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    AT: hEYYY,
    AT: fIRST, oK, i THINK YOU'RE AWFUL,
    AT: lET'S PUT THAT FACT ON THE TABLE WHERE WE CAN BOTH SEE IT,
    AT: nOW YOU HAVE BEEN PRIMED FOR THE DIGESTIVE RUINATION THAT'S ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE, aND THE COMPREHENSIVE SOILING OF THE LAUNDRY ENVELOPING YOUR PERSON,
    TG: oh my god you type like a tool
    AT: yEAHHH,
    AT: nOW YOU'RE GETTING IT, wHAT YOU ARE IN FOR,
    AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
    AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,
    TG: this is so weak im almost getting tired of wasting good material on you guys
    TG: its like
    TG: youve got nothing
    TG: its always one of you sprouting up and ranting about how hard im about to get trolled
    TG: with no ensuing substance
    TG: you dont even know anything about us
    TG: one of you fuckers thought i was a girl
    AT: oK, yEAH, bUT,
    AT: tHE THING IS, tHAT i DON'T CARE,
    AT: aBOUT YOUR ANATOMICAL DETAILS, aND THINGS LIKE THAT,
    AT: i KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE,
    AT: oR WILL DO, aCTUALLY,
    AT: iT'S THE MOST AWFUL THING, tHE WORST YOU CAN EVER DO,
    TG: sorry i wouldnt cyber with you dude
    TG: in the future or whatever
    AT: wHAT, wAIT,
    AT: oH,
    AT: oK, yOU'RE THE ONE WHO LIKES TO SUBMIT INNUENDO,
    TG: human innuendo
    AT: yES, hUMAN iNNUENDO,
    AT: sORRY FOR THE LACK OF CLARITY,
    TG: so at what point in the future am i supposed to look forward to you whipping up this titanic hankerin for my knob
    AT: uH,
    TG: be honest with me
    TG: cause im busy
    TG: and i want to know exactly when i got to clear some space in my calendar for when some fuckwit blunders out of a magical phone booth and makes a ballad-inspiring play for my throbbing beef truncheon
    AT: sHOULD i BE PERTURBED BY THESE ALLUSIONS,
    TG: no man
    TG: look
    TG: i just need to know when to be there
    TG: when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund
    TG: i wouldnt want to miss it and cause a paradox or something
    TG: itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy's naked spam porpoise
    AT: uHHH,
    AT: oK, THIS IS SORT OF STARTING TO UPSET ME,
    TG: jesus you are such a shitty troll
    AT: i GUESS i'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE,
    AT: aND FIND ANOTHER POINT IN TIME TO BOTHER YOU,
    AT: wHEN, i GUESS,
    AT: yOU ARE MORE EMOTIONALLY SUSCEPTIBLE, aND DON'T HAVE ALL THESE BEES IN YOUR BONNET,
    AT: aBOUT YOUR HUMAN SEXUALITY,
    TG: oh no
    TG: no dude
    TG: you sassed me up
    TG: we are in THE SHIT now
    TG: together
    TG: for the long haul
    AT: i,
    AT: wHAT,
    TG: we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
    TG: you and me
    TG: welcome to nam
    TG: now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop
    AT: uHHH, wHO,
    AT: wHO'S CHARLIE,
    TG: hes the guy whos gonna read our vows
    TG: im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden
    TG: take a look down by your foot see that little bottle
    TG: stomp on that shit like its on fire
    TG: noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt
    TG: im your 300 pound matronly freight-train
    TG: and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling
    AT: oH MY GOD,
    TG: bro look in my eyes
    TG: that twinkle
    TG: that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint
    TG: sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother
    TG: shit be PURE AND TRUE
    TG: thats what you see
    TG: a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together
    TG: radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine
    TG: turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong
    TG: this is how we do this
    TG: this shits more real than kraft mayo
    Source: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002999
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    I read that last night and lol'd. What else to expect from the character that graced the internet with Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff?
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    idk y but this struck me as hilarious and Ithought I'd share with you guys

    Many versions of Street Fighter have “secret characters” that are only accessible through a code. Sometimes these characters are good; sometimes they’re not. Occasionally, the secret characters are the best in the game as in the game Marvel vs. Capcom 1. Big deal. That’s the way that game is. Live with it. But Super Turbo was the first version of Street Fighter to ever have a secret character: the untouchably good Akuma. Most characters in that game cannot beat Akuma. I don’t mean it’s a tough match—I mean they cannot ever, ever, ever, ever win. Akuma is “broken” in that his air fireball move is something the game simply wasn’t designed to handle. He is not merely the best character in the game, but is at least ten times better than other characters. This case is so extreme that all top players in America immediately realized that all tournaments would be Akuma vs. Akuma only, and so the character was banned with basically no debate and has been ever since. I believe this was the correct decision.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by klange View Post
    "written_mandarin_chinese"? One does not "write" Mandarin, it is a spoken dialect. The written language is "Chinese" and it is universal to all dialects of the spoken language (you want to be mutually intelligible, write things down, you may even get some Nihonjin that know what you're trying to say). Also, I see a little ル (katakana 'ru', Japanese)... what's a ル doing in a Chinese manuscript? I don't know much about Chinese except the above, but since I know some of those Kanji aren't Japanese, it must be a Chinese manuscript... or someone was very confused when writing it... or maybe it's a piece of writing about the Japanese language... I have no idea.

    Anyway, on the topic of input, no, Chinese is entered left-to-right on a computer, Arabic is a more plausible explanation, but it's probably just a bug in X-Fire.
    I may be completely wrong here but didn't the japs take (or base) kanji off of chinglees?
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by n00b1n8R View Post
    I may be completely wrong here but didn't the japs take (or base) kanji off of chinglees?
    Not all of them. Only about ~2000 of the 10,000+ still in use in China, and even then, it's terrible difficult to create a sentence with just kanji in Japanese, as important grammatical bits use kana.
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    yea, Kanji is used for most of the things we have names for such as nouns and verbs and adjectives. Little bits for things that link these words together such as ha(pronounced wa when in use like this), ga, ni, etc all represent a relation between the words. ha is like saying (as for this)

    ex: boku (I) wa [as for me]

    ga is VERY universally used and is hard to place a complete description on but one of the things it can be used for is describing one word with another

    ex: ano(that) ryugakusei(foreign exchange student) ga(is) chuugokujin (chinese person) desu [That foreign exchange student over there is chinese.]

    I could go on but I've got stuff to do. If any of this is incorrect or I left out anything important then please fix it klange. I only took 1 year of Japanese and the teacher was a complete fucknut that changed teaching methods every year >_> so I was pretty much on my own after he taught us the kanas.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Higuy™: u eat rotten cheese
    cheese: lies
    Higuy™: dolphins will take over the planet
    Higuy™: and concour all the cheese
    cheese: wtf
    cheese: dolphins dont eat cheese
    Higuy™: they do now
    cheese: WTF
    cheese: WHO MADE U GOD AND CHANGED THE RULES?
    Higuy™: don't you watch the televission
    cheese: no i hate tv
    Higuy™: well theres your problem
    cheese: wtf
    cheese: how can i watch tv from my computer
    cheese: i dont have a tv
    Higuy™: idk
    cheese: fuck
    cheese: this is bad
    Higuy™: but umm
    cheese: i need to watch tv
    cheese: but i cant
    Higuy™: dolphins
    Higuy™: are taking over the world
    Higuy™: and councouring all cheese
    Higuy™: run for the hills
    cheese: fuck.
    Higuy™: yes, fuck indeed
    Higuy™: i've already moved myself to a correct location
    cheese: i live by the beach dude
    Higuy™: the dolphins will never find me here
    cheese: im gonna be the first cheese to go down
    Higuy™: yeah, yoiu better get out of there why you can
    Higuy™: or graba shot gun or something
    cheese: wtf
    cheese: i dont have a shotgun
    Higuy™: welp
    Higuy™: your screwed
    cheese: pretty much
    cheese:
    Higuy™:
    run for the hills
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    MrBig5:22:51 PM
    my fish died

    MrBig5:22:55 PM
    :CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCc

    MrBig5:23:01 PM
    i forgot to feed them

    DEElekgolo5:23:16 PM
    MURDERER

    DEElekgolo5:23:19 PM
    YOU FUCKING MURDERER

    MrBig5:23:29 PM
    GDFHDFHDF

    MrBig5:23:32 PM
    FSGSDS
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    he was 500 credits :C
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    raper model > fish

    sadly: fishtank would've been cool if baby hanar
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