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[English Mobster]

My gf (4:01 PM):
wanna see me breast?
Me (4:01 PM):
YES
My gf (4:02 PM):
y
Me (4:02 PM):
because...
Me (4:02 PM):
its awesome
Me (4:02 PM):
and beautiful
Me (4:02 PM):
and a part of u...
My gf says (4:03 PM):
ok
My gf (4:03 PM):
put the chickens dnt like being handeled
Me (4:03 PM):
damn... i should have seen that one coming

Just as a note: Yes, she does have 3 chickens.

Edit: 100th post woot

[TeeKup]

Ekarus says:
"Hello, I'd like to buy the Fallout 3 Collectors edition"
Ekarus says:
"It's 70$
Ekarus says:
"If I can talk it down to 60, will the bobble head be a speach or Bartter?"
Avalon says:
LOL!

[Heathen]

(7:19:21 PM) Ariel: its lulzy
(7:19:38 PM) Heathen: for some reasin I read that as
(7:19:43 PM) Heathen: "Lets furry"
(7:19:49 PM) Ariel: LOL WUT

[Rob Oplawar]

god, furry is a verb now?
*shudders*

[DarkHalo003]

I drink juice and its cheaper than soda by 25 so I win.

also,




Simplest explanation ever.

I lol'ed for a bit. You're thinking too far into the lines though. It's like you scanned the bible and took it word for word and hardly interpreted it. Your proof isn't proof. It's sarcasticly trying to appease yourself so you think you're right. In reality, there are many ways God can make it mint. Also, since when does money fucking count? Also, the words "In God We Trust" are on the dollar bill. Beat that.

Genuine is actually an empty term. It means nothing in reality and is only genuine to those who make it genuine. Therefore, it really isn't genuine to other people so it isn't exactly genuine now is it? 0_0

[blind]

I lol'ed for a bit. You're thinking too far into the lines though. It's like you scanned the bible and took it word for word and hardly interpreted it. Your proof isn't proof. It's sarcasticly trying to appease yourself so you think you're right. In reality, there are many ways God can make it mint. Also, since when does money fucking count? Also, the words "In God We Trust" are on the dollar bill. Beat that.

Genuine is actually an empty term. It means nothing in reality and is only genuine to those who make it genuine. Therefore, it really isn't genuine to other people so it isn't exactly genuine now is it? 0_0

God can't.
Only the mint can.
I'm pretty sure that a genuine American dollar bill is a genuine American dollar bill everywhere in the world, just most people in other countries wouldn't care.

[Heathen]

I lol'ed for a bit. You're thinking too far into the lines though. It's like you scanned the bible and took it word for word and hardly interpreted it. Your proof isn't proof. It's sarcasticly trying to appease yourself so you think you're right. In reality, there are many ways God can make it mint. Also, since when does money fucking count? Also, the words "In God We Trust" are on the dollar bill. Beat that.

Genuine is actually an empty term. It means nothing in reality and is only genuine to those who make it genuine. Therefore, it really isn't genuine to other people so it isn't exactly genuine now is it? 0_0

I didn't read the rest after the first line because your wrong.

If it wasn't made by them then it isn't genuine. No point arguing it.
If God makes it then its not genuine. God cannot make a genuine dollar bill. THEREFORE he isn't omnipotent.

Besides, don't make me break out the "rock so big even he can't lift" speech.

[DarkHalo003]

I didn't read it because your wrong.

If it wasn't made by them then it isn't mint. No point arguing it.
If God makes it then its not mint. God cannot make a mint dollar bill. THEREFORE he isn't omnipotent.

Besides, don't make me break out the "rock so big even he can't lift" speech.

You don't understand what I'm saying. Neither one of you do. Don't make me bring out the "No General Proof is possible on both sides" speech. I go by faith fool.

[Bodzilla]

I lol'ed for a bit. You're thinking too far into the lines though. It's like you scanned the bible and took it word for word and hardly interpreted it. Your proof isn't proof. It's sarcasticly trying to appease yourself so you think you're right. In reality, there are many ways God can make it mint. Also, since when does money fucking count? Also, the words "In God We Trust" are on the dollar bill. Beat that.

Genuine is actually an empty term. It means nothing in reality and is only genuine to those who make it genuine. Therefore, it really isn't genuine to other people so it isn't exactly genuine now is it? 0_0

now get out.

[Heathen]

You don't understand what I'm saying. Neither one of you do. Don't make me bring out the "No General Proof is possible on both sides" speech. I go by faith fool.

Haha, I understand what your saying but its not right. You can religion till your ass bleeds and I don't care. Thats your thing and I am cool with that.
But arguing that he could make something that, BY DEFINITION, he could not. Its just pointless. But I am the one arguing with a Christian and thats pretty pointless.