tl;dr (well, not all of it)
W... t... f...
e: @Bodzilla (previous page): According to the results of this poll, n00b1n8r would be correct with his asserting that "faggot" does in fact have two g's (despite what, say, the Firefox dictionary says).
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tl;dr (well, not all of it)
W... t... f...
e: @Bodzilla (previous page): According to the results of this poll, n00b1n8r would be correct with his asserting that "faggot" does in fact have two g's (despite what, say, the Firefox dictionary says).
now who's to say that i didnt spell it incorrectly on purpose to make faggot even more faggotory?
[09:07] The Real Ziz Lady: whats this buisness
[09:07] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: what
[09:07] The Real Ziz Lady: you got some splaining to do
[09:07] The Real Ziz Lady: nigga
[09:07] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: wat
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: Emmzee, Serving detention
Last activity, december 11th 2008 03:29pm
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: splain urself
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: oh yeah
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i got some email
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: someone added me as a "friend" or whatever
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: lol
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: and i was like lolwut
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: so i went and logged in and wasnt banned
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: derp
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: derp derp derp
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: i thought FUCK THAT SHIT
[09:08] I <3 KITTIES & PONIES: and logged out
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: derp derp derp
[09:08] The Real Ziz Lady: derp derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp
@blind
lol wtf bbq
[23:11:39] Water Of Gaia: nathan is so awesom
[23:11:43] - PlasbianX -: o.O
[23:11:52] Water Of Gaia: were gonna have a problam though
[23:11:59] - PlasbianX -: wat
[23:12:01] Water Of Gaia: he told me he's a catcher
[23:12:32] - PlasbianX -: DO
[23:12:33] - PlasbianX -: NOT
[23:12:34] - PlasbianX -: WANT
[23:12:35] - PlasbianX -: TO
[23:12:35] - PlasbianX -: KNOW
[23:12:40] Water Of Gaia: im a catcher
[23:12:46] - PlasbianX -: I SAID
[23:12:48] - PlasbianX -: DO NOT WANT
[23:12:49] Water Of Gaia: allen what do I do
[23:12:59] - PlasbianX -: U get a big black 2 sided dildo
[23:13:03] - PlasbianX -: and do like lesbians do.
[23:13:05] - PlasbianX -: and
[23:13:09] - PlasbianX -: DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.
From the bangin' Modacity IRC
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/5444/picture275aw1.png
TeeKup> Wakeboy1337: She's a 4chaner, you wont scare her.
<TeeKup> Wow
<Haruhi> haha.
<Haruhi> in other words we've seen her nudes
<Haruhi> so
<Haruhi> welp
<Shdwsnipa> watch her be like, yellowchan or something
<Haruhi> also, l4d
<Haruhi> maybe in
<TeeKup> You have
<TeeKup> I haven't
<TeeKup> I only go there for the Yaoi
<Shdwsnipa> k, added
<Haruhi> thats gross babe
<Haruhi> heh
<TeeKup> I know love
[23:41] Dane: i hate running apps
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i never have problems with it
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ever
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ever ever
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Steam used to be shit
[23:41] Dane: yeah but its just that extra bit of memory sitting htere
[23:41] Dane: doing nothing
[23:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: now it's really really good
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: dane, it wouldnt be much more then X fire tbh
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's not exactly resource intensive.
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: also
[23:42] Dane: mm
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you'd max out all the OJ box games anyway
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i do
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and your card is better then mine.. i think>?
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i dunno i think my GTX still beats your 9800GT
[23:42] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but what ever
[23:42] Dane: dunn but i run crysis and dead space sexy sexy
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you'll still max it out\
[23:43] Dane: also i got deadspace for christmas
[23:43] Dane: fuck EA
[23:43] Dane: buyt DAM ITS A GOOD GAME
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: DANE YOU FOOL
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Dead space is about to come on steam
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: with NO DRM
[23:43] Dane: i havent had any probs with it though
[23:43] Dane: eh
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: no securom
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ARRRRRRGGGHHHH
[23:43] Dane: i havent noticed any drm
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: dane
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's there.
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's hidden
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: thats why there getting sued
[23:43] Dane: nah i have spybot on here
[23:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: because it is actually using your processo
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: without your concent
[23:44] Dane: spybot never detected shit trying to add anything to the registry
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: to do something illegal
[23:44] Dane: thign is the drm onl gets installed
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Dane
[23:44] Dane: when you install the EA download manager
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: are you stupid
[23:44] Dane: which i didnt
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ?
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: yes or no dane
[23:44] Dane: Ea putthe drm in ht eea download manager which comes iwht hte ea games
[23:44] Dane: whihc i didnt install
[23:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: DAAAAMMM SON
[23:44] Dane: ive installed hte game like
[23:44] Dane: 6 times
[23:44] Dane: when it said only 3
http://codebloo.net/stuff/picard-headesk.jpg
what else can you say to that.
FREAKING FANBOYS
[23:49] AoO Aero RMP (K-A) TCS SC: kuz while I say Im 18 male in high shcool you have no proof of thes and I could acculy be a 37 year old pervert looking for some litle kid to mulest
[23:52] DARK the cuban: ;O
[23:52] DARK the cuban: UR A 37 YEAR OLD PERV
[23:52] AoO Aero RMP (K-A) TCS SC: for all you know yes
[23:54] DARK the cuban: ;o
[23:54] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:54] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:54] DARK the cuban: :O
:
:O
[23:54] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:55] AoO Aero RMP (K-A) TCS SC: you have no proof to say otherwords other then what I tell you
[23:55] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:55] DARK the cuban: mb
[23:55] DARK the cuban: your 47
[23:55] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:55] DARK the cuban: mb
[23:55] DARK the cuban: im a 57 year old perv
[23:55] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:56] DARK the cuban: mb slimp is too
[23:56] AoO Aero RMP (K-A) TCS SC: exackly you have nuthing other then words to go on and sents tolk is cheep and easly faked
[23:57] DARK the cuban: :O
[23:57] DARK the cuban: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:57] DARK the cuban: everyone ia a 67 year old perv
[23:57] DARK the cuban: i got to hide
[23:58] AoO Aero RMP (K-A) TCS SC: lol that would make you a 67 your old perv
[23:58] DARK the cuban: im a 77 year old perv
[23:59] DARK the cuban: D:
Steam increases your ping in all the non-steam games that are run through it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
I enjoy the quotes from #gbh the most.
False.Quote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
My ping was at least 100ms higher in all the online games i started via steam, after switching from my steam shortcut to my desktop shortcut and back again a few times I've basically confirmed this. It's something to do with adding the steam community overlay, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by StankBacon
I paly DoW and CE through steam and don't get a noticeable difference (if you can't cope with a change in 100 from your ~50, you need to get out).
when it means a change of 100 from my usual 100 I end up getting autokicked by a lot of servers :|Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
Play on less shit servers?
I manage to find plenty of yank servers to play with your lot and not get kicked for my 3/400 ping
Ping is an issue for me, believe it or not. I prefer to keep it as low as possible kthx :|
Oh right, 1 way internet pwnd :haw:
shit's old news dawg. i got (relatively) good nets now.
I have a new siggy. :awesome:Quote:
heathenhero: but atm
heathenhero: I am fapping
heathenhero: so bbs
An Angry Mudkip: *facepalm*
sometimes i look up at the sky when i'm outside, and i freak out so much that i have to get to something solid to hang on to immediately, or else i feel like i will fall into the sky
it's really fucking scary
This is what drugs do to you kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by blind
I don't do drugs, I do women.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xetsuei
Quote:
bri, says:
naww b
ya see me and mah hawmz we be chillin here and omfgg we is like wooooo!
the night didnt start out like that though nigguh ya see we was like omg, and then i saw like a muhfuckin elephant in my bathroom and i was like duude muhfuckah wtf? and hes all like yo suck on mah big elephant dick and i was like dude no dude and he was like but i need it! and i was like brah thats date rape brah. and omfg i made a taco with a fuckin luckey charms dude
dotQuote:
Originally Posted by 4chan
hahah
ØÐX: 6:16 for me, or 4:16 for you which is the time for me now
ØÐX: I might be at dinner though, I should be on quickly though
ØÐX: Unless I get obsessed with Left 4 Dead's VS's mode
ØÐX: I'll stop talking now and wait 2 hours
Index of /: lol
Index of /: its at 4:
Index of /: 6
Index of /: for you
ØÐX: 1 hour and 43 minutes
Index of /: :|
Index of /: how did you do that
ØÐX: GEOMETRY
Index of /: lawl
ØÐX: ...IS USELESSS SHIT
Index of /: yes.
ØÐX: Here, give me a picture of a quadrilateral
ØÐX: and I'll try to prove it's a paralellogram xD
Index of /: mmm
Index of /: how to make that
Index of /: oh
Index of /: lol
Index of /: xD
Index of /: it is a parralellogram
ØÐX: That is what it fucking is
Index of /: >_>
Index of /: all quadrilaterals are parrallelograms
Index of /: >_>
Index of /: well
ØÐX: No
Index of /: all squares
Index of /: all squares, rectangles
Index of /: are parallellograms
ØÐX: Isn't a quadrilateral just a 4 sided shape?
Index of /: yeah
Index of /: sorry
Index of /: forgot
Index of /: geometry was 2 yrs ago
Index of /: so
Index of /: >_>
ØÐX: Trapazoids aren't paralellograms
Index of /: i mean we still do some
ØÐX: But they're quadrilaterals
ØÐX: You catch mah drift?
Index of /: yse
ØÐX: I'm terrible at Geomtry
ØÐX: Geometry*
ØÐX: Like, 2nd worst in my class haha
Index of /: 1st worth beign your mom
ØÐX: No
ØÐX: No...
ØÐX: Now I can't put this in the quote thread
ØÐX: Damn it Frain
ØÐX: Immature prick
Index of /: 1st worse being your mom
Index of /: :)
Index of /: its going in the quote thread regardless
ØÐX: I'm leaking your shit shit maps with shit hiwa- Oh hai
ØÐX: I didn't say anything
Index of /: lfamo
Index of /: lmfao
ØÐX: It's a beuatiufl day
Index of /: LOL
ØÐX: ...fuck
E: FRAIN YOU WANKER, AT LEAST MINE WAS IN SPOILER TAGS!
lmao thats great
Every once in a while I peruse the Flat Earth Society forums for a few good laughs.
The following was posted in response to a person stating that the Flat Earth accelerates "up" (causing the illusion of gravity). Enjoy.
That guy has got to be a troll. roflQuote:
Please do not use "up". The correct terminology is "dark uption", although many physics texts will refer to "up", it is now widely recognised that "up" is simply our observation of "dark uption". "Up" and "dark uption" are not the same thing, as all physicists, even yourself, will agree.
If you want to experience dark uption, tilt your head back. Note that observers in the southern hemisphere will tilt their head back and experience negative dark uption, although it will still be "up". This is a (school) textbook way of clarifying the difference between "up" and "dark uption".
Protip: Flat Earth Society has always been a troll group. :eng101:
I was bored and rob's post got me thinking.
Basically, if we accept flat earth's theory of "gravity" (gravity isn't gravity, but rather is caused by the acceleration of the earth) and the biblical theory that the earth is ~6000 years old, earth is currently moving at more than 23 times the speed of light.
bored bored bored bored
we'd have to be accelerating constantly, or our speed would eventually equal the earth's, and gravity would become almost nonexistant.
That's what the equation assumed. (fuck just realised i stuffed up the calculations first time round.. didn't think it was fast enough)
a = 9.8 m/s/s
c = 299,792,458 m/s
t = 305,910,675 s or 9.70 years
6,000/9.7 = 618.56
we're travelling at approximately 619 times the speed of light. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-science.gif
Which means all of us are now infinitely massive. No more "Yo momma so fat" jokes for us :(
I talked to Michael Jackson :D
Ok so I decided to randomly spam peoples chat boxes with the first verse of Journey and see who would do a duet at random, so far only had one guy actually do it right:
Henchmen #21: JUST A CITY BOY!
Henchmen #21: BORN AND RAISE DIN SOUTH DETROIT!
Henchmen #21: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN ANYWHERE!
Higuy™: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
Higuy™: DORN A ND RAISED DIN A LONLEY WORLD
Higuy™: SHE TOOK THE TRIAL GOIN ANYWHERE
Henchmen #21: LOL WHAT
Higuy™: SHIT I SAID TRIAL
Henchmen #21: YOU SUCK AT SPELLING GO DIE
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: hey man
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: wazzup
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: you you there man
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: he is still asleep how are you
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: this the Mumzie?
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: me mum
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: sup mumbo
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: not much whts up with you
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: nm.
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: ok
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: tell him wakey wakey or you'll pull his snakey for me will ya :)
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: lmfao
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: wus up
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: dat Da Nigga?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ..
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: .
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: .
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: .
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: na only the mumzy
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: >:(
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: lo0l
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: this seems a bit suspiciousmousness for a mumzy
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: it is a little old mumzy
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: suspiciousness indeed
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: indeed
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: wass up
suspiciousmousness indeed.
On the subject of Blumpkins
"COULD YOU IMAGINE 69ING SOMEONE THEN JUST SEEING THIS BROWN MASS..."
followed by the rest of the XBL party going "EEUUUGHH!!"
Jesus christ dane did a furry kill your entire family with a chainsaw when you were six years old? cut it out already.
no he just caught the tweek and turns into a self righteous fucking dickhead when the moons full.
*lol-induced aneurysm*Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
i stopped saving stuff in .txts after i turned on chatlogs, so this stuff is all really old
E: holy shit i just found this little gem
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: n00b kickign around?
Elmo the Emo Emperor: nope
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: dam
Elmo the Emo Emperor: arn't i good enough for you?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: well would you look at furry porn with me?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: thought not
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: n00bs totally down for that shit
he stopped talking to me D:
<:mad:>
Poor Elmo. :(
[22:11] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you still got all that stuff
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: why am i asking
[22:12] Tara: i think so
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: of course you do you kinky little minx haha
[22:12] Tara: lol
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i remember beau came to school one day
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: with welts on his back
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i fucking lol'd
[22:13] Tara: omg i remember that i think, but i think it was scratching
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i c
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oh sigh
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you know any cool kinky chicks babe
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i need one tbh
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: been house bound too long though hey
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: barely know anyone
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: c'mon
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: make with the names Biatch
[22:13] Tara: trying to think
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: >: D
[22:14] Tara: but the only cool kinky babe i know is me :D
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oh snap
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oi
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: personal question
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: what gear did you actually have?
[22:14] Tara: shoot
[22:15] Tara: ummmm
[22:15] Tara: now or then/
[22:15] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: both
[22:15] Tara: then it was jus handcuffs and little whip
[22:15] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oh i c
[22:15] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: no outfits?
[22:16] Tara: now
*handcuffs
*big whip
*blindfolds
*2 outfits (complete with fishnet stcokings)
[22:16] Tara: *feather tickler
[22:16] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: awesome
[22:16] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: where do i buy women like you
[22:16] Tara: *gag tie
[22:16] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: really?
[22:16] Tara: thats it
[22:17] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: quiet an impressive arsonal my babe
[22:17] Tara: still growing
[22:17] Tara: im not bought, im made
[22:18] Tara: brb
[22:18] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: sigh
goddammit.
i want one.
fucking nostalgia. and to top it off, she used to give fucking wicked head rubs D:
K23Kid: ohai
Mister Salty •̪●: http://fmylife.com
K23Kid: no
K23Kid: i bet its pr0nz0rz
Mister Salty •̪●: no
Mister Salty •̪●: its funny
Mister Salty •̪●: this is porns
Mister Salty •̪●: www.pornhub.com
K23Kid: :D
Spoken like a true poet!Quote:
The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place.
15 more days...
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: When I had problems with H2V I kept getting asked if I was sure it was vista compatible .
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: that's from M$ customer support :v:
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Rofl
psst zilla, I got that quote from here. :ssh:
And yet,Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
Quote:
roboplawar (12:32:52 AM): In the software biz, there are three types of people
roboplawar (12:33:24 AM): there are the people who know that management has no clue and take advantage of that, so they work long hours and get paid lots of money and don't do much work
roboplawar (12:33:58 AM): then there are the people who know management has no clue so they work three times as hard and manage to hack out working code that isn't perfect in order to meet their deadline
roboplawar (12:34:26 AM): then there are the people who know management has no clue, but they don't care, and somehow manage to produce astonishing products on time and make us all look bad
roboplawar (12:34:43 AM): oh fuck
roboplawar (12:34:49 AM): I just realized I'm talking to a manager
(12:24:13 AM) huerosam: my cat smells terrible he literally smells like shit and he wont leave
<DoctorRiff> well anyway, this drill sarge gets everyone lined up, and starts yelling at all the recruits, like how they do
<DoctorRiff> and he was over to the left of the line, when someone way off in the right yells "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!"
<DoctorRiff> and the drill sarge yells "WHO SAID THAT?!" and goes over and starts yelling at the right of the line
<DoctorRiff> then someone at the left of the line says "PATRICK HENRY YOU FOOL!"
<DoctorRiff> according to my dad's friend, it was worth all the extra jogging and military-type training they had to do
<@Ninja_Life> Shut up
<+Kyon> You frist.
<+Kyon> Fagogt.
<+Agent_Kurosawa> nooo, not frist
<@Ninja_Life> I fristed your mom last night
<+Kyon> http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...t-supaburn.gif
<+Agent_Kurosawa> lookit dat nigga burn
.Quote:
[18:43] mass123123123: Dude, I'm tripping Balls.
[18:43] imod53: luuuuuul
[18:44] mass123123123: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSH
[18:44] mass123123123: I feel
[18:44] mass123123123: FAST
[18:44] imod53: wtf are you taking
[18:44] mass123123123: AND
[18:44] mass123123123: ORANGE
Mass should stop the drugs.
He spams everybody to let them know when he's high.Quote:
mass123123123 (7:41:31 PM): Dude
mass123123123 (7:41:37 PM): I'm tripping balls
Heh, I bet half the time he isn't high at all, and just wants the attention. :U
The three quotes I program by:
"It is never the machine; it is always you,"
"Never brute force a problem," -Austin (friend of mine that goes to WPI)
"Just think about it, if you eliminate 10 seconds off the execution, and if 6 million people use the program, that is 10 million seconds, that's 115 days of productivity regained!" -Steve Jobs talking to Wozniak (not verbatim but you get the idea)
Evil_Sarah: Hi.
VictimX13: Hi.
Evil_Sarah: My name is Sarah
Evil_Sarah: What's yours?
VictimX13: ******
Evil_Sarah: Nice to meet you ******
VictimX13: do I know you?
Evil_Sarah: Oh. No. But I'm in the same chat room as you right now.
VictimX13: Adoption:1 ?
Evil_Sarah: Yeah.
VictimX13: oh I see you there
VictimX13: why aren't you saying much?
Evil_Sarah: I don't want to draw a lot of attention to myself.
VictimX13: LOL. ok
Evil_Sarah: so do you come here a lot?
VictimX13: sometimes. My husband and I are trying to adopt.
Evil_Sarah: Yeah, I know. I saw you talking about it.
Evil_Sarah: Are you having any luck?
VictimX13: Yes and no. It's a long process.
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. Tell me about it.
Evil_Sarah: So uhhh…You a cop?
VictimX13: What do you mean?
Evil_Sarah: Are you a cop?
VictimX13: no
Evil_Sarah: You work for cops?
VictimX13: why do you want to know that?
Evil_Sarah: Got any family members that are cops?
VictimX13: No. why are you asking me this?
Evil_Sarah: Say it.
VictimX13: Say what
Evil_Sarah: Say that you don't work for the cops.
VictimX13: I don't work for cops.
Evil_Sarah: Ok.
VictimX13: why did you ask that
Evil_Sarah: Sorry.
Evil_Sarah: I had to get that out of the way before I talk business with you.
VictimX13: business?
Evil_Sarah: Do you want to buy a kid?
VictimX13: buy?
Evil_Sarah: Is ther an echo in here? Yeah, buy.
Evil_Sarah: Do you want to buy a little kid? I have two of them.
VictimX13: You have two kids?
VictimX13: Are they yours?
Evil_Sarah: They are now.
Evil_Sarah: I got them from the mall.
VictimX13: LOL. What kind of mall sells kids?
Evil_Sarah: No, you fucking moron. I was at the mall today and I took them.
Evil_Sarah: They were standing out front of a pet store looking at the dogs and I nabbed them.
Evil_Sarah: Now I want to sell them.
Evil_Sarah: Are you interested or not? Don't waste my time.
Evil_Sarah: Hello?
Evil_Sarah: Are you there?
VictimX13: That's not funny
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. No shit it isn't funny. I have to get rid of these two kids quick.
VictimX13: how much are you selling them for
Evil_Sarah: I don't know. Make me an offer.
VictimX13: are you pulling my leg. This isn't very funny.
Evil_Sarah: I'm not joking. This is for real.
VictimX13: how about 20 dollars?
Evil_Sarah: What? Quit screwing around. I'm serious.
Evil_Sarah: These are two perfectly good kids.
Evil_Sarah: A little boy and a little girl.
Evil_Sarah: One's about 2 and the other's about 6.
VictimX13: Ok. 3o dollars.
Evil_Sarah: Do you have any idea what a perfectly healthy white baby goes for these days?
VictimX13: no
Evil_Sarah: I want AT LEAST 200 bucks for them!
VictimX13: ok.
Evil_Sarah: Ok. Say it
VictimX13: Say what
Evil_Sarah: Say you'll pay me 200 dollars for these two kids.
VictimX13: no
VictimX13: I don't think so
Evil_Sarah: SAY IT RIGHT NOW!
Evil_Sarah: Or I'll kill them both!
Evil_Sarah: I'm not fucking around! This is serious!
Evil_Sarah: I'll cut off their ears and mail them to you!
VictimX13: Ok. I'll give you 200 dollars
Evil_Sarah: For what?
VictimX13: for the two kids.
Evil_Sarah: You want to buy my two kids?
VictimX13: Yes. I want to buy your two kids!
Evil_Sarah: Ok
Evil_Sarah: How much?
VictimX13: For 200 dollars.
VictimX13: allright?
Evil_Sarah: I don't know let me think about it.
VictimX13: are you there
Evil_Sarah: <<has logged out>
----------THE NEXT DAY----------
Evil_Sarah: Hey, remember me?
Evil_Sarah: Hey are you there?
VictimX13: hi.
Evil_Sarah: Boy, are you dumb.
Evil_Sarah: Now you're fucked.
VictimX13: what
Evil_Sarah: Did you save that conversation we had yesterday?
VictimX13: No why?
Evil_Sarah: I did.
VictimX13: good for you.
Evil_Sarah: I sent it to the FBI.
VictimX13: what?
Evil_Sarah: Check it out. Here's what I sent to them:
Evil_Sarah:
VictimX13: My name is ******
Evil_Sarah: Nice to meet you ******
VictimX13: Adoption:1 ?
Evil_Sarah: Yeah.
VictimX13: I see you there
VictimX13: I don't work for cops.
VictimX13: allright
VictimX13: buy?
Evil_Sarah: buy a little kid?
VictimX13: LOL. What kind of mall sells kids?
VictimX13: That's not funny
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. No shit it isn't funny.
VictimX13: how much are you selling them for
Evil_Sarah: I don't know.
VictimX13: how about 20 dollars?
VictimX13: Ok. 30.
VictimX13: ok.
VictimX13: Say what
VictimX13: Ok. I'll give you 200 dollars
Evil_Sarah: for what
VictimX13: for the two kids.
Evil_Sarah: You want to buy my two kids?
VictimX13: Yes. I want to buy your two kids!
VictimX13: For 200 dollars.
VictimX13: allright?
VictimX13: are you there
Evil_Sarah: <<has logged out> Evil_Sarah: I sent them your username and all the other info I collected from you.
VictimX13: Why did you do that?
Evil_Sarah: Hahah. My brother's a cop.
VictimX13: Well I will call Y**oo and get them to copy the real transcript.
VictimX13: And then ILL call the FBI on YOU!
Evil_Sarah: You can't. They don't' keep those logs. By other brother works there.
VictimX13: They can tell you edited our conversation.
Evil_Sarah: No, that's the best part.
Evil_Sarah: As long as I only delete parts of the conversation and don't add anything, it's indistinguishable from an actual convrsation.
Evil_Sarah: That's how I got you.
VictimX13: Your such a liar
VictimX13: Why are you doing this to me?
Evil_Sarah: I get 50 bucks for every peadophile I help bust.
VictimX13: YOU BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING
Evil_Sarah: Nope. Sorry.
VictimX13: IF I GET IN TROUBLE I"LL COME AND FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSATND!
Evil_Sarah: Hey, calm down.
Evil_Sarah: What did I do?
VictimX13: You turned me into the FBI for something I didn't do, that's what!
Evil_Sarah: Yeah, well like I said. I'm sorry I had to do it.
VictimX13: You really are an evil bitch aren't you
Evil_Sarah: Hey, I said I was sorry. 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
VictimX13: for 50 bucks you try to make it look like I am trying to BUY A CHILD??\
VictimX13: I swear to god, I will hunt you down for doing this to me if this is true
Evil_Sarah: Hahahaha!
Evil_Sarah: Check this out:
Evil_Sarah Evil_Sarah: I sent them your username and all the other info I collected from you.
VictimX13: Well I will call YOU!
VictimX13: Why are you doing this to me.
VictimX13: YOU BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING
Evil_Sarah: Nope. Sorry.
VictimX13: IF I GET IN TROUBLE I"LL COME AND FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSATND!
Evil_Sarah: Hey, calm down.
Evil_Sarah: What did I do?
VictimX13: You turned me into the FBI for trying to BUY A CHILD??\
VictimX13: I swear to god, I will hunt you down
Evil_Sarah: Pretty cool huh?
Evil_Sarah: That might get me another 50.
VictimX13: <<has logged out>>
idgwhy it turned it into two scroll boxes...
Uhh... why do you have chatlogs from random people of some people from fugly... do you stalk ugly people? :raise:
what the fuck.
I read that as RAIPIE. Funny how the eye works.
[17:36]<CodeBrain>Crysis fails on a gaming computer
[17:36]<CodeBrain>lol.
[17:36]<p0lar_bear>i'm not getting defensive about this shit
[17:36]<Yuki>your dick fails at going into a pussy
[17:36]<CodeBrain>I know that
In response to this quote, just pointing out I was saying "I know that" To p0lar, not sele :haw:Quote:
Originally Posted by selentic
nahQuote:
Originally Posted by CodeBrain
I almost died laughing :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bash.org
<ic3n3t> there is a bunch of girls playing soccer in the park
<uberartsyboi> im coming over.
<ic3n3t> i think they are 15
<ic3n3t> pedophile!
<uberartsyboi> im shaving the goatee then coming over.
<ic3n3t> i'll get the lawn chairs
^ about girlfriend finding pics of another girl on his phoneQuote:
cum in a condom, and i mean a HUGE load, freeze it then use it as a dildo, on her.
she'll be so amazed by your creativity that she'll forget everything.
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: you know vgcats right?
Dirty Sanchez: yah
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: call me strange/demented, but i find the pink one slightly attractive
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: :(
Dirty Sanchez: :facepalm:
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: lol
Dirty Sanchez: errrr
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: indeed
Dirty Sanchez: :facepalm:
Dirty Sanchez: dammit
RED_Monkeyulize-MSG: what?
Dirty Sanchez: posting in quotes thread, brb
Guys, I found a furry. Halp!
thats nice dearQuote:
Originally Posted by LlamaMaster
I think Leila (from futurama) is hot. Does this make me a mutant/xenos lover?
I don't want to be a heretic. :saddowns:
Kurosawa?Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
haha #gbh gets it
<TomskE`away> omg best thing ever
<TomskE`away> if u get pulled over by like highway cops
<TomskE`away> you go " i bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the highway cops ball"
<TomskE`away> so they go
<TomskE`away> "highway cops dont have balls"
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Rage Against The Vending Machine
Date: 2007-11-13, 1:50PM PST
Dear Designated Outside Contractor Food Supplier:
I must give you high marks for the excellent selection of above-average foodstuffs in our cafeteria. The portions are sensible, the service is wonderful, and the prices generally reasonable, except when it comes to snacky bits. $1.25 is not market rate for a bag of M&Ms. A brace of PopTarts at $1.29 is overpriced by almost 40%. This sort of madness drives me to our building's vending machine emporia... which in turn are driving me to madness, and to authorship of this screed.
Who is the crack-smoking numbnuts incapable of competent repetition in the maintenance of a vending machine?
I'm not talking about keeping the damn things online (although the snack vendy just around the corner from the cafeteria is suspiciously "out of service" frequently). I'm also not complaining about the slings and arrows of outrageous Fort.: the bag of chips stuck against the glass, the HoHos clinging, mockingly, to the wire spool exp'lled them. These are merely the manifestations of bad karma which we all experience, the dark cloud which only reveals its silver lining when additional coins are inserted to knock free said HoHos with the resounding thunk of a descending MilkyWay bar. Satisfaction, and twice the snacks.
No, my complaint, thunderous, and my indignation, righteous, is aimed at the methadone sampler whose job is simply to restock the machine with snacky bits and change. Let us start with the change, for as everyone knows, change is good.
If it were me, which it is not, I would value every snack in multiples of 25 cents. Acknowledging that candy prices have risen ridiculously since I was a lad*, surely chips could be 50 cents, candy bars 75, and the Big Hangover Cures (PopTarts, Pound Cake, Danish) a dollar. This sort of price management would mean Quarters-only change. The US Quarter-Dollar being the only reasonably sized and weighted coin o' th' realm, it makes sense to only stock the change mechanism thusly. But no. This being The Big Fancy City, you will have your premium, won't you? 85-cent candy bars. Now you have to involve dimes and nickels... hell, why not just invite the pennies? Or do you have a problem with coins of color?
Having all this Numismatic Affirmative Action going on just results in a bloated system* filled with jams and errors. Many times I have found the vendy on the second floor demanding exact change. Many times I have been so craving a Twix that I have crammed in a dollar bill, here, take it you fiend, keep the extra 15 cents, it's worth it! And been denied. Then there's the fifth floor vendy, which simply lets the dimes fall through, like a hot lesbian sitting alone in a bar. "Nope," says fifth floor vendy, "you can go. My candy is not even for sale."
And that's even assuming the stupid labels are right. I've noticed they're on a little wheel... so that your Depleted Uranium Cranium simply has to turn the price to match the price programmed into the machine. Why then, do the vending machines take on a slot machine air when I buy my Butterfingers? Why is the price 85 cents on one day, and 95 cents on another? Sure, one day it was 45 cents, but that was the day I helped the old lady cross the street AND I think someone else just forgot their change. Probably because they were injured bashing their skull into the glass in frustration.
While I'm discussing labels, why is the burden on me to determine the row and number of my selection? The cafeteria machine, you know, the one that rarely works? Several of the labels are missing... specifically E3, F5, and H0. And why is there a "zero" column, anyway? Are you planning a Vending Expansion that will jeopardize your supply of positive whole numbers? Or are you just showing off your integers, but think negatives would be audacious?
The fifth floor vendy even has some labels misapplied. Yes, I should be able to deduce F3's position between F2 and F4, but it has a E3 sticker on it and goddamn it, I eat out of vending machines... I'm probably hungover and need coffee. Throw me a fucking bone! There is nothing less savage than spending your last 85 (?) cents on a 3Musketeers, only to be rewarded with Good N Plenty.
Why does bottled water cost more than soda?
Isn't water a component of soda? Doesn't it cost more to process that water, add cancerous qualities and caramel color to it, and bottle it under pressure? Whither the price of sugar? Doth it not be high?*
Hey, you vendy stocker that puts the "GED" in "Moron", does it occur to you that the reason the Reese's PB Cups sold out so fast is because people like them??? Did they not teach you that in the late-night infomercial? Replacing them with Nature's Own Laxative Bar will, in fact, mean you have less stock work to do, but it rather defeats the purpose. Show a little initiative! Get on the five-year plan! Cripes!
Finally, O Ye Who Vend, I verily say WTF about the four (four!) "chilled candy machines" on various floors and in various hidey-spots. First of all, those machines use double the energy, 24/7, of the old-school glass-windowed pinball-machine vendors, just to keep it chill, yo. Second of all, there isn't a window, so I can't see for myself what you're out of... I have to wait for you to dis me with "MAKE ANOTHER SELECTION". Third of all, now all of a sudden you want a full dollar for those M&Ms... that's like 3 cents an M! And fourth of all, chilling candy bars makes them taste nasty, asshat. It's probably the nougatty chemicals or the separating cocoa butter or whatever, but it's serious desperation time when I cough up a dollar for crappy crap food. And don't just advise me to eat the chilled Skittles instead. Skittles were never meant to be jawbreakers. I could load those things into my Colt and pop a Skittle in yo ass.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Headquarters Building. There is a bar to be met here, and I'm not talking about the one in the management lounge. Let's get it in gear and raise efficacy in unattended snack deployment to acceptable levels. Someone could get hurt.
* A problem that will no doubt be solved when Ron Paul becomes president and we return to the gold standard.
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why not just invite the pennies? Or do you have a problem with coins of color?
The vending machine prices at my school have been rising 25 cents a year, and we have things priced at such odd prices that they aren't even multiples of 5 anymore. So I usually just say fuck it and goto work and use the vending machines there. They're way cheaper.
Vending machines?
In schools?
Gosh darn your schools must be pov.
I drink juice and its cheaper than soda by 25 so I win.
also,
Simplest explanation ever.Quote:
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God can't make a genuine $10 bill. Only the U.S. Mint can do that. Presumably God could make an atom-for-atom copy of one, but it wouldn't be genuine because it wasn't produced by the mint.
Therefore God is not omnipotent.
Yeah, and same thing happens here(with prices)Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
Just as a note: Yes, she does have 3 chickens.Quote:
My gf (4:01 PM):
wanna see me breast?
Me (4:01 PM):
YES
My gf (4:02 PM):
y
Me (4:02 PM):
because...
Me (4:02 PM):
its awesome
Me (4:02 PM):
and beautiful
Me (4:02 PM):
and a part of u...
My gf says (4:03 PM):
ok
My gf (4:03 PM):
put the chickens dnt like being handeled
Me (4:03 PM):
damn... i should have seen that one coming
Edit: 100th post woot
Ekarus says:
"Hello, I'd like to buy the Fallout 3 Collectors edition"
Ekarus says:
"It's 70$
Ekarus says:
"If I can talk it down to 60, will the bobble head be a speach or Bartter?"
Avalon says:
LOL!
(7:19:21 PM) Ariel: its lulzy
(7:19:38 PM) Heathen: for some reasin I read that as
(7:19:43 PM) Heathen: "Lets furry"
(7:19:49 PM) Ariel: LOL WUT
god, furry is a verb now?
*shudders*
I lol'ed for a bit. You're thinking too far into the lines though. It's like you scanned the bible and took it word for word and hardly interpreted it. Your proof isn't proof. It's sarcasticly trying to appease yourself so you think you're right. In reality, there are many ways God can make it mint. Also, since when does money fucking count? Also, the words "In God We Trust" are on the dollar bill. Beat that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
Genuine is actually an empty term. It means nothing in reality and is only genuine to those who make it genuine. Therefore, it really isn't genuine to other people so it isn't exactly genuine now is it? 0_0
God can't.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkHalo003
Only the mint can.
I'm pretty sure that a genuine American dollar bill is a genuine American dollar bill everywhere in the world, just most people in other countries wouldn't care.
I didn't read the rest after the first line because your wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkHalo003
If it wasn't made by them then it isn't genuine. No point arguing it.
If God makes it then its not genuine. God cannot make a genuine dollar bill. THEREFORE he isn't omnipotent.
Besides, don't make me break out the "rock so big even he can't lift" speech.
You don't understand what I'm saying. Neither one of you do. Don't make me bring out the "No General Proof is possible on both sides" speech. I go by faith fool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7738/atheistsgc1.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkHalo003
now get out.
Haha, I understand what your saying but its not right. You can religion till your ass bleeds and I don't care. Thats your thing and I am cool with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkHalo003
But arguing that he could make something that, BY DEFINITION, he could not. Its just pointless. But I am the one arguing with a Christian and thats pretty pointless.
http://www.hpj.com/lifestyles/cooking/508zing.gifQuote:
Ok so I am 19, and I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago and it hit me hard, I beated up her new boyfriend and threatened to kill him if he did anything with her.
I also have this other issue, the girls I like are under my age, my friends call me a peado sometimes jokingly cos I like girls that are 14/15, although my ex was 16. I don't know why i think its just cos they are cute and immature and I like that in girls, and the older ones are all serious and dont know how to have a laugh.
Anyway with my ex, I waited until she was 16 until we had sex, but since we broke up I started being bad and talking to a 14 year old over bebo/msn/phone. THE BAD THING WAS, I said I was only 15.
Well was 15 last week actually, but on Saturday we had arranged to meet up, and because I hadn't been with a girl in a month, I totally forgot how to act around her so I took some pills before I got the train uip to where we were meeting.
Anyway I was really high and she came on her own, she was meant to be with her friend but she said that she wasn't available. So we sat in the park and I took her to pizza hut, and after talking for 4/5 hours I asked her if she wanted to come back to mine to wtach a film as it was pretty cold, mine is only 20 min train ride, but by this time it was about 6 and she had to be in at 9 so she rang her mum and told her that she was sleeping at her other friends.
Anyway we started watching some chick flick she wanted to watch, mean girls or soemthing, and she started laughing and kept grabbing me, anyway by this time I was really horny as I hadnt had any in a month, so I leaned over to her and gave her a kiss, she looked suprised but kissed me back anyway after a little while she asked where my toilet was, and I only live in a little flat so it was just around the corner.
It had been about 10 mins and I had wondered where she'd gone, so I went and looked to find her with my radio on jumping up and down on my bed, I started laugghing at her until she noticed and quickly lay down on my bed.
I went and lay next to her, and well one thing led to another, before I knew it I had my hands down her pants.
Anyway as things went on, I told her I wanted to shag her.
She said but Im a virgin, and I lied again and told her I was too.
She didnt seem to sure, so I told her, she would only be a real girl if she had sex with me.
So we did it, and it hurt her so much, she started crying, but I couldnt stop I just kept banging her.
Anyway she went home that night, on the train to her friends and I heard from her yesterday saying "never talk to me again, your evil"
And I am evil, I cant believe what I did.
Should I tell someone or check if she is OK.
Because I just want to kill myself at the moment.
LOL!
What a "peado".
He should do it. Kill Himself.
I am 16 and I hate that I talk to 14 year olds.
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(6:07:00 PM) dark: one tme i heard ppl getting it on in a closet at my skool it scared me D:
Logically, it's more age proximity that matters than who is over or under 16 or 18. You're only two years older than said 14 year olds. If you were 18, it'd be weird. If the age of consent where you live is 16, having a girlfriend who is 14 is alright as long as you don't bang her yet :v:Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
Gwunty Wunty: suck my dick
ØÐX: You're too far away, and it's even so it's still not big enough
Gwunty Wunty: thats not what yur mom said
Gwunty Wunty: supa burn
ØÐX: How would you- god damn it
http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsys...emot-obama.gifQuote:
(10:14:16 PM) Heathen: yup
(10:14:41 PM) Heathen: I had to take a 12 pound shit
(10:14:45 PM) Heathen: so I was rushing
(10:14:47 PM) xet_: ouch
(10:15:52 PM) Heathen: yup
(10:15:58 PM) Heathen: it was such a pain in the ass
(10:16:09 PM) Heathen: it reminded me of my other pain in the ass
(10:16:16 PM) Heathen: so I called my ex to see what she was doing
(10:16:29 PM) xet_: lol...
How's that self-quoting for a rousing ego massage, Heathen? :downs:
Fan-fucking-tastic :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
Quote:
Rosa Parks Highway is a portion of United States Interstate 55 in Saint Louis County and Jefferson County, near St. Louis, Missouri.
In 1994, before it was named this, the Ku Klux Klan applied to sponsor the highway for clean up (which allowed them to have signs stating that this section of highway was maintained by the organization). The Missouri Department of Transportation rejected the Klan's application, and the Klan filed suit.
The United States Supreme Court eventually ruled in March 2001 that the Klan had as much right to sponsor a highway for cleanup as did any other organization. In retaliation, the Missouri legislature prominently named the section after civil rights activist Rosa Parks. When asked how she felt about this honor, she is reported to have commented, "It is always nice to be thought of."
The Klan, however, never followed through on its sponsorship agreement, and after required notice was given, on April 4, 2001 the Klan's agreement was terminated for nonperformance.
