Anyone from Gearbox remember Beavis?

Yeah well earlier I got a message from him over MSN while I was AFK. When I got back I was like "holy crap, it's Beavis!"

...except it wasn't. I picked up quick on it and decided to have a little fun. Normally I block sex bots without a second thought, so I find the hardcoded responses after a certain time to be hilarious.

beavis3@gmail.com: hi wanna see something??;-)
p0lar_bear: uh huh huh huh huh. uhhh... Beavis? Uhh huh huh.
p0lar_bear: Settle down, Beavis. Huh huh huh.
Beavis (MSN): don't take this the wrong way but can i tell you a secret, it has to do with you...
Beavis (MSN): are you sure?
p0lar_bear: uhhhhhhh huh huh huh. Are you like, uhhhh, hitting on me?
p0lar_bear: 'Cause, like, y'know, I'm gonna hafta smack you if you are.
p0lar_bear: Huh huh huh. Dumbass. Huh huh.
Beavis (MSN): okay.. i love u, well not really, its more like a crush and ive never even met you, ive never felt this way about anyone before its embarrassing
Beavis (MSN): thats me in the picture.. i wanna give u a present on webcam im really wet right now and want to do this quick with u
Beavis (MSN): k go to http://bit.ly/usECJJ?c1=mm&c2=2&c3=nc and youll see me warming up for u.... click "accept invite" on the left and once u join & see me we can start to play
p0lar_bear: Dammit, Beavis. That's it, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Beavis (MSN): this is how i pay my bills and i don't fuck my customers but you are making me change my mind