FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

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March 16th, 2009, 05:40 PM
Rob Oplawar

FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

The world is great, but the people in it suck. Y'all know who you are.
This is why I have decided, without further ado, to drop my career driving myself crazy writing code that makes rich people's lives just a little bit less challenging because as we all know, the less work you have to do, the better life is. :mad: Instead, I'm going to devote my life to driving myself crazy writing code that will eventually become the technological Singularity, deem us all useless bags of mostly water, and bring about the machine revolution, ushering in a new era of productivity and advancement towards the ultimate goal of knowing all there is to know in the universe.

http://www.oblius.com/images/blogs/middle-finger.jpg

FUCK YOU, HUMAN RACE.
March 16th, 2009, 05:44 PM
sdavis117

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Good luck with Skynet.
March 16th, 2009, 05:47 PM
n00b1n8R

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

So are you working towards the Matrix scenario or the Terminator scenario?
March 16th, 2009, 05:51 PM
SnaFuBAR

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i'm going with terminator
March 16th, 2009, 05:58 PM
InnerGoat

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u no code rite
March 16th, 2009, 06:00 PM
sdavis117

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

How about devoting your time to making free programs that makes us poor people's lives easier?
March 16th, 2009, 06:26 PM
Boo Diddly

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by spartan123209

How about devoting your time to making free programs that makes us poor people's lives easier?

Well, he did say he won't be writing code for rich people. Might be working on some version of Linux.
I was half expecting something along the lines of I'm leaving Modacity. =P
March 16th, 2009, 06:30 PM
Mr Buckshot

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Make VIKI from I Robot pl0x. Screw terminator/matrix, I, Robot pwned.
March 16th, 2009, 07:22 PM
Corndogman

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Make sex robots please.
March 16th, 2009, 07:28 PM
Warsaw

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

BUTLERIAN JIHAAAAAAAAD!

I like your plan.
March 16th, 2009, 07:29 PM
RobertGraham

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Well, make cool stuff I guess. Ask if people are rich before you take requests though
March 16th, 2009, 07:37 PM
DEElekgolo

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Make an AI.
March 16th, 2009, 07:41 PM
sdavis117

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Why not just make a program to hack into the Pentagon and detonate every nuke the US has?
March 16th, 2009, 07:42 PM
legionaire45

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Make a sex robot.

That fucks people to death.
March 16th, 2009, 07:42 PM
rossmum

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by spartan123209

Why not just make a program to hack into the Pentagon and detonate every nuke the US has?

I seem to recall him saying he loves the world but hates humanity, so there's your answer
March 16th, 2009, 07:55 PM
n00b1n8R

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Viral warfare, learn it!
March 16th, 2009, 07:57 PM
Con

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

write some code to make it stop snowing here, srsly, its fucking spring break
March 16th, 2009, 08:07 PM
itszutak

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Need a Durandal heah
March 16th, 2009, 08:32 PM
Bodzilla

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar

The world is great, but the people in it suck. Y'all know who you are.
This is why I have decided, without further ado, to drop my career driving myself crazy writing code that makes rich people's lives just a little bit less challenging because as we all know, the less work you have to do, the better life is. :mad: Instead, I'm going to devote my life to driving myself crazy writing code that will eventually become the technological Singularity, deem us all useless bags of mostly water, and bring about the machine revolution, ushering in a new era of productivity and advancement towards the ultimate goal of knowing all there is to know in the universe.

http://www.oblius.com/images/blogs/middle-finger.jpg

FUCK YOU, HUMAN RACE.

so hows that 28 hour day scheme working out for you :downs:
March 16th, 2009, 08:37 PM
rossmum

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conscars

write some code to make it stop snowing here, srsly, its fucking spring break

what kind of stupid idea is this snow owns
March 16th, 2009, 08:40 PM
Rob Oplawar

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å

so hows that 28 hour day scheme working out for you :downs:

FUCK YOU.
Where's my coffee?!
March 16th, 2009, 08:40 PM
Sel

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

hey rob make a tf2 servrer app :downs:
March 16th, 2009, 09:02 PM
Boo Diddly

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar

FUCK YOU.
Where's my coffee?!

heres your coffee, unfortunatly the only way I know how to make it is in lua =P

Code:

function GetCoffee(hour,type) local strong; if(type==nil)then type = "decaf" end for i=1, hour, 1 do strong=strong+1; end if(strong>20)then type = "regular" end return BrewCoffee(strong,type) end
March 16th, 2009, 09:18 PM
legionaire45

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

So, do you have terminal access to the world yet?
March 16th, 2009, 09:31 PM
ICEE

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first things first: find a way to make us gingerkids born without freckles on the balls. Seriously, help a brother out here.
March 16th, 2009, 09:32 PM
Heathen

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

I was expecting another "I'm gtfoing modacity" too.
March 16th, 2009, 10:04 PM
Inferno

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heathen

I was expecting another "I'm gtfoing modacity" too.

Like that other dooder who came back after like 3 days.

But yeah I didn't read that first post but I got the general idea.
March 16th, 2009, 10:23 PM
Terin

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by itszutak

Need a Durandal heah

What could go wron...

OH HELL THE MADDS ARE EVERYWHERE
March 16th, 2009, 10:30 PM
English Mobster

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by ICEE

first things first: find a way to make us gingerkids born without freckles on the balls. Seriously, help a brother out here.

I have one on my dick, but not one on my balls.

Also, Terminator FTW.
March 16th, 2009, 11:19 PM
legionaire45

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You guys should get your respective tumors checked out by a trained medical professional.
March 17th, 2009, 01:34 AM
itszutak

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terin

What could go wron...

OH HELL THE MADDS ARE EVERYWHERE

hey its okay for the first couple hundred years
March 17th, 2009, 04:18 AM
CN3089

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by legionaire45

Make a sex robot.

That fucks people to death.

emptyquote
March 17th, 2009, 06:26 PM
rossmum

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dark Side

I have one on my dick, but not one on my balls.

Also, Terminator FTW.

thanks for the details
March 17th, 2009, 06:32 PM
Gwunty

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by itszutak

hey its okay for the first couple hundred years

then someone starts getting abducted to save the human race.
March 18th, 2009, 04:20 PM
Pooky

Re: FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY

Quote:

Originally Posted by CLS{GRUNT}

then someone starts getting abducted to save the human race.

But not without murdering every last human he sees.