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Is there a reason for this.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
If anyone tackles me I am going to fuck your shit up. You may only be playing but in LA that shit ain't all buddy-buddy 3:
I'll do it. I can take him. I've got a black belt. Bring it on, mister SnaF. By the time I'm done with you you really will be fucked up beyond all recognition.
K rob last guy I beat was bragging he was benching 300. He came out of that with massive respect for me. My dad was a judo black belt and I'm not all that unexperienced.
Ps never bring feet and hands to a gunfight.
quote relatedQuote:
(01:37:55 PM) PharoaheZephyrus: i have something black too
(01:38:00 PM) PharoaheZephyrus: it is not a belt
(01:38:03 PM) PharoaheZephyrus: it is a shotgun
(01:38:04 PM) PharoaheZephyrus: i win
(01:38:06 PM) roboplawar: wow
(01:38:13 PM) roboplawar: i thought you were about to say something different
(01:38:18 PM) PharoaheZephyrus: XD
(01:38:25 PM) roboplawar: and it was a much more terrifying prospect than a shotgun
(01:39:06 PM) PharoaheZephyrus: i only use that in acts of love not violence
e:
For the record: when you're a software developer and your software crashes catastrophically forcing the user to reboot their computer, it's very poor form to blame the problem on user error. That, in a nutshell, is why Linux sucks- the developers make very cool things that work when you get everything exactly right, but more often than not they fail to acknowledge the fact that most people do not understand how to set up their computer exactly right. The code is fragile, I guess you could say. It's far too susceptible to catastrophic failure resulting from the day-to-day ignorance of users.Quote:
(04:03:06 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: Sounds like you supremely fucked something up.
(04:03:12 PM) roboplawar: no
(04:03:21 PM) roboplawar: sounds to me like COMPIZ supremely fucked something up
(04:03:24 PM) roboplawar: I blame you personally
(04:03:36 PM) roboplawar: :3
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(04:03:46 PM) roboplawar: hahahahaha
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(04:03:48 PM) roboplawar: umad
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I wrote nine lines of code for Compiz, unless you're using one of my obscure plugins. And you're doing it wrong.
http://www.mmaspot.net/mmaspot/files...20Beatdown.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by SnaFuBAR
nintendo9713
i get bad framerate still
thejuicyllama
buy a USB hub and some more RAM. Make it run faster.
nintendo9713
wut wud the usb hub do?
thejuicyllama
How else would you plan on installing more RAM into your lappy?
thejuicyllama
that way you don't have to remove any current RAM and you can just add more to it via the USB hub
nintendo9713
i had no idea you could do that.
nintendo9713
i don't understand how that works either.
thejuicyllama
What do you mean?
nintendo9713
you buy a usb hub.
nintendo9713
and you put ram in hte hub.
thejuicyllama
Yea
thejuicyllama
what's not to understand?
nintendo9713
everything.
nintendo9713
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16817392034 how do youput ram in htat
thejuicyllama
Don't you have USB 3.0?
thejuicyllama
get a USB 3.0 HUB
nintendo9713
not on my laptop.
nintendo9713
171 dollars.
nintendo9713
Hmm.
nintendo9713
well that doesn't look like what i think i'm looking for
nintendo9713
oh well. How worth it is it to install win 7? I have 3 Hard drives in my desktop but all 3 have XP pro.
thejuicyllama
http://www.llamajuice.com/h2v/USBRAM.jpg
nintendo9713
...
thejuicyllama
You put RAM into USB slot.
nintendo9713
You have too much free time.
thejuicyllama
:P
[00:42] =Σ= Señor Buñuelo: dude
[00:42] =Σ= Señor Buñuelo: holy shit
[00:42] =Σ= Señor Buñuelo: sperm banks pay you to donate sperm
[00:42] =Σ= Señor Buñuelo: oh my god
[00:42] Moses: yea. so?
[00:43] =Σ= Señor Buñuelo: i just found my new occupation
[00:43] Moses: i know what you're thinking
[00:43] Moses: yea
[00:43] Moses: knew it
[00:43] =Σ= Señor Buñuelo: LOL
[00:43] =Σ= Señor Buñuelo: theres a saint of hangovers
[00:44] * Moses calls the Catholic school Donut attends and tells them he's abusing his dick privilages
[00:44] =Σ= Señor Buñuelo: pfft they dont care
[00:44] =Σ= Señor Buñuelo: masturbating is the last thing they care about
[00:45] * Moses also mentions the sperm are laced with micro machines so when they fully develop into adults he will have an army all across the globe
[00:45] =Σ= Señor Buñuelo: that would be so smart
[00:45] Moses: yes it would
[00:46] Moses: go now my children
and to llama, you would do that in your freetime.
This is the first time I actually look at this thread to read it, and the last post involves me.
Also, yar, I donated three times already this morning.
podacity mod: mario movie time
podacity mod: gogogogogogogo
LlamaJuice: I'm gunna go find a brick, brb
podacity mod: oh
podacity mod: fucking
podacity mod: brb
podacity mod: we are not doing the mario movie
podacity mod: the archive was corrupt
LlamaJuice: THERE IS A GOD
podacity mod: going straight to Zelda
LlamaJuice: ....
I've also met Anton,FlibitRibbit, and Korori ye know :P
|Quote:
I ejaculated while using an ab roller
I'm scared, today i was using an ab roller, and i was doing about 100. Near 95 i came all over my self and my friends floor what should i do?
i lost respect for avpdragon(mr big)Quote:
kist ficlong re,pve ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠: fight club
⢾: gay
lol sweaty gay men
I'm not sure about you guys, but I think they're slowly trying to make American children into super geniuses before the age of 16 so they can be hoarded into the military:tinfoil:
[23:50] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: what is the point of this
[23:50] Moses: this kind of math pisses me off as a programmer
[23:51] Moses: it's just college math
[23:51] Moses: simple shit
[23:51] Moses: >_>
[23:51] Moses:
1. (4 points) What number is 15% of 108?
[23:51] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: what the fuck
[23:51] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: what the fucking fuck
[23:51] Moses: yea
[23:51] Moses: it's first week tho
[23:51] Moses: i HOPE it gets better
[23:52] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: im doing derivations of waves moving on a guitar string of L length and F tension in newtons
[23:52] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: im in fucking 11th grade what the fuck
[23:52] Moses: yea but you're taking real math classes
[23:52] Moses: lol
[23:52] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: yeah
[23:52] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: i am
[23:52] Moses: this is a liberal arts college
[23:52] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: im a boss
[23:52] Moses: man
[23:53] Moses: i'm glad i don't have to learn that kinda shit
[23:53] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: yes
[23:53] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: boss man
P.S. Meister bauss man is Donut
This is why engineering students don't respect liberal arts students.
Also, I'm sick and tired of MEs and EEs and AEs accusing CSs of not being real engineers because they don't have to deal with hard math. Bullshit. Engineers use the practical applications, the calculus that is directly relatable to physical effects. Cutting edge computer science deals with goddamned theoretical applied mathematics. Let's see a mechanical engineer solve the required equations to build an analog computer capable of approximating factorization of extremely large numbers, or work out an algorithm for detecting regions of motion in an image stream in logarithmic time. The reason we don't have calculus 3 as a requirement is because we're instead required to take numerical computation so we can learn how to efficiently handle 10^9x10^9 matrices of complex numbers to make the programs that YOU USE TO DESIGN YOUR SHIT FOR YOU.
[/rant]
y so srs? i was just taking a pot shot at moses more than anything else.
im not even good at what i do anyway, lol.
Robert:Sup
Dudley Do Right:Sup
*a couple seconds pass*
Robert: Holy shit
Robert: fucking dick balls wtf
Dudley Do Right: what
Robert: Okay, if you force sex upon a prostitute
Robert: does it count as rape or shoplifting?
Dudley Do Right: Rape
Dudley Do Right: wait, no. you would have gotten sex had you payed. but.....
Dudley Do Right: what the hell.......
Robert: If only we were in charge of these kinds of things (sigh)
Robert: Want another one?
Dudley Do Right: no fuck that. I had to make that a fucking wall post
oQuote:
<DEElekgolo> u use xchat?
<m00kz_> k cool
<m00kz_> well
<m00kz_> Xchat
<m00kz_> what the fuck
<m00kz_> is xchat
<DEElekgolo>
<m00kz_> I use steam, trillian and msn.
<DEElekgolo> best irc
<m00kz_> I don't use fagchat
<DEElekgolo> lol
<DEElekgolo> trillian
<DEElekgolo> what are you Timo?
<m00kz_> Winnian
<m00kz_> I'm polar b33r
<m00kz_> I'm secretly a furfag
oh how could you p0lar :smith:
i am literally a polar bearQuote:
Originally Posted by Bodzilla
only for you, babe :-3
e: On that note:
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(Discussion about stupid problems and college)
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12:30 AM - p0lar_bear: myself, i'm having a bit of an identity crisis and now it's amplified due to me wanting to make a life-changing decision
12:31 AM - friedmetroid [METAL BOXES]: you're not turning into a furry are you
12:31 AM - p0lar_bear: no.
12:31 AM - p0lar_bear: additionally, fuck you
12:31 AM - friedmetroid [METAL BOXES]: k
12:31 AM - friedmetroid [METAL BOXES]: :(
Hah ha ha ^
turns out it was a netsplit.Quote:
*** Timo has joined #modacity
*** ChanServ sets mode +o Timo
<@ChanServ> [Timo] I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
<+m00kz_> timo more like
<+m00kz_> omit
<+m00kz_> omit yourself from this irc :realsmug:
<@Haruhi> haha
<@Haruhi> lmfao
*** Timo has left #modacity
<+m00kz_> :smith:
Buried in Greeble's source:
PHP Code:
/**
* Promotes this TreeRow one level to make it its parent's sibling, taking its
* children up with it. If this TreeRow is already root of its own tree, does
* nothing and returns false.
* @see TreeRow Header doc: Transactions
* @see Oedipus
* @return bool True on success, false on failure.
* @throws Model_Database_QueryException if there is a query error.
*/
public function promote() {
//snip
}
A bit of backstory to this one:
In the world of competitive Pokeman battling I recently discovered, there is something called "Shoddy Battle". What Shoddy Battle is is essentially a combination of wi-fi Pokemon battling and IRC. You choose which tier you want to battle in (aka how powerful Pokemans you want to face), and you get launched into a pseudo-XBL matchmaking for a Pokeman battle. You meet someone, you battle them through a simulator, etc. It's meant to recreate the feel of a tourney or a wi-fi battle without actually knowing anyone or going to a tourney.
I was battling in the UnderUsed (lowest, with the crappiest Pokemon allowed of all the tiers) tier when I ran into this dude:
He mad.Quote:
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause,
Strict Damage Clause
gotnothin11 sent out Linoone (lvl 100 Linoone ?).
English Mobster sent out Swellow (lvl 100 Swellow ?).
Swellow used Protect.
Swellow protected itself!
Linoone used Belly Drum.
Linoone lost 50% of its health.
Linoone's attack was raised.
Swellow was burned!
---
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Swellow lost 100% of its health.
English Mobster's Swellow fainted.
---
English Mobster switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Glaceon lost 100% of its health.
English Mobster's Glaceon fainted.
---
English Mobster switched in Leafeon (lvl 100 Leafeon ?).
Leafeon used Quick Attack.
A critical hit!
Linoone lost 50% of its health.
gotnothin11's Linoone fainted.
Leafeon lost 10% of its health.
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gotnothin11: hack much
gotnothin11: asshole
gotnothin11 has left the room.
English Mobster wins!
English Mobster: lol
:smugsome:
E: And no, I wasn't hacking. I used a priority move with a faster Pokemon; Quick Attack is the same priority as ExtremeSpeed. I got a lucky crit, plus I was holding an item which boosted my attack by 45% at the expense of 10% of my health every time I hit.
harry has the best ideasQuote:
Harry: m8 you know what would own
Harry: an eastern bloc racing game
Harry: warsaw track't
Harry: lik
Harry: e
Harry: every shitty socialist car
ross: nivas
ross: lmao
ross: holy fuck yes
ross: i can just see it now
Harry: just fucking rolling over around corners and shit
Harry: nivas, trabants, dacias, moskvitch,
Harry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4xZgxDffac
Harry: guys dressed like that
No it wasn't I actually left you asshole :mech:Quote:
Originally Posted by t3h m00kz
.Quote:
Where I grew up, there this thing called 'silent pass':
- Wait until it get's dark
- Fill a car with as many people you can muster
- Head for a curvy road, and speed up to something like 50-70 km/h above the limit
- When you get within 200 meters of a car, you turn off your lights
- At 50 meters, turn off the engine and just slide silently.
- Everybody sticks their faces next to the right side windows.
- As you pass, watch in awe as the people in the other car totally freak out.
TL;DR: Stupid people tend to die in groups.
HAHAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
Exam that was the best thing I've read all day...
[01:23] Jason: YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
[01:23] Jason: ONE FUCKING SECOND LEFT
[01:23] Jason: ONE FUCKING SECOND
[01:23] J. Oliver Judd III: Nice
[01:23] J. Oliver Judd III: Very nice
[01:23] Jason: and if i hadn't taken a tumble and forgotten to leap the mountain
[01:23] Jason: and not hit the side of the ravine leading to the parker safehouse
[01:23] Jason: it would have probably been with twelve seconds or somesuch left
[01:24] Jason: 4:04.27 out of 4:05
[01:24] Jason: man
[01:24] Jason: that was close as fuck
[01:25] J. Oliver Judd III: You might say that when you finished, the timer was
[01:25] J. Oliver Judd III: *shades*
[01:25] J. Oliver Judd III: in the red
[01:26] Jason: really?
[01:26] Jason: man, and you said I was reaching far for that harley/fag pun
[01:26] Jason: d:
[01:26] J. Oliver Judd III: oh come on
[01:26] J. Oliver Judd III: that's less of a reach
[01:27] Jason: at least mine was a clear connection to the south park episode
[01:27] J. Oliver Judd III: dude
[01:27] J. Oliver Judd III: the game takes place on Mars
[01:27] J. Oliver Judd III: "Red" is used everywhere
[01:28] Jason: i still think it's a bit more of a stretch
[01:28] J. Oliver Judd III: Reginald! .... I disagree!
[01:28] J. Oliver Judd III: *drives off*
[01:28] Jason: *scoff*
[01:28] Jason: you don't even drive
[01:29] Jason: at least I can perform drive-by arguments in real life
[01:29] Jason: you can only type them out in an instant message
[01:29] Jason: i think the best you could do is disagree with me, then give me five bucks to drive by myself while you yell at my previous location from the passenger window
[01:30] J. Oliver Judd III: nah
[01:30] J. Oliver Judd III: I'll use the bus
[01:30] Jason: you ever see a drive by of any kind performed from a bus?
[01:30] J. Oliver Judd III: Exactly
[01:30] J. Oliver Judd III: it's so unexpected
[01:30] Jason: and what if i'm standing off its route?
[01:30] J. Oliver Judd III: you can't avoid the metro's routes forever
[01:31] Jason: and plus
[01:31] J. Oliver Judd III: they shall become the web to my spider
[01:31] Jason: since i am not bound by the restrictions imposed on bus drivers
[01:31] Jason: i will still be able to drive by you, while you are bussing, and disagree
[01:31] Jason: there will be massive ego-casualties
[01:32] J. Oliver Judd III: you can't disagree if I have already disagreed
[01:32] Jason: none will survive
[01:32] J. Oliver Judd III: that makes no sense
[01:32] J. Oliver Judd III: what
[01:32] Jason: then how does one debate?
[01:32] J. Oliver Judd III: are you disagreeing with my disagreement?
[01:32] Jason: why, yes
[01:32] J. Oliver Judd III: That means you think we agree
[01:32] Jason: i am disagreeing with the reason for which you disagree
[01:33] J. Oliver Judd III: This is quickly turning into a Monty Python sketch
[01:33] Jason: I disagree
[01:33] J. Oliver Judd III: see?
[01:33] Jason: no, I don't
[01:33] J. Oliver Judd III: This statement is false.
[01:33] Jason: no, this statement is false!
[01:34] J. Oliver Judd III: touché
[18:37] ICEE: drink of the day: one pouch hot coaco mix, one pouch vanilla instant breakfast, 3 spoonfuls peanut butter, one tray icecubes, one glass of milk
[18:37] ICEE: blend until smooth
[18:37] ICEE: and prepare to shit your insides out
[18:37] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: ........
[18:37] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: its the peanut butter
[18:37] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: idk
[18:37] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: lol
[18:37] ICEE: it is.
[18:38] ICEE: peanut butter + blender = laxative
[18:38] ICEE: but so delicious
[18:38] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: ill bear that in mind next time i want to repeat the DC shit incident
[18:39] ICEE: no no no man
[18:39] ICEE: the line is
[18:39] ICEE: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
[18:39] ICEE: heres what you do
[18:39] ICEE: eat bannanas and milk for several days
[18:40] ICEE: get nice and constipated
[18:40] ICEE: THEN
[18:40] ICEE: take a day's doseage of fiber pills
[18:40] ICEE: one doseage of laxative
[18:40] ICEE: and a double dose of muscle relaxer
[18:40] ICEE: and have a beer
[18:40] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: do you enjoy buying new pants
[18:40] ICEE: then sit on the john, listen to pink floyd and wait
[18:41] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: oh
[18:41] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: yeah
[18:41] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: the pink floyd is necessary too
[18:41] ICEE: entirely
[18:41] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: because thats all i need to take a shit
[18:41] ICEE: -.-
[18:41] ICEE: no no
[18:41] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: yes yes
[18:41] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: thanks for the advice
[18:41] * =☭= Barron Von Biznitch logs
[18:41] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: *in pen*
[18:41] ICEE: *on your sister's back*
[18:42] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: yeah shes on the other side of the state
[18:42] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: so no
[18:42] ICEE: get a longer pen
[18:42] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: ROFL
[18:43] ICEE: lol, two letters more to that sentence and you have the advice I gave westie when he was dating a girl in australia
[18:43] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: holy shit
[18:43] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: rofl
[18:43] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: how the hell did he date someone in australia
[18:43] ICEE: idk if it was so much dating as it was she enjoyed stripping for him on webcam
[18:44] ICEE: once while I was in the room
[18:44] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: wow
[18:44] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: what an aussie slut
[18:44] ICEE: yeah he broke it off with her i believe
[18:44] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: i bet she turned the webcam off and banged 4 other guys
[18:44] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: at the same time
[18:44] ICEE: yeah thats why he broke it off
[18:44] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: ROFL she did that?
[18:44] ICEE: I guess she had like 3 boyfriends
[18:45] =☭= Barron Von Biznitch: oh i was close
[18:45] ICEE: 2 of which were physically in australia
[18:45] ICEE: i think thats how the story went
[18:45] ICEE: with westie you have to figure shit out
[18:45] ICEE: he speaks cryptically
[18:45] ICEE: does not go well in love notes though
[18:45] ICEE: he wrote one to this chick back in sophomore year
[18:46] ICEE: and she comes up to me
[18:46] ICEE: "hey do you know who westie is? and what does this mean?"
[18:46] ICEE: and I was like
[18:46] ICEE: "run"
So jcap took his first step ever into /b/ yesterday, shortly after I had finished working on something for the day. I show him my progress and get this:
You heard the man, we're now a game modding community site for furries. Welcome home, Sel.Quote:
[01:18] jcap: [link to long-deleted gay furry porn thread on /b/]
[01:18] jcap: this thread is 4 u
[01:19] p0lar_bear: jcap
[01:19] p0lar_bear: don't make me rage-delete the site.
[01:20] jcap: I've only been browsing the games, sports, and tech sections the past week
[01:20] jcap: never go into /b/
[01:20] jcap: of course I let my curiosity get the best of me and I click
[01:20] jcap: and now I see furries and porn sites
[01:20] p0lar_bear: and you're greeted with your favorite thread
[01:21] jcap: and I jizz in my pants
[01:24] p0lar_bear: so, awesome
[01:24] p0lar_bear: i'm apparently working for gay furry porn
[01:25] p0lar_bear: is this modacity or furaffinity
[01:25] p0lar_bear: i can't tell anymore
[01:25] jcap: furracity
(You know, thinking about it, I really wish I'd get more funny shit to post that doesn't relate to furries somehow...)
Quote:
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Rob.
Cleverbot: What is your quest?
User: I seek the grail!
Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: What do you mean, an African or European swallow?
Cleverbot: African.
User: How do you know so much about swallows?
Cleverbot: Well, you have to know these things if you want to pass the Turing test, you know.
User: :golfclap:
Cleverbot is always so good at quotes.
[Que M00kz Reply]Quote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
Speaking of m00kz, where the fuck is he? I was going to ask him for the source to the Halo TC. If you see him yell at him for me bro.
http://deelekgolo.codebrainshideout....06-22_2040.png
I never thought this would happen in a practicle situation.
I was trolling a mac user's formspring but just... wow...
http://deelekgolo.codebrainshideout....06-22_2045.png
http://deelekgolo.codebrainshideout....06-22_2046.png
Everyone uses more than 2 gigs on macs and Pcs!
THINK OF THE PORN.
Error: penis
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: i just finished mass effect 2
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: aand i i failed hard
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: really hard
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: i boned tali
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: which is a plus
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: but i failed really hard
Error: what
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: lost miranda, legion and thane
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: and i just found out that nobody had to die
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: goddammit
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: oh
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: and the entire crew
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: :FML:
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: it's a lonely old ship the normandy
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: :(
Error: Commodore is pro at video games
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: :(
Error: at least you got laid though
Error: thats one plus
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: yeah
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: but too bad theres nobody left on the ship to boast to
[Muppets]Commodore: Bodzilla: fml
Cobby says (04:15):
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1377/image006bb.jpg
INSANEdrive says (04:15):
that was fast
Cobby says (04:15):
yeah
INSANEdrive says (04:16):
summer +1
Cobby says (04:16):
cobby-0
INSANEdrive says (04:17):
nice boomerang
Cobby says (04:17):
thanks
as you can see it has been used
several times
INSANEdrive says (04:17):
is that what you used for the birds?
Cobby says (04:17):
yeah
you can see the blood on it
INSANEdrive says (04:17):
indeed
- Philip: Sit down.
Lou: Ain't got time for no lecture.
Philip: I said sit down, Lou!
(Lou sits down)
Philip: You know, Will was doing just fine until you showed up. But now that you're back you have responsibilities to him.
Lou: Hey, look, we're still gonna take the trip.
Philip: Oh, bull! BULL!!! Will is not a coat that you hang in the closet, then pick it up when you're ready to wear it. His life goes on. He's not supposed to be here for you! You're supposed to be here for him!
Lou: You get off my back! You think I want this?! IT JUST HAPPENED!!! Now, when Will was a baby, I was scared...
Philip: CUT THE CRAP, ALL RIGHT?! CUT IT! 'Cause I've been there! But I didn't run out of my family. I was there everyday from them, because that's what a man does.
Lou: Fine, Philip! You win. You the man. You a better man than me. You happy? Now, are you gonna tell Will or not?
Philip: I'm not gonna do your dirty work for you.
Lou: Fine. I'll call him from the road.
Philip: Yeah, why don't you do that?
Lou: Yeah, I'll do that.
(Will enters)
Will: Daddy-o! Whazzup?
Lou: Will, man I'm glad your here. Some business came up I gotta have. So, were gonna have to put our trip on hold. You understand right?
Will: Yeah, yeah that's cool.
Lou: Just for a couple weeks.
Will: Mmhm, I understand.
Lou: Maybe a little longer.
Will: Yeah, whatever, whatever.
Lou: Look, I'll call you next week, and we'll ion out the details, okay?
Will: Yeah, yeah.
Lou: It was great seeing you son.
Will: You too, Lou.- Philip: I'm Sorry, Will.
Will: You know what? Actually, this works out better for me. You know, the slimmies of Summer are coming to class right next to now, you know what I'm saying?
Philip: Will, it's all right to be angry.
Will: Hey, why should I be mad? For saying, at least he said good-bye this time. I just wish I hadn't wasted my money buying this stupid present!
Philip: I-I'm sorry. If there was something that I...
Will: Hey, you no what? You ain't got to do nothing, not now, Uncle Phil. You know, it ain't like I'm still 5 years old, you know? It ain't like I'm gonna be sitting up every night asking my mom "When's daddy coming home?", you know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it, too, didn't I, uncle Phil?
Philip: Yeah, you did.
Will: Got through my first date without him, right? I learned how to drive, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him. I had 14 great birthdays without him! He never even sent me a damn card! TO HELL WITH HIM!!! (pauses) I didn't need him then, and I won't need him now.
Philip: Will...
Will: No. You know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him, I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm having me a whole bunch of kids. I'm gonna be a better father than he EVER was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a DAMN THING HE CAN EVER TEACH ME ABOUT HOW LOVE MY KIDS! (long pause) How come he don't want me, man?
The best episode of the best sitcom ever... makes me cry every time I see it.
I don't know why, but I just felt the need to put this here; I know it's not funny, nor is it really random.
[00:59] iJesse: the thing is done
[00:59] iSpartan094: what thing
[00:59] iSpartan094: porn?
[00:59] iGamma: really
[00:59] iGamma: :D
[00:59] iGamma: finally
[00:59] iGamma: took you long enough
[00:59] iSpartan094: oh god
yes i quoted Tennyson. you faggots could do with some sort of education.Quote:
I am a part of all that I have met;
Yet all experience is an arch wherethrough
Gleams that untravelled world, whose margin fades
For ever and for ever when I move.
How dull it is to pause, to make an end,
To rust unburnished, not to shine in use!
As though to breathe were life. Life piled on life
Were all too little, and of one to me
Little remains: but every hour is saved
From that eternal silence, something more,
A bringer of new things; and vile it were
For some three suns to store and hoard myself,
And this grey spirit yearning in desire
To follow knowledge like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of human thought.
[17:23] Ollie: GOOD GOD IT'S HOT HERE
[17:23] Ollie: FUCKING SHIT
[17:23] Ollie: WHY
[17:24] iMod53: BECAUSE WE ORBIT A GIANT BALL OF FIRE
[17:24] iMod53: AIN'T IT NUTS?
[17:24] Ollie: ugh
[17:24] Ollie: your star burns
[17:25] iMod53: well dang, and I'm fresh out of frozen treats that you undoubtedly require
[17:25] Ollie: I already ate half a pint of Ben & Jerry's
[17:25] iMod53: and you only have half of one left, so you're still in kind of a sticky situation
[17:26] iMod53: that's not enough to last the day, you'll surely burn to cinders by the time the day is done
[17:26] Ollie: no
[17:26] Ollie: the other half was last night
[17:26] iMod53: well then
[17:26] iMod53: you're good and fucked now
[17:26] iMod53: nice knowing you
[17:26] Ollie: god help me
[17:26] iMod53: i'ma get my giant fan
SnaFuBAR: in soviet russia, your mother shake earthquake
SnaFuBAR: lol
FRain: !!!
FRain: LOL OMG SIGGED
SnaFuBAR: what can i say, i'm a fucking comedian
YEAH THAT WAS TOTALLY THE FUNNIEST THING SNAF EVER SAID
nah it wasnt, but it was the most recent one, :P
Just go on GBX.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: hey ross
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets.../furry2_01.jpg
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: theres a spy in there somewhere
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: lol
ross: UGH
ross: FUCK
ross: WHY
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: you see him yet?
Phobalic: YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME STARE AT THIS PICTURE
Phobalic: FUCK YOU
Phobalic: I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: no there seriously is
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: it was on the TF2 update log
Phobalic: bullshit
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: you know
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: seriously
Phobalic: I see through you're lies
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: was looking for the things you where saying bout the heavy
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: and found that lol
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: was like
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: aslkhlksaghlkhsag
Phobalic: :S
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: I SEE HIM
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: I SEE HIM
Phobalic: DON'T FUCKING TELL ME
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: see the guy with the pink hat
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: lol
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: you have to find him now
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: lol
Phobalic: holy shit, theres a person dressed as the master chief
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: lol!
Phobalic: on the right, near the top
Phobalic: above a blue furry about 10-15cm from the top right corner
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: I SEE HIM
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: ROFL
Phobalic: fucking lol
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: HE HAS CAT EARS
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: ROFL
Phobalic: lmao
They all looked like stuffed animals
there's a Sonic in there :S
i just love it how their outfit is always smiling and so happy ^___^
but they're dead on the inside.
uly-22-10
8:14 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: sel
8:14 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: its not Flimz
8:14 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: lol
8:14 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: its butters.
8:14 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: Hense budders
8:14 PM - Selentic: wow what the fuck
8:14 PM - Selentic: I thought that was some shitty clan
8:14 PM - Selentic: are you still 12
8:15 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: no
8:15 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: lol
8:15 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: im 15.
8:15 PM - Selentic: oh
8:15 PM - Selentic: cute :>
8:15 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: LOL
8:15 PM - Selentic: what happened to flimz then
8:15 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: He lets me use
8:15 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: his steam
8:15 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: or well
8:15 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: Python lets me use it
8:15 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: LOl
8:15 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: w,e. i just rage gungame
8:15 PM - Selentic: are you cute now
8:15 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: Very.
8:15 PM - Selentic: can I date you
8:16 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: i have a hot girlfriend
8:16 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: ask flimzyy
8:16 PM - Selentic: ok I will ask flimz permission to date you
8:16 PM - Selentic: you cutie
8:16 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: LOL
8:16 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: Homosapianserpant
8:16 PM - Selentic: I'm gay butters
8:16 PM - Selentic: In case you
8:16 PM - Selentic: didn't realize that
8:16 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: LOl
8:16 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: Nig.
8:17 PM - Selentic: would you let me dominate you
8:17 PM - Selentic: butters
8:17 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: LOL
8:17 PM - Selentic: answer the question
8:17 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: No
8:17 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: LOL
8:18 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: ur obviously not gay
8:18 PM - Selentic: would you dominate me?
8:18 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: u fucking douchenigger
8:18 PM - Selentic: butters you wanna play tf2
8:18 PM - Selentic: sometime
8:18 PM - Selentic: to get to know each other better.
8:18 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: l0L
8:18 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: LoL_@s3lentic
8:18 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: Smoke trainwreck
8:18 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: and sour d
8:19 PM - Selentic: what
8:19 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: Ur probably a jahova
8:19 PM - Selentic: I'm agnostic
8:19 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: What?
8:19 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: Does that mean u have downs?
8:19 PM - Selentic: that means I'm gay for you
8:20 PM - Selentic: that's what it mean
8:20 PM - Selentic: s
8:20 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: Well uhmm
8:20 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: Ur a snake
8:20 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: Bye.
8:20 PM - Selentic: bye
8:20 PM - Selentic: nice talking to you again
8:20 PM - Selentic: butters
8:20 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: nuh uh
8:20 PM - Selentic: :(
8:21 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: L0L
8:21 PM - [BUD]DERS | BoNgRip!: p3n island
He's still 12.
I've got a snake
In my pants.
And it shoots poison
.Quote:
Me: Do you think that violence is wrong?
You: Yes, violence is wrong except in self defense.
Me: Agreed, except in self defense. So tell me, how do you think the problems in society should be solved if we should not use violence.
You: Well, I think people should become more active in government and that government should do...(insert whatever it is you want government to do)
Me: So how do you reconcile your objection to violence with your support of government programs since government programs are paid for through taxation which is coersion backed by violence?
You: What? Taxation isn't coersive.
Me: Yes taxation IS coersive since if you do not pay your taxes, you are kidnapped at gun point and thrown in jail and if you attempt to defend yourself against this or escape, you will be shot and killed.
You: But this is a democracy, we choose our own governments.
Me: Being offered the choice between two violent alternatives is not the same as being free to choose. If a store owner gets to choose which mafia he pays protection money to, can it really be argued that he is making a free choice? If a woman can choose between two potential husbands but will be forced to marry one of them, can it really be argued that she is choosing marriage? The only way we can know that people are freely choosing government is if they were given the option to choose not to have a government.
You: Well, there's a social contract that binds people to governments.
Me: There is in fact no such thing as a social contract. Unless they have been granted power of attourney, people cannot justly agree to contracts on behalf of others. If one man has the power to unilaterally impose his will on another and call it a contract, then logically one could rape a woman and call it love making.
You: But I accept the social contract and so do you if you drive on the roads
Me: First of all, your choice to honor a contract does not give you the right to force me to honor it. You can buy a house but you cannot justly force me to pay for it. If you forge my signature, I am not bound to honor the contract. And I have never agreed to any social contract of any kind. Yes, it is true that I use government services but that is irrelevant to the central question of coersion. If a slave accepts a meal from his master, is he thus condoning slavery?
You: No, but you still implicitly accept the contract by continuing to live in the country.
Me: Do you think it would be just for me to create a social contract which states that I can rob anyone in my neighbourhood I want to and by continuing to live in my neighbourhood, they agree to this?
You: Well no but we're talking about governments, not individuals.
Me: Is the government not composed of individuals? Is the government not just a label for a group of individuals who claim the moral right to initiate force against others? A right they define as evil for those they initiate violence against? In other words, if you take away all the individuals in government, do you still have a government?
You: I suppose not but that's all beside the point. You say taxation is violence but I've paid taxes all my life and no one's ever pointed a gun at my head.
Me: Sure and a slave may not be beaten if he obeys his master. The definition of slavery is not to be beaten but by the right to beat. If the slave stays out of fear of violence and conforms to his master's wishes as a direct result of the threat of violence, the situation is still immoral even if no violence actually occurs. Many women are raped with knives to their throats but their throats not being cut doesn't mean it's not rape.
You: True but I still don't accept the premise that the government uses violence to extract taxation from citizens.
Me: All right, is there anything that the government does which you do not agree with? Do you agree for instance with the invasion of Iraq? (if you do agree with the invasion, fill this in with anything the government does that you disagree with. We both know there's gotta be something)
You: No, I think the invasion of Iraq was morally wrong.
Me: You do understand that the war in Iraq was only possible through your tax dollars?
You: Well, to some degree, of course.
Me: If the war in Iraq is morally wrong but only possible because you pay your taxes and your taxes are NOT extracted from you by force, then you are voluntarily funding and enabling that which you call evil. Can you explain why you are doing that?
You: I do that because I am a citizen of this country, if I disagree with the war then I should run for office and try to stop it.
Me: That doesn't follow at all. For instance, if you are against child abuse, would you voluntarily fund an organization dedicated to abusing children?
You: Of course not!
Me: And if you did claim to be against child abuse and you voluntarily funded a group dedicated to abusing children and I said you should stop doing that and you replied that you would not but if someone was against this abusive group, that they should try to infiltrate it and change it to stop abusing children, would that make any sense at all?
You: I guess not.
Me: would you agree that if you were against the war in Iraq but volunteered for the war and agreed to fight without a salary and used your own money to cover your expenses, that your position would be utterly incomprehensible, that you would claim to be against something yet spend enourmous amounts of your time and money supporting it?
You: Yes, that would make little sense.
Me: Thus do you see that your position that the war in Iraq is a moral evil yet you are voluntarily funding it through you taxes makes no sense at all? If the war in Iraq is a moral evil but is only possible through your funding, then continuing to fund it voluntarily is to admit that it is not a moral evil. If you are forced to fund the war in Iraq, then you can maintain that it is a moral evil because it is the initiation of the use of force. However the taxation which is also an initiation of the use of force against you must also be a moral evil because you are forced to fund the initiation of the use of force against others. Thus either taxation IS coersion or you are the worst form of moral hypocrite by voluntarily funding that which you call evil. Does that make sense?
You: I can certainly see that position...
Me: Can you find any logical flaws in my position?
You: No but I still think that you're wrong.
Me: Then I'm glad I just copy pasted this rather than debating directly because after all, life is too short to waste time arguing with fools...
Wait were you arguing with yourself?
you need to check out sovereignty bro
also his guy.
That argument sounds like something Socrates would say, and Socrates was an antagonistic troll famous for his technically valid but still unsound arguments. I'm irritated to have read that.
^ and so were his students. Not to mention elitist.
The argument and logic is both sound. The only things that could be knocked down is the exaggeration. Point being Taxing is violence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
Also, bod, that's an interesting youtube video.
Valid: each conclusion logically follows from the premises.
Sound: the premises are true.
What Socrates was good at was making premises that sound true but aren't necessarily so. The same is true of the above argument. The premises are not true. It's valid, but not sound. Taxation is not violence. That's the most irritatingly antagonistic and obtuse statement I've heard all week.
Last word I'm gonna put in on the subject, at the risk of derailing the thread: taking a viewpoint to one extreme or another tends to be a bad thing. Not that I'm for raising taxes, but our society could not function as we know it without them, and calling taxes a form of violent oppression is just exactly the same kind of extremist fear-mongering that Glenn Beck is so good at.
Now: Keep the fucking political discussions out of qfr, kthx.
Finally a quote from me not involving furries (except for the fact that I'm talking to jcap):
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[21:45] jcap: wow, nice CSS job
...
[21:48] jcap: my god what the fuck
[21:48] jcap: why DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
[21:48] p0lar_bear: ?
[21:48] jcap: padding: {vb:math {vb:math 72 - {vb:math 2 * {vb:math {vb:stylevar small_fontSize} * {vb:stylevar line_height}}}} / 2} {vb:math {vb:stylevar padding} / 2}; /* (height of thumbnail - 2x line height) / 2 */
[21:48] p0lar_bear: hahahahahah
[21:48] p0lar_bear: read the comment
[21:48] p0lar_bear: that's the logic behind the math
[21:48] jcap: why :|
...boring serious-face explanation...
[21:54] jcap: I will rape your eye socket
[21:54] p0lar_bear: just leave the confusing math shit to me ok
[21:54] p0lar_bear: i have no issue reading that
[21:55] p0lar_bear: u just mad that i took the time to learn vbullshit's confusing crap instead of petitioning a ban on VB4 :realsmug:
[21:55] p0lar_bear: umadbro?
[21:55] p0lar_bear: umadbro
[21:56] jcap: so mad
Ok that math makes no sense to me...
It's not political, it's ideological.Quote:
Now: Keep the fucking political discussions out of qfr, kthx.
but its not funny, and validating everything that isnt funny as "random" is kind of bullshit. so yeah, more funny:
we were discussing morrowind
Quote:
[00:38] Moses.☢☣☠: u ever wonder why the guilds dont assist the guards whenever they're getting their asses handed to them by your level 30 over powered 1 hit kill bastard of a sword?
[00:38] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: yeah
[00:38] Moses.☢☣☠: it's funny
[00:38] Moses.☢☣☠: i mean
[00:38] Moses.☢☣☠: i kinda understand the mages guild
[00:38] Moses.☢☣☠: but fuck
[00:39] Moses.☢☣☠: the FIGHTERS guild?
[00:39] =☭= Señor Buñuelo: lol theyre wusses
[00:39] Moses.☢☣☠: oh hey, look out the window. that guy's got a huge bounty on his head for killing vivec and taking his "unique dwemer artifect"
[00:39] Moses.☢☣☠: shouldnt we go after him?
[00:39] Moses.☢☣☠: yea we should
[00:39] Moses.☢☣☠: WELL THEN LETS GO
[00:40] Moses.☢☣☠: i dont know how to go out of this worldspace
[00:40] Moses.☢☣☠: D:
I actually lol'd at that. Now I wish I could hear what AI were thinking all the time,Quote:
Originally Posted by Donut
these quotes rock, guys
What's with this sudden influx of new members?
I dunno. I'm scared. D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
The ban of a lot of older members.
i didnt even know this guy was on my friends list :raise:Quote:
[01:34] GRUNTS.yoko_shader: r u a glazed donut
[01:34] GRUNTS.yoko_shader: =o
[01:35] GRUNTS.yoko_shader: or r u one of those types that are covered in that powder stuff and has that jelly inside it
[01:35] Donut: you know its 1:30 in the morning
[01:35] Donut: dont you
[01:35] GRUNTS.yoko_shader: yes =D
[01:36] GRUNTS.yoko_shader: wait
[01:36] GRUNTS.yoko_shader: no sir
[01:36] GRUNTS.yoko_shader: its 1:36
[01:36] Donut: oh good
[01:36] Donut: even later
[01:36] Donut: so why
[01:36] Donut: have you come knocking at my door
[01:36] Donut: at 1:36 in the morning
[01:36] GRUNTS.yoko_shader: i needed some donuts
[01:37] Donut: typically door to door salesmen try to keep their potential customers happy by knocking on the door at a more reasonable hour, say, when the sun isnt shining on the opposite side of the earth
[01:37] GRUNTS.yoko_shader: wat if i use a flashlight
[01:38] GRUNTS.yoko_shader: do i get donuts then?
[01:38] Donut: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU HIPPY
[01:38] GRUNTS.yoko_shader: D=
[01:38] * GRUNTS.yoko_shader starts crying and runs away
[01:38] * Donut closes door
.Quote:
[22:38] Ollie: "i remember seeing a car load of dudes at a stop light, yelling at a woman who was also at the red light with me
i guess they were trying to subvert the whole "dudes yelling crude shit from cars" thing
so they were like "HEY, HEY, WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?"
"uh... english?"
"NICE. I RESPECT THAT. I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU TO A CAFE, DISCUSS LITERATURE."
"YEAH YOU SEEM LIKE AN INTELLIGENT GIRL WITH GOOD FASHION SENSE"
"I'D INTRODUCE YOU TO MY MOTHER"
then they drove off
she was bewildered
i couldn't breath"
^
That is gold.
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Originally Posted by ICEE
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Originally Posted by Llama Juice
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Originally Posted by ICEE
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Originally Posted by Llama Juice
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Dwood
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dwood
http://forums.combatexpertsclan.com/Quote:
ganon: im looking at some threads
ganon: especially off topic
ganon: these people are fucking retarded
(AoG) Rook: modacity: the forum
:) indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
Also a few days after that
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Originally Posted by paladin
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Originally Posted by Reaper Man
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Originally Posted by ICEE
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Originally Posted by Llama Juice
There is so much genius on battle.net forams.
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/to...4941769?page=1
Quote:
Originally Posted by THE DIARY OF A SUPPLY DEPOT
I said this to Sever over Live, and he demanded that I post it here.
Ironically, I don't actually remember what he said to provoke that response.Quote:
Originally Posted by Me
yaQuote:
<Rentafence> my neighbors house burnt down today
<DEElekgolo> you should give them a glass of water.
<Rentafence> her dog died in the fire
<DEElekgolo> and a chew toy
<Rentafence> ol
bahaha that's horrible
quoting yourself only makes you lamer.
Please lengthen your FACE to at least 1 characters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
.Quote:
bodzilla says:
sorry bout that
Terrence says:
?
bodzilla says:
the whole ranga thing
i know you guys are depressed
i mean who wouldn't be
having to be a wranger
but i'm not racist against your people
i just want it on the record
Terrence says:
brb putting it on record
bodzilla says:
good
when an employee asks me
"do you have any problems working with ethinic minority's?"
i can say "no sir, i have it on record taht while i dont like wrangers at all i'm socially tolerant of their behaviour"
and he'll say
"wow thats really tolerant!"
and i'll get the jogb
as the best guy in the universe
position filled
Terrence says:
you're a fucking paragon of humanity man
bodzilla says:
by bodie
man i know
the best
:downsgun:Quote:
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: lol
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: i just hate terran
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: cause only bad people play em
-=AWOL=- Icarus: then why you loose???
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: cause bad people play em
-=AWOL=- Icarus: so you're badder???
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: nope
-=AWOL=- Icarus: then why you loose???
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: cause i'm just too wykd dyk for them
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: and my fresh fly moves rip their face off
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: syk*
-=AWOL=- Icarus: then
-=AWOL=- Icarus: why
-=AWOL=- Icarus: you
-=AWOL=- Icarus: loose
-=AWOL=- Icarus: ??
-=AWOL=- Icarus: ?
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: cause you touch yourself at night
admit it n00b.
People who play Terran aren't bad players, they're just boring players. They never want to try something new, never want to use any other units other than marines/marauders or siege tanks if you remember to click the "advanced" tab on your build list.
Terran pride.
And being a new Terran player, I typically do something different every game.
Might be why I always lose, but hey. I just find Terran to be the most relatable race, with the most relaxing music. The other races just don't aesthetically appeal to me.
whats not to love about a hydraslist running on a thing that devours the landscape and drooling everywhere.
you play a fantasy game and choose the human.
*sigh*
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Originally Posted by ExAm
That will all wear off and you'll realise you've wasted so much effort learning to play a race that is so incredibly boring it actually rivals Final Fantasy XIII for worlds biggest waste of time.
FOR THE SWARM.
Says the ex-runescape subscriber.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobias
oh burn
I was speaking from experience with colossal wastes of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
My friend was watching Crank 2 and commenting on it as he went:
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[21:37] Ollie: RUDE TITTY COUNT: 2
[21:37] Ollie: (or, 4, I guess)
[21:38] iMod53: every time you say RUDE TITTIES
[21:38] iMod53: i always think of titties interrupting someting important
[21:38] Ollie: Crank 2: Where else can you see an asian whore hit a fat man in the dick with a unicycle?
[21:39] iMod53: lol
[21:40] Ollie: See
[21:40] Ollie: These titties don't count as rude
[21:41] Ollie: because they were expected by being inside a strip club
[21:41] iMod53: heh
[21:41] iMod53: it's just the situation i imagine whenever that phrase comes up
[21:41] Ollie: it all depends on the calibre and general tittyness of titties
there needs to be titties of a certain tittiness for them to be considered "rude"
porn is a conundrum because it is where titties are expected.
Horror films, you get titties but usually it's hard to predict JUST WHEN you're getting titties. Like the girl is running and a tree grabs her clothing and you're like oh man titties in 3 2 1. But no, titties do not come, she shakes off the fresh tree and continues to get stabbed in the ear 12 times. Your titty radar is temporarily disabled. You no longer expect titties. The killer wipes his blade as he walks off. Then suddenly the next scene is just a straight up pair of titties as the cheerleader talks to her squad in the locker room. bam. Rude titties
Porn falls into the limbo between rude titties and polite titties.
I dubbed this area the "temporary amiable titty zone" a while back when i did my thesis on Contemporary Titties in Culture and Their Effects on Titty Radars, Titty Expectancy, and Titty-To-Anti-Titty Ratios.
[21:42] iMod53: a posh man and his wife are sitting in their living room at fireside, enjoying a pipe and a book, respectively, when all of a sudden a naked whore falls down their chimeny, dusts herself off, and exits
[21:42] iMod53: RUDE
[21:42] iMod53: TITTIES
[21:42] iMod53: quite rude
[21:42] Ollie: I go by the definition I just pasted there
[21:43] iMod53: i can see no situation in which that explanation would justify calling them "rude"
[21:43] iMod53: it just doesn't fit the definition
[21:44] iMod53: more like pleasant surprise titties
[21:44] Ollie: 9. violent or tempestuous, as the waves.
[21:45] iMod53: i ton't get how they are violent and tempestuous
[21:45] Ollie: it's the sudden shock of them
[21:45] Ollie: Rude titties are any pair of titties that shows up completely unexpected
[21:45] iMod53: but it is a positive shock
[21:45] Ollie: I never said it wasn't
[21:45] iMod53: would you EVER suddenly see titties and think "Oh fuck! I did NOT want to see titties right now!"
[21:46] Ollie: Well, if I'm at the olive garden with my grandparents
[21:46] iMod53: of course
[21:46] iMod53: but you're not
[21:46] iMod53: your'e watching an R-rated movie
[21:46] iMod53: in the olive garden scenario
[21:46] Ollie: I think this is just a phrase you're going to have to accept
[21:46] iMod53: you are trying to enjoy a meal with your elderly relatives
[21:46] Ollie: it's passed into memehood
[21:47] iMod53: hence, titties are interrupting your relaxed meal, and therefore are being rude
[21:47] iMod53: I CAN STILL REBEL
Someone was complaining about how games are getting harder:
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The easiest way to get over games being 'too easy' is to play multiplayer games online.
Left4Dead2 campaign? Easy.
Left4Dead2 Versus? Muahahahahahahaa.
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siliconmaster482 1:13 am
(1:13:55 AM): only 2 more lightmaps to go
(1:13:56 AM): ^_^
(1:14:06 AM): though each one is going to be a total pain
Snafubar 1:14 am
(1:14:43 AM): yayyyy
siliconmaster482 1:14 am
(1:14:53 AM): 16 and 19
(1:14:57 AM): that's all that's left
(1:15:00 AM): but ugh
siliconmaster482 1:15 am
(1:15:06 AM): each one is almost an entire base
(1:15:10 AM): in one uv unwrap
(1:15:13 AM): total pain in my ass
(1:15:18 AM): want to help me unwrap some uvs?
(1:15:19 AM): :-P
Snafubar 1:15 am
(1:15:38 AM): -neck extend- NOPE.
siliconmaster482 1:15 am
(1:15:49 AM): lmao
(1:15:55 AM): epic response
Snafubar 1:16 am
(1:16:05 AM): : D
"I would say that was the cavalry but I've never seen a line of horses crash into the battlefield from outer space before."
I don't even know why I'm friends with half of the people I have on facebook. I cut it down from about 200 to 40 last week but it looks like I didn't get everyone.Quote:
[redacted] i wish i had something cool and philiophical to post but right now im dry