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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Guy: Is it ok to say being Gay is bad?
    People at Booth: Of course, not... (they then BS about Diversity)
    Guy: OK... If you tried Broccoli and didn't like it, would you say it sucked?
    Booth people: I guess so.
    Guy: Then by that log...ic, because I tried Gay sex, and it sucks, I can totally say that being Gay sucks, right?
    Booth people: *awkward silence*
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    huntersoftie: it never gets old, huh?
    ciasword: It just makes you wanna..
    huntersoftie: break into song?
    ciasword: Yep
    ciasword: I liek the mudkipz
    huntersoftie: i like delicious cake
    ciasword: I liek the camwhores
    huntersoftie: ill fuck you with a rake
    ciasword: I like the 4chan
    huntersoftie: *you do the and one*
    ciasword: And all its boards and mods!
    huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
    ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
    huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada!
    ciasword: Hum dei yalla!
    huntersoftie: i liek the combos
    ciasword: I like the baaawwwwiiinggg
    huntersoftie: i liek the fap threads
    ciasword: I like the trolling
    huntersoftie: i liek the 4chan
    huntersoftie: anonymous and b
    ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
    huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
    ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
    huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
    ciasword: I liek the cp
    huntersoftie: i liek all the memes
    ciasword: I liek the newfags
    huntersoftie: i liek the gory themes
    ciasword: I liek the 4chan
    ciasword: its such a /b/rilliant place!
    huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
    ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
    huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
    ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
    huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
    ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
    huntersoftie: /b/oom do yada
    ciasword: /b/oom de yada!
    huntersoftie: and thats all folks, hope you enjoyed the show
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    say what you want, dsalimander is a funny fucker
    he sent me a picture of a naked girl on a bed
    ba hahaha you thought this was the picture

    [01:33] Le Salimaneir: i would like your opinion
    [01:33] Le Salimaneir: her face
    [01:33] Le Salimaneir: thoughts
    [01:33] Le Salimaneir: ignore rest of pic
    [01:33] =Σ= Jennifer: what is this
    [01:33] Le Salimaneir: HER FACE
    [01:33] =Σ= Jennifer: i cant ignore this
    [01:33] Le Salimaneir: WHAT DO YOU THINK
    [01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: i think shes a ho
    [01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: sup
    [01:34] Le Salimaneir: but
    [01:34] Le Salimaneir: but
    [01:34] Le Salimaneir: her face
    [01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: your lady is a ho
    [01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: shes got a ho face
    [01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: i give it a 5
    [01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: out of 10
    [01:34] =Σ= Jennifer: your ho ranks 2.5 stars
    [01:34] Le Salimaneir: shes not a ho its a pic from 4chan i named like that so youd think it was taken from a digi camera and accept
    [01:35] Le Salimaneir: so her face
    [01:35] Le Salimaneir: what do you fucking think
    [01:35] =Σ= Jennifer: boy
    [01:35] =Σ= Jennifer: what country you from
    [01:35] Le Salimaneir: dxtfrhijkl;'
    [01:35] Le Salimaneir: are you srs
    [01:35] =Σ= Jennifer: they speak english in dxtfrhijkl;'?
    [01:35] =Σ= Jennifer: i said shes got a HO FACE
    [01:35] =Σ= Jennifer: READ DAMMIT
    [01:36] Le Salimaneir: and you dont find it attractive in any way?
    [01:36] =Σ= Jennifer: i said i give it a goddamn 2.5
    [01:36] Le Salimaneir: the fuck man
    [01:36] Le Salimaneir: thats fucking cruel
    [01:36] =Σ= Jennifer: SHES A FUCKIN HO
    [01:36] =Σ= Jennifer: NOBODY CARES
    [01:36] Le Salimaneir: PUTTING THAT ASSIDE
    [01:36] =Σ= Jennifer: I CANT
    [01:37] Le Salimaneir: assume the face was on somebody who wasnt a hoe
    [01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: IT DIRECTLY AFFECTS THE FACE
    [01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: YOU CAN TELL
    [01:37] Le Salimaneir: NO IT DOESNT
    [01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: IT FUCKING DOES
    [01:37] Le Salimaneir: NO
    [01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: YOU WOULDNT KNOW
    [01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: HOS CANT TELL WHEN THEIR FACES CHANGE
    [01:37] Le Salimaneir: i know 3 people who look just like that
    [01:37] Le Salimaneir: ONE OF WHICH I HAVE A CRUSH ON
    [01:37] Le Salimaneir: THEREFORE
    [01:37] Le Salimaneir: ANSWER
    [01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: OH GOODIE FUCKING HOO
    [01:37] =Σ= Jennifer: YOUR GIRLS A HO TOO
    [01:37] Le Salimaneir: A\
    [01:37] Le Salimaneir: ]
    [01:37] Le Salimaneir: WAEq
    [01:38] Le Salimaneir: YOU MADE ME BRAKE MY SHIFT KEY
    [01:38] Le Salimaneir: DAMN YOU
    [01:38] Le Salimaneir: DAMN YOU TO HELL
    [01:38] Le Salimaneir: its my right one
    [01:38] Le Salimaneir: useless, really
    [01:38] Le Salimaneir: ill leave it off
    [01:38] Le Salimaneir: but srsly
    [01:38] Le Salimaneir: wtf man
    [01:39] Le Salimaneir: fixed it
    [01:40] Le Salimaneir: this makes me very sadface
    [01:40] Le Salimaneir: you have no taste in women
    [01:41] =Σ= Jennifer: youre the one trying to date hos
    [01:43] Le Salimaneir: so
    [01:43] Le Salimaneir: would you say that most people share your view on this matter?
    [01:43] =Σ= Jennifer: no
    [01:43] =Σ= Jennifer: because everyone wants to date a ho
    [01:44] =Σ= Jennifer: obviously
    [01:44] =Σ= Jennifer: its all the rage
    [01:44] =Σ= Jennifer: along with teenage pregnancy
    [01:44] =Σ= Jennifer: except youve fapped yourself to sterility so dont worry about that
    [01:46] Le Salimaneir: is that a cali plate?
    [01:46] =Σ= Jennifer: idk
    [01:46] =Σ= Jennifer: is it?
    [01:46] Le Salimaneir: seems so
    [01:46] Le Salimaneir: I NEED FYCKUNBG CAUYSER
    [01:47] =Σ= Jennifer: words sali
    [01:47] =Σ= Jennifer: use them
    [01:47] Le Salimaneir: FUCKING SAUCXE
    [01:47] =Σ= Jennifer: you need fucking sauce?
    [01:47] Le Salimaneir: yes
    [01:47] Le Salimaneir: i need to know
    [01:47] Le Salimaneir: if this is one of the three girls i know
    [01:47] Le Salimaneir: because goddamn the timing works
    [01:48] Le Salimaneir: i need
    [01:48] Le Salimaneir: SAUCE
    [01:48] Le Salimaneir: GOD DAMN IT IF I COULD MAKE THE FONT BOIGGGER I WOULD
    [01:48] Le Salimaneir: EFGRTHGYNFJKOIDLMSBC
    [01:48] Le Salimaneir: SAUCE
    [01:49] Le Salimaneir: DO YOU NOT SEE THE CAPS LOCK
    [01:49] Le Salimaneir: THIS IS CRUTIAL TO MY OBSESSION
    [01:49] =Σ= Jennifer: i see it
    [01:49] =Σ= Jennifer: its just that i choose to ignore it
    [01:57] Le Salimaneir: fuck you
    [01:58] =Σ= Jennifer: so mad
    [02:00] Le Salimaneir: delete it
    [02:00] =Σ= Jennifer: that pic?
    [02:00] Le Salimaneir: yes
    [02:00] =Σ= Jennifer: why
    [02:00] =Σ= Jennifer: i think i like it now
    [02:00] Le Salimaneir: you already deleted it
    [02:00] =Σ= Jennifer: just to piss you off more
    [02:00] =Σ= Jennifer: no i didnt actually
    [02:00] Le Salimaneir: that means you did
    [02:01] Le Salimaneir: were done ehre
    [02:01] Le Salimaneir: good day
    [02:01] <rEkWE57in' fIlE 7RaN5fer. wAi7IN' F0r RE5p0n5E>
    [02:01] <fiLe 7R4n5fER ReJec7Ed>
    [02:01] Le Salimaneir: sob
    [02:01] =Σ= Jennifer: means i didnt
    [02:01] Le Salimaneir: ftw
    [02:01] <+hI5 u53r I5 now oFFlIn3>


    youll want to read the whole thing
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    xfire friend's status: "Just because i called you WoWfags doesnt mean i'm not bored enough to want to talk to you." -Thrawn
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    Masterz: see if you were a mac
    Masterz: you'd just work
    Rob Oplawar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Fugative1010: reminds me of this one time I was in my room doing some 3D shit
    Fugative1010: and my bro called me
    Fugative1010: I aws like "oh whats this"
    Fugative1010: I answer
    Fugative1010: and all I hear is a girl groaning
    Fugative1010: and him
    Fugative1010: and I'm like "the Fuck? Steve what the hell is this shit"
    Fugative1010: and he doesnt speak
    Fugative1010: I hang up
    Fugative1010: he comes home later
    Fugative1010: and I'm like "the fuck did you call me when you were bangin a chick"
    Fugative1010: and he was like "what?... no I didnt"
    Fugative1010: and I was like "check your damn calls, Fucker!"
    Fugative1010: and he did
    Fugative1010: then he just grinned heavily and was like "oh shit."
    Play4phlx: lol
    Fugative1010: and I was like "you're a fuckin guido"
    Play4phlx: wow
    Play4phlx: this is deff going in the quotes section
    Fugative1010: :P
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    VK: honey?
    pri: mm?
    VK: can I cum in your ear tonight?
    pri: no fucking way, I might go deaf
    VK: bullshit, I've been cumming in your mouth for years and you never shut the fuck up.


    During a fairly small fleet battle.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    lol
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    ICEE: what would you do if you found out i was the most advanced text based ai ever
    =Σ= Jennifer: continue talking to you
    =Σ= Jennifer: as if nothing happened
    =Σ= Jennifer: because that means computers can solve my lonliness probems
    ICEE: would you try to break me
    =Σ= Jennifer: also i would hack you and change your sex from 0 to 1
    =Σ= Jennifer: :3
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    <stenzel> fuck you dude, i aint answering any more of your shitty questions
    <moomin_two> not even this one?
    <stenzel> no
    <moomin_two> ha, dumbass
    * stenzel (~stenzel@***) Quit (fucker)
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