Quotes Funny Random

[English Mobster]

My gf (4:01 PM):
wanna see me breast?
Me (4:01 PM):
YES
My gf (4:02 PM):
y
Me (4:02 PM):
because...
Me (4:02 PM):
its awesome
Me (4:02 PM):
and beautiful
Me (4:02 PM):
and a part of u...
My gf says (4:03 PM):
ok
My gf (4:03 PM):
put the chickens dnt like being handeled
Me (4:03 PM):
damn... i should have seen that one coming

Just as a note: Yes, she does have 3 chickens.

Edit: 100th post woot