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[Bodzilla]

The cunt had been avoiding me and had been using stealth tactics to get past me.
but this is the result of the on going search through the house


The bin is relatively intact here just after the fly kick.


A very annoyed zilla at 3 in the morning pissed off at a fruitless mouse hunt.


While i was uploading the pics i heard him again in the kitchen.
stalking that shit like tom clancy Rainbow 6? fuck that shit rainbow pants i stalked up to the bin and axe kicked that fucker, but he survived and hid.

while i continued the search a rather bewildered dane rubs his sys and wanders out tryign to understand while i'm stalking around the house quietly in rainbow pants while everything, chairs bins and desks are overturned.
i explain the mouse.

At that second a flicker of movement caught the corner of my left eye. with peripheral vision half blurred from a couple days of binge drinking i whirl around pizza boxes get destroyed in the battle but i manage to hulk smash the cunt with my fist before he got under the fridge.

fucking POW bitches!

i'm half covered in mouse blood at the moment.

DIE FURRI


the Bins after.


take note furfags. when it's 2 in the fucking morning DO NOT RUN ACCROSS MY KEYBOARD while i'm tlakign to p0lar or may god have mercy on your soul.
i know yes it's 2am but my computer is MY FUCKING COMPUTER
DONT FUCK WITH IT

[TVTyrant]

I think I see some brains on there Zilla. Nice work.

[rossmum]

Wow. Fucking destroyed.

[Bodzilla]

Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: oh wow
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: he got destroyed
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i've left the blood splatter on the wall as a constant reminder to would be fucking mouses runnign accross my fucking keyboard
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: you must've walloped him pretty bloody hard
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: yes i did
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: man
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: intestines and shti hanging out everywhere
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: :S
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: his organs are pretty coloyrs
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: colours even
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: i usually let them go or set traps
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: i don't have it in me, i just can't whack a poor little mouse
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget:
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: did i or did i no ssay i was gunna hulk smash the prick
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: THATS WHY YOUR WEAK
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: you said it alright

[blind]

[14:56:16] <quikk_1g> i wonder how long it'll take terrorists to gather the resources to construct an H-bomb
[14:56:23] <Bok> well
[14:56:24] <Bok> not long
[14:56:26] <quikk_1g> i somehow think they wouldn't hesitate to use it
[14:56:34] <Bok> I don't know if you know about this quikk_1g
[14:56:36] <Bok> but hydrogen
[14:56:39] <Bok> that shit is everywhere

[paladin]

Thats gross. My girlfriends dad set a rat trap and it killed a huge fucker.. blood spattered all over the walla nd flood. nasty shit. I fucking hat rats/mice

[sdavis117]

I have a Cat.

Problem solved.

[paladin]

My cats dont go after them.. They catch birds. I went to turn on my hose outside and there was this dead Blue jay with its head missing... I was like 'oh wow'

[TVTyrant]

I poison anywhere they would come into my house. I also have two dogs and a very big cat

[mech]

Zilla, it appears that you have crushed the mouse in such a way that it's colon was ejected through it's anus. Congratulations, on your accomplishment!