who where you talking to?Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
now whos queer.
:cool:
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who where you talking to?Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
now whos queer.
:cool:
someone who doesn't post here obviously???Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
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fucking hell this site can be comedy gold sometimesQuote:
Originally Posted by L0d3x
cool storey bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
:smug2:
also atty's a huge fan of donald duckQuote:
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:06 PM): get a platonic relationship with a girl
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:11 PM): that will hold you over to some degree
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:34 PM): because then you can go home and wet your bed in your dreams about her
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:47 PM): and den you have dream
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:58 PM): you wake up for the morning water squirt gun
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:02 PM): den you feel bettur
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:07 PM): den you go about your day
iAtty (11:23:10 PM): i
iAtty (11:23:11 PM): hope you die
iAtty (11:23:18 PM): in a fire that rages for years
iAtty (11:23:23 PM): and your bones even burn away
iAtty (11:23:26 PM): so that all is left of you
iAtty (11:23:30 PM): is a faint echo
iAtty (11:23:35 PM): of your pathetic insults to my shortcummings
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:45 PM): what ever you say, Neptune
iAtty (11:23:50 PM): YOU WILL DIE
be sure to remind him of this at every opportunity
fagg
Only a warning, u scared (f)Atty?
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: just had a convo with my housemate
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: they're sleeping on the veranda
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and as such
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: no doors lol
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: so they put up a blanket
[20:08] tslats: wait why are they on the veranda and why no doors
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i send him a text "thats a rather strategically placed blanket you got there... you dirty mutts!!"
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: so he replys "lol princess.... you loved it admit it"
[20:08] tslats: because talking to them is too much effort
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: my response "yeah man. got some pretty good footage"
[20:08] tslats: wait so he was banging some chick on the veranda
[20:08] tslats: ok but why no doors
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: his response "dude my girlfriend just fuckign shat herself"
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: mine: "rofl"
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's a veranda
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's not a room bro
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: they just have a section of it
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but yeah
[20:09] tslats: why no doors
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: IT"S A FUCKIGN VERANDA
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: as in you know a balcony!
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: not a room!
[20:09] tslats: oh, i thought you meant your house had no doors
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: YOU RUIN EVERY JOKE
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: GOD I HATE YOU
[20:09] tslats: so they just went up there and hung up a sheet to shag
[20:10] tslats: cool story bro
You are the gayest guy I know.
Gayer then Teek.
The gayest.
apparentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
lulz4DeadQuote:
Me: Wait, wheres Francis?
Me: What the, howd he die?
Scooby Doo: I killed that bitch...