"Halo 4: I Get a Woman!" - Sgt. Mjr. A.J. Johnson, RIP

[Kornman00]

Didn't his parents die when the Covenant glassed Eridanus II?

That's what ONI wants you to think

Fine, it's his long lost half cousin who he had a crush on when he was 5 and now he's walking away because he's all like "ffffffffffffffff, do not want. I wish Cortana was corporeal..."