So I had this really great monologue in Morgan Freeman's voice going in my mind, and I put it perfectly into writing, then FireFox crashed on the submit button. Anyways, it went something like this: Here we can observe a wild male chameleon. As it quietly approaches the bleak forest edge, the resident chameleon notices and attempts to change his color to match the fierce opposition's startling green.......[/MorganFreeman]

Aaaand I'm over it.