Quotes Funny Random

[Pooky]

Are you kidding me? That's as civil as it ever gets on that game o.O

[Ryx]

⁞⁞iᴣᶳᵏ⁞⁞: piracy is like masturbation: everyone does it, but nobody will admit it

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[=sw=warlord]

TeeKup: hmm
TeeKup: aparently if I manually update the game I wont need the CD
TeeKup: lets try that
Cobby: this a securom issue?
TeeKup: its asking for the disk
TeeKup: and the image the torrent came with
TeeKup: is unrecognized by daemon tools
TeeKup: so im at a dead end
Cobby: tried magic disk?
TeeKup: but apparently a commentor on the bay said if I just update the game i wont need the CD
Cobby: ah
TeeKup: OH CHRIST
TeeKup: IM RETARDED
TeeKup: I DOWNLOADED A MAC VERSION
Cobby: AHAHAHAHAHAH
TeeKup: FFFFFFF
Cobby: OH WOW
TeeKup: JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST
Cobby: and the 2012 darwin lemming award goes to:
TeeKup: yeah feel free to post that
Cobby: tee Joshua Kup
Cobby: OH WOW
Cobby: Even the indian gods don't have enough arms to face palm enough
Cobby: ahahaha
TeeKup: LOL



20 seconds in.

[Donut]

[1:11:24 AM] ICEE: There has definitely been an increase of
[1:11:32 AM] ICEE: whats the word im looking for here
[1:11:35 AM] ICEE: theatrics
[1:11:40 AM] ICEE: in videogames
[1:12:06 AM] ICEE: producers get their hands on a project and pump it into something so inflated it cant possibly be full of substance
[1:12:11 AM] ICEE: like call of duty
[1:12:15 AM] ICEE: the graphics are decent
[1:12:21 AM] ICEE: the gameplay is terrible
[1:12:26 AM] ICEE: the actual value of the game is nill
[1:12:32 AM] ICEE: because it is the same product repackaged
[1:12:37 AM] ICEE: its like someone sold you a chair
[1:12:44 AM] ICEE: and you sat on that chair for six months
[1:12:52 AM] ICEE: then they sold you that exact same chair again
[1:13:05 AM] ICEE: only this time its painted black and comes in a fucking collectors box
[1:13:27 AM] ICEE: its just as squeaky as it was before
[1:13:34 AM] ICEE: still is not comfortable
[1:13:36 AM] ICEE: and yet
[1:13:38 AM] ICEE: you paid for it
[1:14:08 AM] ICEE: At some point videogames stopped being something that developers sat down and put some actual mental elbow grease into
[1:14:21 AM] ICEE: because they didnt have to to make money
[1:14:40 AM] ICEE: because niggers will buy any game that has guns and knives
[1:14:47 AM] ICEE: its all the niggers fault really
[1:15:07 AM] ICEE: Obviously dont say that in your essay
[1:15:13 AM] ICEE: say "African Americans"

[DarkHalo003]

I went from

to

Reading down the page.

[Tnnaas]

BrotherWitch: Can't overclock a sound card, can you?

Made me chuckle.

[Cortexian]

I got 99 problems but a fish 'aint 1.

While having fish for diner.

[DarkHalo003]

While having fish for dinner.

Fish rocks.

[Tnnaas]

What is 14 inches long and makes a women moan all night?

Sudden infant death syndrome.

I'm so ashamed that I laughed at that.

[rossmum]

friend sent me this

12:31 AM - Loen: i get the feeling cyberpunk is gonna be the next big thing
12:31 AM - Loen: iuno maybe not
12:31 AM - cire992: I could see that
12:32 AM - cire992: or steampunk, the hipsters seem to be into that stuff
12:32 AM - Loen: nah it isn't general enough
12:32 AM - cire992: well, put yourself in the board meeting at activision, Bobby Kotick just asked YOU for the next big push
12:33 AM - Loen: actually
12:33 AM - Loen: it's probably gonna be vietnam lmao
12:33 AM - cire992: you put your chips on cyberpunk?
12:33 AM - cire992: nam?
12:33 AM - Loen: vietnam and cyberpunk
12:33 AM - cire992: hell man, I remember nam. Never left, man
12:33 AM - cire992: Cybernam
12:33 AM - Loen: cybernam lol
12:33 AM - cire992: Bobby Kotick gives you a raise
12:34 AM - cire992: you even came up with a clever buzzword for the presentation to the shareholders, extra credit for you
12:34 AM - cire992: Call of Duty: Almost Post-Modern Warfare X: Cybernam