over his fucking cat and fell down a flight of stairs with a loaded M1, FMJ ammo. Entered through his stomach and exited his hip, keyholing on the way out.

I am pretty fucking sure I never want to get shot.

Holy shit. Yeah. Aren'y you in the army? Isn't that like, the exactly wrong line of work to not get shot then?

[Cortexian]

No because he's in the Australian army.

That's prctically like being in the Canadian army, the chances of getting shot are lower than being a Police(wo)man.

[PenGuin1362]

Eh I feel like you either get shot and get over it after a bit of pain or you die, at which point there's nothing to complain about because now you're dead. Unless of course you're paralyzed. In which case fuck that. Also come on dude, who walks around their house with a hot rifle >_<

No one will ever go to war with Australia. Because seriously, who in the fuck wants to invade that hell hole.

[TVTyrant]

Eh I feel like you either get shot and get over it after a bit of pain or you die, at which point there's nothing to complain about because now you're dead. Unless of course you're paralyzed. In which case fuck that. Also come on dude, who walks around their house with a hot rifle >_<

No one will ever go to war with Australia. Because seriously, who in the fuck wants to invade that hell hole.

Dem Japs.

[rossmum]

Eh I feel like you either get shot and get over it after a bit of pain or you die, at which point there's nothing to complain about because now you're dead. Unless of course you're paralyzed. In which case fuck that. Also come on dude, who walks around their house with a hot rifle >_<

No one will ever go to war with Australia. Because seriously, who in the fuck wants to invade that hell hole.

no lie, this is literally australia's #1 defence. any invasion would be a logistics nightmare even the us would have trouble with, 90% of the country is either desert or dense scrub, and all the actual valuable things are in the middle of said desert or dense scrub. the populated areas are mostly strung along the coast on old swampland and backed by mountains, too. i would sooner just shoot myself than participate in an invasion of this country.

[TVTyrant]

no lie, this is literally australia's #1 defence. any invasion would be a logistics nightmare even the us would have trouble with, 90% of the country is either desert or dense scrub, and all the actual valuable things are in the middle of said desert or dense scrub. the populated areas are mostly strung along the coast on old swampland and backed by mountains, too. i would sooner just shoot myself than participate in an invasion of this country.

The Japanese sure wanted to try LOL

[CN3089]

no lie, this is literally australia's #1 defence. any invasion would be a logistics nightmare even the us would have trouble with, 90% of the country is either desert or dense scrub, and all the actual valuable things are in the middle of said desert or dense scrub. the populated areas are mostly strung along the coast on old swampland and backed by mountains, too. i would sooner just shoot myself than participate in an invasion of this country.

the us would probably just incheon sydney and melbourne and then bomb the fuck outta canberra soz m8

[Warsaw]

Two words:

Neutron bomb.

Ethics aside, that's the best way to deal with a nation that makes invasion an unfeasible option. Just make sure you take out said nation's ability to respond in kind.