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[Bodzilla]

don't deny it

queers

who where you talking to?

now whos queer.

[rossmum]

who where you talking to?

now whos queer.

someone who doesn't post here obviously???

new sig quote

Let's just say that, if we ever met in real life, you'd get your ass seriously wopped by "a kid".

fucking hell this site can be comedy gold sometimes

[Bodzilla]

someone who doesn't post here obviously???

cool storey bro.

:smug2:

[rossmum]

Agamemnon v1 (11:22:06 PM): get a platonic relationship with a girl
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:11 PM): that will hold you over to some degree
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:34 PM): because then you can go home and wet your bed in your dreams about her
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:47 PM): and den you have dream
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:58 PM): you wake up for the morning water squirt gun
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:02 PM): den you feel bettur
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:07 PM): den you go about your day
iAtty (11:23:10 PM): i
iAtty (11:23:11 PM): hope you die
iAtty (11:23:18 PM): in a fire that rages for years
iAtty (11:23:23 PM): and your bones even burn away
iAtty (11:23:26 PM): so that all is left of you
iAtty (11:23:30 PM): is a faint echo
iAtty (11:23:35 PM): of your pathetic insults to my shortcummings
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:45 PM): what ever you say, Neptune
iAtty (11:23:50 PM): YOU WILL DIE

also atty's a huge fan of donald duck

be sure to remind him of this at every opportunity

[Atty]

fagg

[n00b1n8R]

Only a warning, u scared (f)Atty?

[Bodzilla]

[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: just had a convo with my housemate
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: they're sleeping on the veranda
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and as such
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: no doors lol
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: so they put up a blanket
[20:08] tslats: wait why are they on the veranda and why no doors
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i send him a text "thats a rather strategically placed blanket you got there... you dirty mutts!!"
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: so he replys "lol princess.... you loved it admit it"
[20:08] tslats: because talking to them is too much effort
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: my response "yeah man. got some pretty good footage"
[20:08] tslats: wait so he was banging some chick on the veranda
[20:08] tslats: ok but why no doors
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: his response "dude my girlfriend just fuckign shat herself"
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: mine: "rofl"
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's a veranda
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's not a room bro
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: they just have a section of it
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but yeah
[20:09] tslats: why no doors
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: IT"S A FUCKIGN VERANDA
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: as in you know a balcony!
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: not a room!
[20:09] tslats: oh, i thought you meant your house had no doors
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: YOU RUIN EVERY JOKE
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: GOD I HATE YOU
[20:09] tslats: so they just went up there and hung up a sheet to shag
[20:10] tslats: cool story bro

[n00b1n8R]

You are the gayest guy I know.
Gayer then Teek.
The gayest.

[Atty]

Only a warning, u scared (f)Atty?

apparently

[paladin]

Me: Wait, wheres Francis?
Me: What the, howd he die?
Scooby Doo: I killed that bitch...

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