The world is great, but the people in it suck. Y'all know who you are.
This is why I have decided, without further ado, to drop my career driving myself crazy writing code that makes rich people's lives just a little bit less challenging because as we all know, the less work you have to do, the better life is.

Instead, I'm going to devote my life to driving myself crazy writing code that will eventually become the technological Singularity, deem us all useless bags of mostly water, and bring about the machine revolution, ushering in a new era of productivity and advancement towards the ultimate goal of knowing all there is to know in the universe.
FUCK YOU, HUMAN RACE.
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