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[»ШМ«]Kurdy: how can you not think of anything for christmas
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: ask for something big
Boxxy™: my dick
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: because you dont have one yet
Boxxy™: no i do
Boxxy™: its big
Boxxy™: but a bigger one
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You may be able to find a teacher dumber than that, but not this.Quote:
[23:17] =Σ= Moses: GOD DAMN
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: my teacher HAS to be a bot
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: there's no way she's not
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: are you there
[23:18] =Σ= Jennifer: yes
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: cause this is fucking stupid as hell
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: i posted a comment to the discussion board
[23:18] =Σ= Moses:
Devin Bobadilla Devin Bobadilla Send Email to Author 11/29/2009 9:38:11 PM
This assignment will be a day late at least. Work is conflicting a lot with my time for school and I don't want to write an essay while half awake.
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: and what do i get for a reply
[23:19] =Σ= Moses: from the teacher i remind you
[23:19] =Σ= Moses:
When formally writing, make sure to avoid the use of incomplete sentences. You had some here. Please see http://www.writeguide.com/IncompleteSentences.PDF for more info. Nice work, just try and make sure you use strong verbs when writing. Avoid verbs like “is,” “have,” and “be,” as well as the passive voice, and insert stronger verbs. For help, see: http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~cainproj/writingtips/preciseverbs.html. Keep up the excellent work! Thanks again, this project was well done overall. I really appreciate the good job on the project assignment. Thanks again. Keep up the great work. Good job and if you have any questions at all about anything, please let me know.
[23:19] =Σ= Jennifer: what
[23:19] =Σ= Jennifer: omfg
[23:19] =Σ= Jennifer: lol
[23:19] =Σ= Moses: i didnt even use the words is or have in my 2 sentences
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: dude lmfao thats fucking hilarious
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: yea
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: teacher has to be a bot
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: no doubt about it
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: what do you think
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: idfk
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: mb shes messing with you
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: idk
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: god damn it's no wonder i have a 40% in this class
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: know what
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: i'll bet you she gives me full credit for the assignment
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: just cause i posted that
[23:26] =Σ= Jennifer: holy shit youre an insipration to me
[23:27] =Σ= Jennifer: never fucking take online college
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: no
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: im calling ai
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: tomorrow
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: after work
[23:27] =Σ= Jennifer: whats ai
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: and bitching up a storm
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: it's going to be hell over a phone
[23:27] =Σ= Jennifer: DO YOU HAVE YOUR RAIN COATS ON
[23:28] =Σ= Jennifer: BECAUSE FLAMING SHIT HAIL IS ABOUT TO FALL
[23:28] =Σ= Jennifer: ALL UP IN YOUR SPACE
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: yea
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: well
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: this teacher
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: i could write a program
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: in c++ which i know next to nothing of
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: that would grade papers better than her
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4303/epicfailvh.jpg
Please tell me you understand the funny.
iv been the proverbial sand bag for moses' ranting on this teacher for a while now. i honestly have no idea what is going on in her head, if anything.
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[05:16] m00kz: Yeah
[05:16] m00kz: Dude if I tried rimming
[05:16] m00kz: .sdghkfsghklsdfj
[05:16] m00kz: drumming
[05:16] m00kz: DRUMMING
[05:16] m00kz: I'd be pro
[05:16] m00kz: shut up.
[05:17] m00kz: don't type.
[05:17] m00kz: bad polar.
so it's not just drawing he's bad at.
faggots you're so jealous
:mech2:
^Holy fuck best quote in the thread^
Jen is a trapQuote:
[21:51] =Σ= Jen: my hair > other hair
[21:51] ICEE: greater in terms of volume, yes
[21:51] ICEE: but I have the greatest
[21:51] =Σ= Jen: yeah you better get an extinguisher on that because its not gonne be great for long
[21:51] =Σ= Jen: :3
[21:51] ICEE: fuck you
[21:52] ICEE: my crotch hair is more voluminous than your head hair
[21:52] =Σ= Jen: and we all wonder why california burns down every year
[21:52] ICEE: or it would be if I hadnt shaved it off and used it to make alvin and the chip monks
[21:52] ICEE: oh fuck you win
I have officially won this thread, please proceed to close it.Quote:
You stupid kids don't understand what pain is. My life is hell. I have a son that’s a piece of shit troublemaker. I’m always having to go to school to deal with some shit he has done. I have a daughter that’s cute and all, but corrects everyone. She literally gets on everyone’s nerves and I wonder how she’s going to adjust socially. She’ll probably turn into a lesbian, but I’ll still love her. Wife and I had an “accident” that’s about three years old now. She grows up in this house with constant fights and drama. You would not believe how crazy a household with three kids can be. My wife is stuck way in the past. She says and does things like her mother did. She has two fucked up annoying sisters that hang out and critique me. Nothing I do is good enough to them or the rest of her family. They think I’m a loser and the worst thing that ever happened to my wife. I’m fat. I work a very dangerous job that pays shit. I’m not getting any younger. My car is a piece of shit. I’m going nowhere. Life has felt like it has been at a standstill for over a decade. I’m bald. I’m over forty. My skin is yellow. I love donuts.
i would if you'd posted a fucking picture.
no dice Einstein.
I had to re-read that to get it.
Then I lol'd.
Too predictable, had it narrowed down to homer or hal from malcolm in the middle at "I have a son". Decided on homer at description of daughter.
I did not smile
Gwunty: again
Gwunty: when did I start bieng your bitch
Chainsy: wut
Chainsy: abooouuuut
Chainsy: noooowww
Chainsy: :smug:
Gwunty: leis
Gwunty: also i am sick
Chainsy: trthu
Gwunty: fetch me some keelnex
Chainsy: im not
Chainsy: columbian superiority
Chainsy: youre my bitch
we need a "Post your Chat OWNAGE" thread
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[18:21] =Σ= Moses: apparently icee already has the mw2 hands
[18:21] =Σ= Moses: they're in the m4 holding position
[18:21] =Σ= Moses: he showed me
[18:22] =Σ= Moses: and wants them rigged
[18:22] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: pics?
[18:22] =Σ= Moses: so i'm gonna rig yours and let him have them as well
[18:22] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: oye wait
[18:22] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: so
[18:22] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: pic first
[18:22] =Σ= Moses: i know
[18:22] =Σ= Moses: >_>
[18:22] =Σ= Moses: h/o
[18:22] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: I have one to in a m4 position...
[18:24] =Σ= Moses: http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/v...s/mw2hands.jpg
[18:24] =Σ= Moses: there
[18:24] =Σ= Moses: nao shutup
[18:25] =Σ= Moses: seriously
[18:25] =Σ= Moses: it's a rip
[18:26] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: didnt I say that with halo 3 beta content to other people when I didnt have it
[18:26] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: its a rip
[18:26] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: I know
[18:26] =Σ= Moses: you are no governing factor in who gets it anyway. I dont give stuff out to people just because I honor my promise
[18:26] =Σ= Moses: but seriously, you didnt make it, people WILL think to rip it
[18:26] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: but to rig it is different
[18:27] =Σ= Moses: yes i know
[18:27] =Σ= Moses: and you're not doing that
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: true
[18:27] =Σ= Moses: yea
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: I already tried it before with other models
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: and failed
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: on cod models only
[18:27] =Σ= Moses: which i did magnificently
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: yes
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: ok heres the deal
[18:27] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: if icee
[18:28] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: doesnt give them out then yeah
[18:28] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: its hard to explain
[18:28] =Σ= Moses: there's no honor code with rips
[18:28] =Σ= Moses: if you rip then you might as well share
[18:28] =Σ= Moses: otherwise ur an ass and i'll just rig icee's seperately and release them with him
[18:29] =Σ= Moses: someone else will do it soon enough and you'll be left out is my whole point
[18:29] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: release?, damn pulled me in
[18:29] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: OK
[18:29] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: fine
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: i dont care if you give it to icee
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: your right
[18:30] =Σ= Moses: exactly
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: there isnt any code to rips
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: this is what I said on h3b content
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: but
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: i turned around when i got them
[18:30] 卐☭Spartan094☭卐: we all go bad :(
[18:30] =Σ= Moses: i hate it when people are on a high horse and think they're better in any sense just cause they have stolen property
[18:30] =Σ= Moses: it's just stupid
[18:30] =Σ= Moses: there
[18:30] =Σ= Moses: im done
problem with that: "a son". singular. Hal has 3 sons, all of which are troublemakers.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
4.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pooky
You forgot Francis.
:eng101:
5- everybody forgets about Jamie. :hist101:
Chainsy: Your new animal has testicles for a face
ICEE: testicles with spears
Chainsy: touche.
I'm an horrible person.Quote:
5:00 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: :3
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: i saw thaaaaat
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: i was actually going to do it before i saw yours, it just reminded me :P
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: oh lol
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: welp
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: hooray double entendre of super nerdiness
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: can we... prepare for trouble?
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: MAKE IT DOUBLE
5:01 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTATION
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: wtf i'm blanking
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: (to unite..)
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: ;_;
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: I DON'T KNOW MAN
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: (to unite all peoples within our nation)
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: (epic fail)
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION
5:02 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: N00B
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121 cries
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R meant for you to say ultima instead of jessie/james
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: oh
5:03 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: welp
5:04 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] ultama121: i suck
5:04 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: apparently
5:04 PM - [TEAM ROCKET] -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: vOv
god we should ban this horrible Ultama nub.
<3
I don't think Zilla quite realizes what he's insinuating :downs:Quote:
2:56 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: FUCK SOLDIERS
2:56 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: SERIOUSLY
2:56 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: ALL ASSHOLES THE LOT OF THEM
2:56 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: DEMOS ARE THE WORST
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: 20 high explosives?
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: fuck that shit.
2:57 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: you're just jealous
2:57 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: faggot
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: i top score easily when i roll demo
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: and i do it just tp proove a point
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: it's easy
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: gay and anything but credit to team
2:57 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: the people you were playing against sucked :V
2:57 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: and if you like him
2:58 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: i'm pretty sure your gay
2:58 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: demo easiest skill curve in the game
2:58 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: most spam
2:58 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: my gay is none of your business
3:00 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: 2:58 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: i'm pretty sure your gay
3:00 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: ps your grammar sucks :V
3:00 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: oh
3:00 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: sorry
3:01 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: *you're grammar sucks
3:01 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: DEATH TO SOLDIERS
3:02 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: a hollow victory
3:08 AM - [reddit]Another Fucking Petrelli: A VICTORY NONETHELESS
3:11 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: hollow like your soul
3:11 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: also
3:11 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: demos will dine in hell
3:12 AM - {F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla: tbqh
{F*#K DEMO's} Badzilla is now Offline.
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/934/10765338.jpg
Our rockets will blot out the sun
Then we shall fight in the shade.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
No, you'll just die in the shade, sorry!
:ugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Freelancer
What is this war update?!
this is madness!
THIS IS 2FORT!!
Mind=BlownQuote:
You cannot say, "Irish Wristwatch"
I can. I just did.
Fuck you, I just did. Five times fast.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gwunty
i have no idea why this guy is so pissed off, but he actually went to the effort of leaving it in my profile page. i found the euthanasia part amusingQuote:
Originally Posted by some really pissed off guy on youtube
E: response luls
Quote:
Originally Posted by moses
lol nerd
GWUNTY AND DEEHUNTER PRESENT
THE EPIC ADVENTURE IN CAPS LOCK
http://italy.theoffside.com/files/20...termission.jpgQuote:
Gwunty: DID YOU UPLOAD
Santa: n
Santa: i had to re-render wiht a new codec
Santa: and everything was offsync
Gwunty: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFF
Santa: audio and video was off by 0.3 seconds
Santa: its k
Santa: new codec will render faster
Santa: since it will use ALL MY FUCKING CORES
Gwunty: o
Santa: ACTIVATEING QUAD CORE FUNCTIONALITY
Santa: INITIATEING NITROGEN COOLING
Santa: SELF OVERCLOCKING TO 3.4 GHERTZ
Gwunty: BUT SUDDENLY
Gwunty: NIGGERS!
Santa: RENDERING IN PROGRESS
Santa: FUCK SIR THE CPU IS AT 90 DEGREES CELCIUS
Santa: INITIATING NIGGER POWERED FANS
Santa: FUCK! THERE IS NO KFC LEFT FOR THEM TO CHASE AFTER
Gwunty: SIR
Gwunty: ITS NOT COOLING DOWN FAST ENOUGH
Santa: FUCK THIS SIDE OF THE EARTH IS MELTING
Gwunty: WE NEED MORE NIGGERS
Gwunty: UNLESS
Santa: OH SHI- OZONE IS FUCCIN UP MENG
Gwunty: WE UNLESH
Santa: I GOT IT
Gwunty: THE
Santa: ILL PEE ON IT
Gwunty: WHITE BITCHES
Santa: OH SHI-
Gwunty: NO NEED SIR
Santa: GET SOME GUIDOS HERE STAT!
Gwunty: UNLESH THE WHITE BITCHES
Santa: RENDER IS ALMOST DONE SIR
Gwunty: RESTART THE NIGGER POWERED FANS
Santa: OH FUCK WE ARE LOSING RAM SPACE
Santa: CLOSEING FIREFOX
Gwunty: CLOSE EVERYTHING
Gwunty: SHIT DAWG
Santa: AKDGJ:LSGS
Santa: SHITS GETTING REAL IN HERE
Santa: CLOSEING STEAM
Gwunty: END ALL PORCESSES
Santa: ALL RIGHT! AFTER EFFECTS IS USING ALL 8GB OF RAM SIR
Gwunty: YOU NEED MORE RAM
Santa: WHATS THIS EXPLORER.EXE SHIT?
Santa: CLOSEING THAT
Santa: IM NOT NO FUCCIN EXPLORER
Santa: MUST BE A FUCING VIRUS OR SOME SHIT
Gwunty: http://www.wildlifephotoart.com/acat..._BDS-1_500.jpg
Gwunty: HERES SOME MORE RAMS
Santa: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF AE WASNT USING ALL OF MY RAM
Santa: SIR THE FANS ARE GENERATING TORNADOES
Gwunty: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
Santa: HOLY SHIT THEY ARE TWISTING THE FABRIC OF SPACE
Gwunty: REMOVE THE NIGGERS AND GUIDOS
Santa: OH SHIT TIME IS GOING BACKWARDS
Gwunty: ITS TO POWERFULL
Gwunty: OHH MY GOD
Gwunty: WHAT THE FUCK
Santa: SIR THE RENDER PROGRESS IS GOING BACKWARDS
Santa: SIR!
Gwunty: NO
Santa: IM GOING IN!
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
NOW FOR PART TWO
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Gwunty: DONT DO IT MENG
Santa: IM DOING IT
Gwunty: ITS NOT WORTH IT
Santa: THIS CPU ISNT GUNNA COOL ITS SELF SIR
Gwunty: UNLESS
Gwunty: KOOL AID THAT SHIT
Santa: GIMME COOLAID
Gwunty: HOLY FUCK
Gwunty: HE MADE
Gwunty: A
Santa: I WILL COOL THIS SIR
Gwunty: FUCKING HOLE IN THE CPU
Gwunty: FUCK
Gwunty: FUCK
Gwunty: FUCK
Gwunty: FUCK
Santa: I GOT 5 GALLONS OF KOOL AID SIR
Santa: IM GOING IN
Gwunty: NOW THE NIGGERS
Santa: IF I DONT MAKE IT
Santa: TELL MY WIFE
Santa: "hi"
Gwunty: ARE DRINKING THE KOOL AID
*
Santa goes in
Gwunty: SHIT
Santa: FUCK IM GETTING YOUNGER THE CLOSER I GET TO IT
Santa: THE KOOL AID IS TURNING BACK INTO POWER SIR
Santa: POWDER
Gwunty: WHY IS THIS SHIT NOT DONE YET
Gwunty: FUCK
Santa: ILL HAVE TO MIX THIS WITH 5 GALLONS WORTH OF MY OWN BODY FLUIDS
Gwunty: DEE
Gwunty: IM SORRY
Santa: SIR?
Gwunty: YOU MUST CLOSE X-FIRE
Santa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gwunty: ITS TAKING UP TO MUCH MEMORY
Gwunty: WE NEED THIS DONE
Gwunty: NOW
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GENTLEMEN AND LADY
DONUT PRESENTS: THE OMEGLE HUNT FOR CP
as seen on http://z3.invisionfree.com/Donut_Hea...p?showtopic=44spoilered for ridiculous length...
"Is your child on a failure streak?" - Huntington Learning Center.
yeQuote:
<Ifafudafi> People get three monitors for one of three reasons (or any combination)
<Ifafudafi> 1. Way too much fucking money
<Ifafudafi> 2. They're faggots who judge their self worth by their resolution
<Ifafudafi> 3. They're freelancer
I'm my own option because I don't fit into the other two categories.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEEhunter
Neat!
Or both. Hth.
Not at all.
hth~
Dividing by Zero...it would be alot easier to explain it to a rock than this guy...
孩子九零八 is me.Quote:
[22:04] PILO㓀: 0 = nothing so dividing by it means you are taking nothing away from the number...0/9 = 9 hence 0 is nothing
[22:04] 孩子九零八: lmao
[22:04] 孩子九零八: your math is wrong
[22:04] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is dividing zero by 9
[22:05] 孩子九零八: 9/0 is dividing 9 by zero
[22:05] PILO㓀: oh yeah
[22:05] PILO㓀: so it = -9 right?
[22:05] 孩子九零八: no
[22:05] 孩子九零八: it's not calculable
[22:05] PILO㓀: yeah
[22:05] PILO㓀: becuase you are taking 9 from 0
[22:05] 孩子九零八: no
[22:05] PILO㓀: so you subract it
[22:05] 孩子九零八: you're dividing
[22:05] PILO㓀: yes
[22:05] PILO㓀: but ...well
[22:05] 孩子九零八: ok look at this way
[22:05] 孩子九零八: you have 9 apples
[22:05] PILO㓀: i understand
[22:06] 孩子九零八: when you divide it by one
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you're putting it into 1 group
[22:06] PILO㓀: but.. you cant divide 9 by nothing
[22:06] 孩子九零八: so you still have 9 left
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you divide 9 apples into 3 groups
[22:06] PILO㓀: but.. you cant divide by nothing
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you have 3 in each group
[22:06] 孩子九零八: if you have 9 apples and divide it into 0 groups
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you can't
[22:06] PILO㓀: your right
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you have 9 apples
[22:06] PILO㓀: so.. its then nothing.
[22:06] 孩子九零八: but no groups
[22:07] 孩子九零八: no
[22:07] 孩子九零八: it's something
[22:07] PILO㓀: so.. the answer is nothing
[22:07] PILO㓀: becuase you didnt have anything to bwgin with
[22:07] 孩子九零八: but it can't be answered
[22:07] PILO㓀: ..yes.
[22:07] PILO㓀: its nothing lol
[22:07] 孩子九零八: no
[22:07] PILO㓀: you took away from nothing
[22:07] 孩子九零八: you still have 9 apples
[22:07] PILO㓀: witch is imossible becuase nothing is nothing
[22:07] PILO㓀: no you dont
[22:07] 孩子九零八: but you're dividing it into 0 groups
[22:07] 孩子九零八: meaning
[22:07] PILO㓀: you never had 9
[22:07] 孩子九零八: you have the apples
[22:07] 孩子九零八: but you don't
[22:07] PILO㓀: you had 0
[22:07] PILO㓀: 0/9
[22:07] PILO㓀: you have nothing
[22:07] PILO㓀: so you didnt do anything
[22:07] PILO㓀: so its 0
[22:08] 孩子九零八: why are americans so lame at math
[22:08] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is you dividing nothing into 9 groups
[22:08] PILO㓀: why are you thinking there is somthing?
[22:08] PILO㓀: yes
[22:08] 孩子九零八: so you have 9 groups of nothing
[22:08] PILO㓀: but you cant
[22:08] PILO㓀: exactly
[22:08] 孩子九零八: but 9/0
[22:08] PILO㓀: and what is 9 groups of nothing? its ... NOTHING
[22:08] 孩子九零八: is totally different
[22:08] PILO㓀: so?
[22:08] PILO㓀: we arent debating that yet
[22:09] PILO㓀: what is 1 group of 1?
[22:09] 孩子九零八: you have 9 objects. but you have no groups. so the 9 objects can't exist, but you do have 9 objects. it's a paradox. You have 9 objects but you don't have 9 objects at the same time
[22:09] 孩子九零八: 1
[22:10] PILO㓀: no its not!! you never had the 9!!
[22:10] PILO㓀: its 0!! you had nothing to begin with!
[22:10] 孩子九零八: no
[22:10] PILO㓀: your an idiot
[22:10] 孩子九零八: you had 0 groups
[22:10] PILO㓀: no
[22:10] 孩子九零八: but you have 9 objects
[22:10] PILO㓀: 9 groups
[22:10] 孩子九零八: no
[22:10] PILO㓀: idiot
[22:10] PILO㓀: 9/1= 9 groups
[22:11] 孩子九零八: no
[22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/1 = 9 objects in 1 group
[22:11] PILO㓀: 0/9 = 0 object 9 groups
[22:11] PILO㓀: so yeah..
[22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/2 means 9 objects in 2 groups
[22:11] PILO㓀: what ever woops failed there but..
[22:11] PILO㓀: ok..
[22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/0 = nine objects in 0 groups
[22:11] 孩子九零八: if you're dividing.
[22:11] PILO㓀: 0/9 = 0 objects and 9=groups
[22:11] PILO㓀: so shut the fuck up
[22:11] PILO㓀: 0 objects
[22:12] PILO㓀: you have nothing
[22:12] 孩子九零八: lmao
[22:12] 孩子九零八: dude
[22:12] 孩子九零八: that's not dividing by 0
[22:12] 孩子九零八: that's dividing 0
[22:12] 孩子九零八: dividing by 0 and dividing 0 is totally different
[22:12] PILO㓀: NO!!
[22:12] PILO㓀: its a fraction... its 0over9
[22:12] 孩子九零八: 9/0 = dividing by 0
0/9 = dividing 0
[22:12] PILO㓀: witch is = to 0.09 witch = nothing
[22:13] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is possible
[22:13] 孩子九零八: 9/0 is not
[22:13] PILO㓀: ..omg..
[22:13] PILO㓀: ok.. let me put it this way
[22:13] PILO㓀: 0/9... your 9 of nothing right?
[22:13] 孩子九零八: yes 9 groups of nothing
[22:13] PILO㓀: so. its 0 ove 9 for each
[22:14] PILO㓀: 0 over 9 = 0.09
[22:14] 孩子九零八: ...
[22:14] 孩子九零八: no 0/9 is still 0
[22:14] PILO㓀: harumbe
[22:14] 孩子九零八: 9^(-2) = .09
[22:14] PILO㓀: o
[22:14] PILO㓀: so?
[22:14] PILO㓀: then whats 0/9? 9.0000000000 ?
[22:15] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is still 0
[22:15] PILO㓀: ok
[22:15] PILO㓀: so its 0
[22:15] PILO㓀: becuase you took 9 from nothing
[22:15] 孩子九零八: you
[22:15] PILO㓀: and you cant take from nothing so its nothing.
[22:15] PILO㓀: 0
[22:15] 孩子九零八: you divided nothing by 9
[22:15] PILO㓀: no
[22:15] PILO㓀: ..becuase that would still be 9
[22:15] 孩子九零八: if you took 9 from nothing it's
[22:15] 孩子九零八: 0-9
[22:15] PILO㓀: you dumb ass
[22:15] PILO㓀: it would still be 9
[22:15] PILO㓀: 0/9 = nothing
[22:16] 孩子九零八: wtf is wrong with you!?
[22:16] 孩子九零八: yes
[22:16] PILO㓀: lol
[22:16] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is 0
[22:16] PILO㓀: exactly!
[22:16] PILO㓀: omfg.. god..
[22:16] PILO㓀: that was to hard
[22:16] PILO㓀: we solverd it. do-
[22:16] * PILO㓀 explodes
[22:16] 孩子九零八: wtf is wrong with you!?
[22:16] 孩子九零八: this is fucking going up on a forum
[22:16] * PILO㓀 exploded into like a bazillion peices and stuff
[22:19] PILO㓀: meekotonah (11:19:52 PM): oh.. and 0/9 = 0 becuase 0=nothing and you cannot take anything away from nothing. so. the end result of nothing will always be nothing.
meekotonah (11:20:41 PM): withc. also means you cannot subtract from nothing because nothing is te absence. so negative numbers are a lie becuase you cannot be less than nothing
[22:20] 孩子九零八: go back to 4 grade or something cuz you need to relearn math
[22:20] PILO㓀: lol
[22:21] PILO㓀: dude
[22:21] PILO㓀: ..whats wrong with that huh?
[22:22] 孩子九零八: wtf
[22:22] 孩子九零八: dividng and subtracting are 2 different things
[22:22] 孩子九零八: tell him to go back to math class
[22:23] PILO㓀: ...(me = meek)
[22:23] PILO㓀: its my other account
[22:23] 孩子九零八: oh well you need to go back to math class
[22:23] PILO㓀: why?
[22:24] 孩子九零八: you're pulling shit out of your ass that's why. how the fuck did you get from 0/9 to 0.09!?
[22:24] PILO㓀: that was easlyer and i fucked up on tha
[22:24] PILO㓀: t
[22:24] PILO㓀: but in the mean time it = nothing becuase you cannot cut nothing into 9 sperate peices
[22:24] PILO㓀: if there is no pie you cant cut it
[22:25] 孩子九零八: that's not dividing by zero!?
[22:25] PILO㓀: yes it is
[22:25] 孩子九零八: that's dividing 0
[22:25] 孩子九零八: omfg
[22:25] PILO㓀: what the fuck is wrong with you
[22:25] * 孩子九零八 wants to fucking kill PIL0
[22:25] PILO㓀: its not 9/0 its 0/9!! god you fuck twat
[22:25] PILO㓀: and its PILOT!! T!@! !!TTTTT!!T!!!!
[22:25] PILO㓀: ok ok ok.. here.. simplifie
[22:26] PILO㓀: 0=nothing. 9=the ammount we want to spli it in. the ie of nothing cannot be cut into 9 parts becuase the pie of nothing doesnt exist
[22:26] 孩子九零八: no
[22:26] 孩子九零八: that's dividing zero
[22:26] PILO㓀: not cutting the pie into 0 peices
[22:26] PILO㓀: no its not
[22:26] 孩子九零八: here's dividing by zero
[22:26] PILO㓀: its dividing by
[22:26] PILO㓀: but you cant
[22:27] PILO㓀: becuase its nothing
[22:27] PILO㓀: its not the same thing turned around
[22:27] PILO㓀: its opposit that
[22:27] 孩子九零八: you have X number of objects, and want to slpit it into 0 groups
[22:27] PILO㓀: its nothing
[22:27] PILO㓀: why?
[22:27] PILO㓀: thast not 0/9 that 9/0
[22:27] PILO㓀: you idiot
[22:27] 孩子九零八: yes
[22:27] 孩子九零八: that's dividing by zero
[22:27] PILO㓀: we arnt doing that!
[22:27] PILO㓀: ..........
[22:27] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is dividing by 9
[22:27] PILO㓀: >/.>
[22:27] PILO㓀: ok u win
[22:28] PILO㓀: i failed hardcore to hellllllll
[22:28] 孩子九零八: yes
[22:28] PILO㓀: lol sorry brpo
[22:28] PILO㓀: bro..
[22:28] PILO㓀: ok!!
[22:28] PILO㓀: thats taking nothing from 9
[22:28] PILO㓀: so its 9
[22:28] PILO㓀: hu derp
[22:29] PILO㓀: so.. i win either way anyways
[22:29] * 孩子九零八 face palm
[22:29] 孩子九零八: you know what
[22:29] 孩子九零八: forget it
[22:29] PILO㓀: lol why?
[22:29] 孩子九零八: you don't understand math
[22:29] PILO㓀: yes i do
[22:29] PILO㓀: 0 = nothing
[22:29] PILO㓀: no matter how much you try
[22:29] PILO㓀: 0 is nothing
[22:30] PILO㓀: you cant take from or creat nothing!
[22:30] PILO㓀: so trying to cut a cake into nothing means its still a whole cake
[22:30] PILO㓀: so its still the 9!
[22:30] PILO㓀: 9/0 = 9 becuase you didnt do anything to it!
[22:31] * 孩子九零八 face palm
[22:31] PILO㓀: your an idio
[22:31] PILO㓀: t
[22:31] PILO㓀: i hve no idea whats going on in your head but..
[22:31] PILO㓀: your a fucking twatwaffle
There's so many math errors I wanna kill myself. What are people being taught nowadays?
A simpler way to explain it is:
x/0 is always equal to "OSHI-".
^ god its like having a conversation with chains
never before have i read something that has enflamed me more than that did. im angry in that WHY DOES SOCIETY LET YOU GET AWAY WITH BEING SO FUCKING STUPID kind of way.
you should delete his C drive and throw his keyboard out a window.
Trolling is a art. :allears:Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
but you suck at art chains :v:
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Gwunty
Says the beanz with the shit beats he always tries to force on me durin chat sessions :realsmug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gwunty
Daw you aint got nothin to teach me or no one. :allears:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsy
Or do I?
Gwunty: I lold
Chainsy: ahhaha
Gwunty: your such a shitty trole
Chainsy: no srs your songs are gud
Chainsy: :3
Gwunty: except there not
Chainsy: youre like the future 2pac
Chainsy: or wait
Chainsy: NELLY
Chainsy: YOURE LIKE NELLY
Gwunty: fuck that shit I dont fuckign rap you nigger
Chainsy: what man youre good as them
Chainsy: you can do it!!
Chainsy: left right left
Chainsy: we all fall down
Chainsy: like toy soldiers
Chainsy: i dig ya man
PROTIP: thats not trolling
What's not trolling? I genuinely think you're an amazing song writer!!!!
One day you'll be as famous as Lil Wayne and I'll be like, I knew that that guy!!
:allears:
Abdu-Ramen [๖ۣۜR]: i think i once played css with a ball mouse
A Cabbage or Something [reddit]: jesus
A Cabbage or Something [reddit]: that must have sucked
Abdu-Ramen [๖ۣۜR]: ya
Abdu-Ramen [๖ۣۜR]: evitanretla on dah i dna ekorb esuom lacwhen my regular optiv
Abdu-Ramen [๖ۣۜR]: ?
Abdu-Ramen [๖ۣۜR]: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?
Abdu-Ramen [๖ۣۜR]: is that some sort of new language?
Abdu-Ramen [๖ۣۜR]: i swear i typed something legible
Abdu-Ramen [๖ۣۜR]: and my pc got dyslexic
A Cabbage or Something [reddit]: holy crap
Abdu-Ramen [๖ۣۜR]: I KNOW?
Abdu-Ramen [๖ۣۜR]: shiit I need to quote that
Abdu-Ramen [๖ۣۜR]: i think I've invented a new language!
eenteresting.. how it somehow reversed HALF the message, and then shuffled it.
"when my opti-(v)-cal mouse broke and i had no alternative"
it's fun being able to read backwards on a whim
its steams fault
Holy crap, I didn't even notice that it was just reversed
What threw me off is that It didn't only reverse the message, it also shuffled half of it to the other side of the message! Wierd huh? Does anyone else's pc do that? Mine does it at least once or twice a week. I don't know why.
Arby and I found out that when I type in xfire ingame it decides to type everything in a mix of mandarin and some alt code symbols. Weirder yet it seems to only happen when I'm talking to him >_>. Arb, I think your comp's Chinese or something.
I don't think so, just installed W7 2 months ago and I'm pretty sure it's english. My pc just goes dyslexic once in a while. It's pretty funny.
THIS is what I mean by mandarin. It's Chinese I wasn't saying it was happening to you. I said it was happening to me.
"written_mandarin_chinese"? One does not "write" Mandarin, it is a spoken dialect. The written language is "Chinese" and it is universal to all dialects of the spoken language (you want to be mutually intelligible, write things down, you may even get some Nihonjin that know what you're trying to say). Also, I see a little ル (katakana 'ru', Japanese)... what's a ル doing in a Chinese manuscript? I don't know much about Chinese except the above, but since I know some of those Kanji aren't Japanese, it must be a Chinese manuscript... or someone was very confused when writing it... or maybe it's a piece of writing about the Japanese language... I have no idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moses
Anyway, on the topic of input, no, Chinese is entered left-to-right on a computer, Arabic is a more plausible explanation, but it's probably just a bug in X-Fire.
Ah, well I don't really know much about Chinese. We had a Chinese foreign exchange student for a while and at one point they mentioned Chinese speaking mandarin so I thought that was their name for Chinese (written and spoken). And I do know a little Japanese from taking Jap 1 in my senior year. A little more than just simple phrases but I still know some. Stupid teacher taught us next to nothing about actually speaking or writing it so I started teaching myself a bit. Anyway, I see the "ru" in there as well though this is the first thing that appeared in the google image search so I took it :PQuote:
Originally Posted by klange
Source: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002999Quote:
AT: hEYYY,
AT: fIRST, oK, i THINK YOU'RE AWFUL,
AT: lET'S PUT THAT FACT ON THE TABLE WHERE WE CAN BOTH SEE IT,
AT: nOW YOU HAVE BEEN PRIMED FOR THE DIGESTIVE RUINATION THAT'S ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE, aND THE COMPREHENSIVE SOILING OF THE LAUNDRY ENVELOPING YOUR PERSON,
TG: oh my god you type like a tool
AT: yEAHHH,
AT: nOW YOU'RE GETTING IT, wHAT YOU ARE IN FOR,
AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,
TG: this is so weak im almost getting tired of wasting good material on you guys
TG: its like
TG: youve got nothing
TG: its always one of you sprouting up and ranting about how hard im about to get trolled
TG: with no ensuing substance
TG: you dont even know anything about us
TG: one of you fuckers thought i was a girl
AT: oK, yEAH, bUT,
AT: tHE THING IS, tHAT i DON'T CARE,
AT: aBOUT YOUR ANATOMICAL DETAILS, aND THINGS LIKE THAT,
AT: i KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE,
AT: oR WILL DO, aCTUALLY,
AT: iT'S THE MOST AWFUL THING, tHE WORST YOU CAN EVER DO,
TG: sorry i wouldnt cyber with you dude
TG: in the future or whatever
AT: wHAT, wAIT,
AT: oH,
AT: oK, yOU'RE THE ONE WHO LIKES TO SUBMIT INNUENDO,
TG: human innuendo
AT: yES, hUMAN iNNUENDO,
AT: sORRY FOR THE LACK OF CLARITY,
TG: so at what point in the future am i supposed to look forward to you whipping up this titanic hankerin for my knob
AT: uH,
TG: be honest with me
TG: cause im busy
TG: and i want to know exactly when i got to clear some space in my calendar for when some fuckwit blunders out of a magical phone booth and makes a ballad-inspiring play for my throbbing beef truncheon
AT: sHOULD i BE PERTURBED BY THESE ALLUSIONS,
TG: no man
TG: look
TG: i just need to know when to be there
TG: when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund
TG: i wouldnt want to miss it and cause a paradox or something
TG: itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy's naked spam porpoise
AT: uHHH,
AT: oK, THIS IS SORT OF STARTING TO UPSET ME,
TG: jesus you are such a shitty troll
AT: i GUESS i'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE,
AT: aND FIND ANOTHER POINT IN TIME TO BOTHER YOU,
AT: wHEN, i GUESS,
AT: yOU ARE MORE EMOTIONALLY SUSCEPTIBLE, aND DON'T HAVE ALL THESE BEES IN YOUR BONNET,
AT: aBOUT YOUR HUMAN SEXUALITY,
TG: oh no
TG: no dude
TG: you sassed me up
TG: we are in THE SHIT now
TG: together
TG: for the long haul
AT: i,
AT: wHAT,
TG: we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
TG: you and me
TG: welcome to nam
TG: now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop
AT: uHHH, wHO,
AT: wHO'S CHARLIE,
TG: hes the guy whos gonna read our vows
TG: im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden
TG: take a look down by your foot see that little bottle
TG: stomp on that shit like its on fire
TG: noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt
TG: im your 300 pound matronly freight-train
TG: and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling
AT: oH MY GOD,
TG: bro look in my eyes
TG: that twinkle
TG: that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint
TG: sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother
TG: shit be PURE AND TRUE
TG: thats what you see
TG: a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together
TG: radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine
TG: turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong
TG: this is how we do this
TG: this shits more real than kraft mayo
I read that last night and lol'd. What else to expect from the character that graced the internet with Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff?
idk y but this struck me as hilarious and Ithought I'd share with you guys
Quote:
Many versions of Street Fighter have “secret characters” that are only accessible through a code. Sometimes these characters are good; sometimes they’re not. Occasionally, the secret characters are the best in the game as in the game Marvel vs. Capcom 1. Big deal. That’s the way that game is. Live with it. But Super Turbo was the first version of Street Fighter to ever have a secret character: the untouchably good Akuma. Most characters in that game cannot beat Akuma. I don’t mean it’s a tough match—I mean they cannot ever, ever, ever, ever win. Akuma is “broken” in that his air fireball move is something the game simply wasn’t designed to handle. He is not merely the best character in the game, but is at least ten times better than other characters. This case is so extreme that all top players in America immediately realized that all tournaments would be Akuma vs. Akuma only, and so the character was banned with basically no debate and has been ever since. I believe this was the correct decision.
I may be completely wrong here but didn't the japs take (or base) kanji off of chinglees?Quote:
Originally Posted by klange
Not all of them. Only about ~2000 of the 10,000+ still in use in China, and even then, it's terrible difficult to create a sentence with just kanji in Japanese, as important grammatical bits use kana.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
yea, Kanji is used for most of the things we have names for such as nouns and verbs and adjectives. Little bits for things that link these words together such as ha(pronounced wa when in use like this), ga, ni, etc all represent a relation between the words. ha is like saying (as for this)
ex: boku (I) wa [as for me]
ga is VERY universally used and is hard to place a complete description on but one of the things it can be used for is describing one word with another
ex: ano(that) ryugakusei(foreign exchange student) ga(is) chuugokujin (chinese person) desu [That foreign exchange student over there is chinese.]
I could go on but I've got stuff to do. If any of this is incorrect or I left out anything important then please fix it klange. I only took 1 year of Japanese and the teacher was a complete fucknut that changed teaching methods every year >_> so I was pretty much on my own after he taught us the kanas.
run for the hillsQuote:
Higuy™: u eat rotten cheese
cheese: lies
Higuy™: dolphins will take over the planet
Higuy™: and concour all the cheese
cheese: wtf
cheese: dolphins dont eat cheese
Higuy™: they do now
cheese: WTF
cheese: WHO MADE U GOD AND CHANGED THE RULES?
Higuy™: don't you watch the televission
cheese: no i hate tv
Higuy™: well theres your problem
cheese: wtf
cheese: how can i watch tv from my computer
cheese: i dont have a tv
Higuy™: idk
cheese: fuck
cheese: this is bad
Higuy™: but umm
cheese: i need to watch tv
cheese: but i cant
Higuy™: dolphins
Higuy™: are taking over the world
Higuy™: and councouring all cheese
Higuy™: run for the hills
cheese: fuck.
Higuy™: yes, fuck indeed
Higuy™: i've already moved myself to a correct location
cheese: i live by the beach dude
Higuy™: the dolphins will never find me here
cheese: im gonna be the first cheese to go down
Higuy™: yeah, yoiu better get out of there why you can
Higuy™: or graba shot gun or something
cheese: wtf
cheese: i dont have a shotgun
Higuy™: welp
Higuy™: your screwed
cheese: pretty much
cheese: :(
Higuy™: :(
MrBig5:22:51 PM
my fish died
MrBig5:22:55 PM
:CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCc
MrBig5:23:01 PM
i forgot to feed them
DEElekgolo5:23:16 PM
MURDERER
DEElekgolo5:23:19 PM
YOU FUCKING MURDERER
MrBig5:23:29 PM
GDFHDFHDF
MrBig5:23:32 PM
FSGSDS
he was 500 credits :C
raper model > fish
sadly: fishtank would've been cool if baby hanar
youtube comment on Glen beck vs Jon Stewart
"See this is what liberal cultural Marxism has done. It has trained us to defy one of our most instinctive virtues. Racial loyalty.
Liberals frequently put non-Whites before Whites, they are brainwashed with White guilt.
I know how liberals think I used to be one.
Liberalism is cultural marxism. "
:smithicide:
my 6yo nephew: where does mud come from?
my older sister: dirt and water.
my 2yo nephew, sounding thoroughly insulted: no, PIGS!
i guess it was one of those things where you have to be there, but holy living fuck hudson says the funniest shit
Troll. Don't pay attention to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
Not so much funny, but a bit awesome:
(Referring to the Australian Magpie, which is smart as all fuck; so much for 'bird brain')Quote:
It has even learnt to safely eat the poisonous cane toad by flipping it over and consuming the underparts.
I'm going to miss them when I move back. Maybe I should get one for a pet and bring it with me http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-unsmith.gif
i thought it was crows that learnt that shit?
The crows around here drop walnuts on the road because they know it will break them.
We only get seagulls around here. Yes, seagulls in land-locked Colorado. Shows how smart they are...
same family, CorvidaeQuote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
I got to watch some magpies for the first time on an elk hunting trip to colorado, they're really smart birds and very cool looking.
also, quote from that trip when we were picking up supplies at a local grocery store:
friend Jake (staring at a big breasted Native American woman): "Where's she from?"
my dad: "I think she's a member of the Spankaho Tribe."
Jake: "Wow. Never heard of them before."
Currawongs are really smart, too (well, obviously, being so similar to our magpies). My nanna feeds the birds, so she has a family of magpies which live in the trees across the road and pay regular visits for food. I haven't seen any for years, but a while back she used to get currawongs coming across too. Once she was watching TV and didn't notice one was there, so it came up and tapped its beak on the glass door. When she went to open it, the bird hopped past her, hopped across the lounge room, and went all the way into the kitchen before tapping its beak on the fridge. I shit you not.
I WILL NEVER TELL YOU WHO IT ISQuote:
***: lol
i reregged on modacity w/ good intentions and they banned me
so now ive got 60 different emails
and im just goatse bombing it
booya
me: ahahaah
***: ive got literally the whole goatse set on my desktop
dont fuck w/ me
ive got all the images
me: lmao
hahaha fuck are you no mods no masters
***: yes
me: i love you
***: banned, regging another one
ive setup a throwaway email service
so i just have random domain namesl ol
me: owned
***: they cant block them all
since its literally random
me: ahahaha
***: hahaha lol that guy who quoted my goatse has saved my legacy forever
me: even blind thinks it's cn3089
fuck
***: i literally had a page long goatse
***: modacity has no text/image limit for their posts
me: ***
***: so i had 600 goatses no joke
me: you... you are a troll god...
***: i counted
***:
***: lets start a gay scat porn thread in art
xxxx: no no even better
xxxx: lets find [censored]
***: YES
xxxx: im sure there's some out there
***: YES
***: I LOVE YOU
i told him its a gay halo modding site
god i love this man
Thats not trolling its spamming. Big diff
that's what you think
who is it. pm me im not a snitch lol
Minor birds are the craziest here -- they all stand on the road in 100km/h zones, and casually walk off about a seconds before they're about to be crushed by a passing car. They'll only go about 20cm from a car, too. Never seen a dead one on the road either ._.
They do that here, too. So do the magpies.
its blind.
also
quite possibly the funniest thing I read all day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
I forgot what we were talking about but that statement came up XD (this is irl)Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex
He told another friend that. and the 3 girls walking by stopped and stared. I lawl'dQuote:
Originally Posted by Alex
rape is hilarious
IKR?Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
Also,
.Quote:
<massacre> Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend?
<Rosti_LFC> you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead
<massacre> Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her?
<Rosti_LFC> errr....
<Rosti_LFC> ask her yourself?
<massacre> no fucking way until I get a second opinion
<Daz> dude she's in the channel
<massacre> no she isn't
<Rosti_LFC> yeah she is mate, look up
<Rosti_LFC> she got op'd yesterday
<massacre> fuck
<massacre> PLAN B
<massacre> spam the channel
<massacre> with text
<massacre> so it goes
<Audia> hi
<massacre> off her scrollback
<Rosti_LFC> ahaha
<massacre> FUCK
* massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!)
<Audia> I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now
<Audia> so I'll be offline for a bit
<Audia> if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes
<Rosti_LFC> rofl
* Audia has quit (QUIT)
<Rosti_LFC> that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there
<Daz> Oh man, I wish I could fuck up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed
Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
Corbin says: what's the difference between a sheep and a goat?
Steven says: the amount of lube u use
Edit:
Corbin says: so, hows that war going for ya?
Steven says: shut the fuck up you fkcuing atlas pet
Corbin says: least they have sov :downs:
lol, is that the mass from modacity?
Mass' name is Nate Tingley or something.
I discovered a new feature in Facebook:
(Mike is my roommate, Keane is my other roommate, and for those of you who don't already know, prepare to be shocked: my name is actually Jim)
Quote:
Michael
yay! what are you going to get?Catrice
on the 15thMichael
WAZZZAAAAAAPCatrice
i dunno what i want to get thoughMichael
i dont want an american car that's for sure
whassssuuuuuuuupCatrice
lolMichael
not much...
WHAAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAB
what the fuck
i am not typing that
there you are
hi mike
OMGyou left your facebook openCatrice
on my desktop
i keep hearing "pop, pop, pop!"
gah!
lmfao
hahaMichael
good job michael
i'm going to turn your speakers off so i can sleepCatrice
okie dokie
Michael
jim?
keane?
ha, who do you think?
meh
jim
keane wouldn't do this
he's not as much of an asshole as i am
hahahaa
stef says hi
hi stef!
tell her she was right, I was glad I went to practice
she smiled
although I got a wicked charliehorse in sparring. Knee, meet thigh, Thigh, meet knee.
>.<
lol
okay, go to sleep and leave me to my conversation with catrice
kk
just a minute, i have to save this for posterity
thank you http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.giflolMatt
on my box no less
nah, i'm e-mailing it to myself
lol
WITH YOUR E-MAIL DUN DUN DUNNNN
I could wreak such havok right now
but I won't
no
noooooooooooooooooo
[later...]
not bad, just did the weeklyMichael
3d?Matt
fuck no, didnt have the dpsMichael
aha! more chat windows to fuck with!Matt
god damnit jim!!
whoa, when you navigate through pages they change over here too
lolMichael
this is crazy
English Mobster: oh yes
English Mobster: i wrote a song
English Mobster: THURSDAY
heathen: cali is so far west
English Mobster: Thursday is the name of my cat
English Mobster: such a lovely cat
heathen: llolol
English Mobster: with a name like that
English Mobster: THURSDAY
English Mobster: Thursday is the name of my dog
English Mobster: such a lazy dog
English Mobster: lying there like a log
English Mobster: THURSDAY
English Mobster: Thursday is the name of my fish
English Mobster: such a tiny fish
English Mobster: floating in his little dish
English Mobster: THURSDAY
English Mobster: Thursday was the name of my hamster
English Mobster: at least it was
English Mobster: until he got eaten by a panther
English Mobster: :neckbeard:
English Mobster: anyway
heathen: lolol
(AoG) Rook: IM IN THE BATHROOM
(AoG) Rook: wake up
(AoG) Rook: FUCK
:neckbeard:Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
I didn't think you actually posted my wonderful song I made up.
Even over the internet people are attempting to damn me ._.Quote:
7:37pmAntonio
do u mind if i call you Jesus as a nickname? lol
7:38pmDevin
um
why
so many people have called me that
>_>
and orlando bloom
7:38pmAntonio
iunno i get this whole "Holy" vibe when talkign/chatting with you
7:38pmDevin
._.
well my name is greek for divine
and i am 1/4 greek
>_<
my nickname is Moses though
my friend already took Jesus as a nickname years ago
so I decided on Moses during a game of H2
7:39pmAntonio
lolgreek
7:39pmDevin
I art Moses
lul
7:40pmAntonio
lol
Chainsy: coo
Chainsy: i would too
Chainsy: cept itd be in your closet
Chainsy: so at night i would steal your socks
Chainsy: and you would be like wtf
Chainsy: why dont i have no socks
Higuy™: becuase, chains
Higuy™: your actually drunk
Higuy™: this is all a dream
Higuy™: did you know that?
Chainsy: wut
Higuy™: the more you know
Revy: Ross
Revy: I got the Gauss Rifle in CoP
Revy: People do fucking backflips when you get headshots with the damn thing.
Revy: EXOSUIT
Revy: HEADSHOT
Revy: BACKFLIP
Revy: ded
Revy: God said, 'Let there be death.'
Revy: And then Gurne had a Gauss Rifle.
fuck edits
Quote:
Alice Margatroid(◕ ◡ ◕): You know how an aircraft carrier can tilt a hell of a lot during its shakedown and does a maximum speed turn?
ross: yeah
Alice Margatroid(◕ ◡ ◕): >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)07:48 No.5179415
Navy drift competition. They have it every year. Don't you see the Type R sticker on the side?
ross: lmao
Alice Margatroid(◕ ◡ ◕): That's fucking perfect.
