Modacity.net: Texas Simulator

[PopeAK49]

am 23, have a house that i bought and have owned for the last 2 years, been with my gf for 4 years,
and i'm a nice guy.

bulshit....jk.
Good for you though.

Maybe it's just Alaska....Home of the ice hearted whores.

[Bodzilla]

my gf literally fell into my lap though.

i basically just sat around on my computer all day playing tf2 when one day she walked into my house, friends of a housemate.

[rossmum]

Your an idiot if you can't tell.

aside from your obvious grammatical error which a literal child could have called you out on, i'd like to remind you (and everyone else) of your long and proud history of having stupid and terrible opinions and just generally being an insufferable shitposter

Britain is for fags*

Texas is for men*

that's the spirit, show your intelligence

Sadly in most parts of America, being a gentlemen won't get you women...Because they expect you to do it.

Now, if you act like an asshole, you get women.

It's upsetting to see some of these smart and beautiful women go after the biggest bag of dicks America has to offer.

i really hope this isn't about to devolve into another one of those wonderful "I HOLD DOORS OPEN FOR THEM AND TELL THEM HOW PRETTY THEY ARE, WHY WON'T THESE VAPID CUNTS JUMP ON MY COCK" misogyny-fests that pop up every other day from the average anime/gaming forum

[TVTyrant]

i really hope this isn't about to devolve into another one of those wonderful "I HOLD DOORS OPEN FOR THEM AND TELL THEM HOW PRETTY THEY ARE, WHY WON'T THESE VAPID CUNTS JUMP ON MY COCK" misogyny-fests that pop up every other day from the average anime/gaming forum

just ignore it and it will go away

[rossmum]

on second thoughts, no, please tell me more. the only direction for this thread is downnnnnnnnn

[TVTyrant]

on second thoughts, no, please tell me more. the only direction for this thread is downnnnnnnnn

sometimes I like to masturbate in front of them and when they notice I say "I love you"

for some reason this has not yet worked

explayn plz

[EX12693]

Get a bigger dik

[PopeAK49]

I already lost faith when people actually took me serious...

sometimes I like to masturbate in front of them and when they notice I say "I love you"

for some reason this has not yet worked

explayn plz

This is me when I try to not fap....

[neuro]

i'm not a nice guy, and all my girlfriends have been self-proclaimed ice-queens.

maybe it's just my *sharp wit* that breaks the ice.
or my radiant personality that melts the ice.

needless to say, i'm alone again.

[Donut]

my gf literally fell into my lap though.

i basically just sat around on my computer all day playing tf2 when one day she walked into my house, friends of a housemate.

funny, something similar happened to me. my room mate last year introduced me to a friend of his because he thought her personality would drive me fucking nuts. we clicked immediately, and i love her to death.
E: i read a book that explained the reason women go for assholes. the gist of it was that women enjoy emotional stimulation, and assholes make them feel "alive", while nice guys are just boring. wish i could remember what that book was called...

are we actually going to get into a serious discussion about this stuff? because ill try to dig it up if we are