My cat killed one a couple weeks ago and I stepped in the eviscerated rear end by accident. Shit was gross.
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My cat killed one a couple weeks ago and I stepped in the eviscerated rear end by accident. Shit was gross.
Poor mouse. :(
In high school my cat caught a mouse while my friend was over, but got bored with it and left it. My friend and I found it all cut up to shit, but still alive, so we decided to put it out of its misery.
Shovel: WHAM!
Mouse: squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak pain squeak
Shovel: WHAM WHAM WHAM!
Mouse: whyyyyyyyyyy
Shovel: WHAM!
Mouse: squeeeeeeeeeee-- *dies, finally*
Poor little bugger just didn't want to die.
[20:06:56] -ChanServ- (#modacity) Welcome back, faggot!
[20:39:27] <seal> shutup tpblind
[20:39:50] <tpblind> you know that awkward part of a shower where you gotta soap up your hand and molest your asscrack, im always afraid someone will walk in and think i am being romantic with my ass and judge me. any ideas in a less homo way to wash your asshole
[20:40:18] <seal> use a dildo covered in soap
[20:42:37] <tpblind> thanks seal :) :)
[20:46:39] <seal> I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
[20:46:41] <seal> GET HIM A DRINK
[20:46:43] <seal> COME ON
[20:46:48] <seal> DON'T BE AFRAID, CARL
[20:46:49] <seal> COME ONNNNNNNNN
[20:47:22] <tpblind> seal
[20:47:29] <tpblind> have u ever pulled out and its just covered in poo
[20:47:38] <seal> no
[20:47:48] <seal> but i pulled it out and it was covered in your semen once
[20:48:44] <tpblind> :S :O :P
[20:50:09] <seal> :Pee :Pee :poo :poo :Vagina :Vagina
[20:54:14] <tpblind> BUTT
[20:54:25] <seal> butt.com
[21:00:03] <tpblind> lmAO
[21:00:20] <seal> hugenigggerfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfcock
[21:10:02] <tpblind> eee seal
[21:10:27] <seal> watching
[21:10:29] <seal> THE
[21:10:35] <seal> GODFATHER
[21:10:37] <tpblind> teh
[21:10:40] <seal> 2
[21:10:44] <seal> II
[21:10:49] <seal> VV - III
[21:10:51] <seal> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
[21:10:53] <seal> VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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[21:11:27] <seal> rnrnrnrnrnrnrnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn rrnrnrnrnrnnrnrnrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmnrm
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funnily enough that line was referring to the hulk smashQuote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
i can kill a mouse, i just don't like battering things to death
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: THATS WHY YOUR WEAK
can you stomach seeing people blown up and decapitated and god knows what else without feeling even a little bit queasy? because i can.
get out sir
e/ i don't mean fake movie shit either, i mean actual footage from warzones
Ross, that shit doesn't bother me at all. I prefer NOT to watch it, as its not exactly appealing, but it doesn't bother me. And I wouldn't crush a mouse with my fist either.
Let's show our manlyness by bragging about watching people being decapatated.
Is it just me, or did it just get serious in here?