Quotes Funny Random

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Originally Posted by Heathen

<stenzel> fuck you dude, i aint answering any more of your shitty questions
<moomin_two> not even this one?
<stenzel> no
<moomin_two> ha, dumbass
* stenzel (~stenzel@***) Quit (fucker)

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lol

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Originally Posted by Phobias

VK: honey?
pri: mm?
VK: can I cum in your ear tonight?
pri: no fucking way, I might go deaf
VK: bullshit, I've been cumming in your mouth for years and you never shut the fuck up.


During a fairly small fleet battle.

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heh, that something in this thread I can finally laugh at.

A member of our production class just handed in a script. This section just about sums up the whole thing:

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OFFICER: Hold on there son, Sir where are you right now?

HOBO: The moon!

OFFICER: Of course you are. Does that clear things up?

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It's rewrite time! :iamafag:

uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: i wonder if you delete your demo and reinstall now it will be the us one, it should
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i hate my fuckign life
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i just accidently deleted L4d1
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: :o
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FML!
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: LOL
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK YOU
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: hehe
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: was like
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: hmmmmmmmmmmsmmsmsmm
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: WAIT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: NO
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: STOP
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: PAUSE
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: CANCE
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: L
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: I CANT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK YOU STEAM
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: YOU CAUNT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: asjhif'
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: adgsgadgihasg
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: sgOMFg
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: no
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: there goes my fuckign bandwidth
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FML!



hehe

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Originally Posted by StankBacon

uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: i wonder if you delete your demo and reinstall now it will be the us one, it should
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i hate my fuckign life
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i just accidently deleted L4d1
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: :o
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FML!
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: LOL
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK YOU
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: hehe
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: was like
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: hmmmmmmmmmmsmmsmsmm
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: WAIT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: NO
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: STOP
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: PAUSE
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: CANCE
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: L
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK
uoɔɐqʞuɐʇs: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: I CANT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FUCK YOU STEAM
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: YOU CAUNT
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: asjhif'
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: adgsgadgihasg
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: sgOMFg
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: no
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: there goes my fuckign bandwidth
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: FML!



hehe

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:unfunny:

:unlimited:

:FilmActorsGuild:

from the evil smurfs forums, i thought it was hilarious

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]GaD[ Brother None

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]ES[ PUNISHER
My Cuz got the 4 pack of L4D 2 and Ask me if I what it. Well I say Yes. Save me $50 doller that I didn't have.

THX Ferball

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Good evening fellow smurfs,

My cousin (twice removed, and sheep bread) bought several copies of the game "Left 4 Dead 2" and asked if I would like one. My response was "Totatly dude, that'd be wicked killer awesome sick dope... and supafly.". I Just wanted to let everyone know that I have been saved from spending $50 (USD in case the "$" didn't give it away) that I do not currently have. Have a pleasant evening.

P.S. - Thank you Ferball. (I never knew what a man could do for me.) http://www.evilsmurfs.com/forums/ima...esomedance.gif

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]ES[ Horrible
I still can't ever figure out what ur saying when u type punisher. Why leave out so many words?

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Fixed.

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