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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Do horses lay eggs?







    Horses lay eggs, but only in the winter when it's cold and Boogalshies (evil horse egg eating monsters) are frozen.
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    neurological6: what country are you from?
    Play4phlx: us
    Play4phlx: specifically kentucky
    Play4phlx: bum fucked state if u ask me
    neurological6: if you're from the us
    neurological6: why can't you speak a decent word of damn enlish?
    Play4phlx: :-\
    neurological6: just a question
    Play4phlx: You mean like this?
    neurological6: for example, yes
    Play4phlx: it's called lazyness
    Play4phlx: im actually a pretty good speller
    Play4phlx: and im actually writing an essay for college right now
    Play4phlx: im just lazy when chatting
    neurological6: try to use that feature more
    neurological6: makes writing essays easier as well
    Play4phlx: >_>
    Play4phlx:
    In the video game industry there are two main platforms for any game; computer and console. Consoles have ruled the gaming industry in the past, but recently computers have begun to rival, if not exceed the capabilities of consoles. This leads to the question,”Will consoles be able to keep their place as the most common gaming platform?” The answer is very likely a “No”.
    Play4phlx: That's the thesis for the essay
    Play4phlx: i rarely use spellcheck or anything else
    Play4phlx: that's pretty much just me typing from skill
    Play4phlx: :-P
    neurological6: it's not bad
    neurological6: really
    Play4phlx: i know
    Play4phlx: like i said
    Play4phlx: im lazy
    Play4phlx: or rather
    Play4phlx: it's not that hard for someone to read this
    neurological6: hard no
    neurological6: annoying, yes
    Play4phlx: and spending time typing perfectly takes away from actually working
    Play4phlx: if you want me to type perfectly than i will
    neurological6: theres a nice alternative for that very problem
    Play4phlx: but i won't capitalize my sentences
    neurological6: don't internet during work
    Play4phlx: that's just going too far
    Play4phlx: lol
    neurological6: ZING
    neurological6: capitals is a thing of respect
    neurological6: which is a good thing
    Play4phlx: who are you
    Play4phlx: ifaffidu?
    Play4phlx: Ifafudafi?
    Play4phlx: I think that's how it is
    neurological6: wat
    Play4phlx: He's the grammar freak on modacity
    Play4phlx: He's a member of the community but he's also an English teacher
    neurological6: youve been talking with my griflriend for the last half hour nigger
    Play4phlx: well i don't know that well
    Play4phlx: didn't know
    Play4phlx: lol
    Play4phlx: know you that well*
    neurological6: great grammer man
    Play4phlx: lol
    neurological6: only took you 3 tries
    neurological6: GJ
    Play4phlx: oh go to hell
    neurological6: too late bitch
    neurological6: i bought the place
    Play4phlx: i think this deserves a placment in the quotes section
    Play4phlx: lol
    neurological6: time for games
    neurological6: i'm fucking off now
    neurological6: ttyl
    Play4phlx: getting trolled by neuros gf
    neurological6: totally
    neurological6: consider yourself a failure
    Play4phlx:
    neurological6:
    Play4phlx: asshat
    I'm not a failure
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    I'm not a failure
    What?

    oh, yeah
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    <PhillipDS> I remember when I was doing my first hospital practice on May this year, a 15 year old kid with phimosis and priaprism came into the ER, damn that must have been painful >_<
    <gckc> permaboner and nothing to fuck in one's immediate surroundings
    <gckc> why hast thou forsaken me, god of boners
    <PhillipDS> and add the phimosis, whereas his penis was pulling but the skin was holding it back >_>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    I'm not a failure
    I would like to refute your thesis; while computer specifications are currently rivaling those of consoles, the parts and equipment to upgrade those computers are still high in price.

    When the prices fall, there will be a new console out there which will set the bar even higher for PC gaming to beat.

    In addition, consoles are the game platform of choice for the 8-14 year old age bracket, which makes up a serious fraction of the gaming market. These kids need to beg their parents for money to constantly upgrade their computers, and the parents will more than often say, "No." These same parents have no qualms over paying $60 a year for online gaming simply because spending $60 for one year is more simple than spending $200 all at once for about 3 years.

    These kids tend to not be as tech-savvy as those who play computer games, and thus would probably not even know where to begin to upgrade their computers.

    In addition to this, we have the relative simplicity of consoles as compared to the computer as well as there being a shared "family computer" in most homes. If the kids were to take up as much time on the "family computer" as they do on their consoles, they wouldn't log NEARLY as much playtime as they would on their consoles just by virtue of the fact that they need to share the computer.

    Split-screen and local multiplayer is also a lot harder on PCs than consoles, as the cables and hardware to hook up for a LAN party is much more complex than hitting a button and turning on a controller for a local multiplayer game.

    While the teenage and young adult market does lean ever-so-slightly towards computer gaming, it is not a high enough fraction to say that the PC is going to dominate the console market.

    The console isn't going anywhere because it is more simple and easier to use than a computer, which needs to be constantly upgraded with the latest hardware to be able to run the hottest games out there. In fact, it may be the multiple functions of a computer which would be its downfall; people simply don't view the computer as a gaming machine, and figure something which is 100% dedicated to a gaming/media center platform is better than something which serves multiple uses.
    An example of this found in an unlikely source: Shampoo and conditioner. There is combination shampoo and conditioner out there, yet there also remains regular shampoo and regular conditioner, which dominate the market despite consumers having to spend twice as much to use them.
    Why do they buy the separate shampoo and conditioner rather than the combination?
    People feel that something which is dedicated to a single job will do it better than something which has to deal with multiple jobs. Simply put, people buy their shampoo and conditioner separately because they feel that each one of them will get the job done better than a shampoo with built-in conditioner.

    As such, people will still buy consoles because their only purpose is for gaming, whereas PCs are deemed "inferior" to the casual observer simply because they have to run other processes as well.


    Don't reply in this thread; integrate your counter-arguments into your THESIS, goddammit. I didn't mean for that to spin out of control the way it did, lol.

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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    english mobster your wrong in alot of places, but i'm far... far too lazy to correct you.

    also consoles suck horribly and if you like them your a pretty terrible person.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    I concur.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å View Post
    also consoles suck horribly and if you like them your a pretty terrible person.
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    Don't worry p0lar, you're an exception.

    Because you're not a person.

    You're a bear.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å View Post
    english mobster your wrong in alot of places, but i'm far... far too lazy to correct you.

    also consoles suck horribly and if you like them your a pretty terrible person.
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