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[TeeKup]

^ I lol'd, quite a bit.

[Donut]

I logged in just in time to catch this gem today

[22:56] <AA@lisianthus> Search Spy is... amazingly entertaining. "Porn". With a capital P. It's not just porn, it's Porn.
[22:58] <AA@lisianthus> Also, it has the highest search count of all the searched terms
[22:58] <AA@lisianthus> "how i met your mother" is a distant second.
[23:00] <Master> yes... porn and skyrim
[23:02] <AA@lisianthus> I actually.... don't... see skyrim O_______________________O
[23:02] <AA@lisianthus> probably because everyone already has it
[23:02] <8Xcpu_gtp> what is search spy?
[23:03] <AA@lisianthus> Interestingly, there are 7 requests for "creampie", but only 2 requests for the much more satisfying "boobs", and a pathetic SINGLE REQUEST for "student sex parties"
[23:04] <AA@lisianthus> Some clients keep track of what the hub is searching for
[23:04] <AA@lisianthus> most notably DC++
[23:04] <8Xcpu_gtp> o ok
[23:05] <8Xcpu_gtp> shakespeer doesnt as far as i know
[23:05] <8Xcpu_gtp> :/
[23:05] <AA@lisianthus> Apparently, kids at RIT like jizz more than titties
[23:05] <AA@lisianthus> *shrug*

E: oh my fucking god the response i got from my friend when i sent this to her

Mariel: WELL NOW, THAT WAS THE ONLY DELAY
Mariel: *just realized what creampie meant and took it literally*
Donut: ROFL
Donut: omfg
Mariel: LOL I WAS LIKE
Mariel: "OH my god, I love creampies! <3"
Donut: holy shit
Donut: tears
Donut: they are coming
Mariel: LOL SHUSH
Mariel: D:
Mariel: AND I JUST SEARCHED CREAMPIE
Donut: oh my god
Donut: stop
Donut: stop
Donut: holy fuck
Donut: i am going to collapse a lung
Mariel: I was expecting like, Little Debbie creampies
Mariel: BUT NO

[TeeKup]

...WOW.

[neuro]

I LOVE CREAMPIES

[Timo]

I logged in just in time to catch this gem today

E: oh my fucking god the response i got from my friend when i sent this to her

Running DC++ or something? It was pretty interesting to see the things people used to search at the halls. The word porn alone was generally at least 5 or so times more searched than the second most.

edit:iirc the second most was generally lesbian.

[Amit]

AHAHAHAA

[n00b1n8R]

Running DC++ or something? It was pretty interesting to see the things people used to search at the halls. The word porn alone was generally at least 5 or so times more searched than the second most.

edit:iirc the second most was generally lesbian.

vouching for this~

[Pooky]

Some amusing ones from the server logs

200:35 Kill: 3 1 34: Judas killed jesus by MOD_FALLING
200:44 say: Judas: gf
200:46 say: Judas: crucified

101:45 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
101:48 say: TheAlkal: cheater
101:52 say: =): no you
102:05 Item: 1 item_shield_lrg_instant
102:08 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
102:11 say: TheAlkal: cheater
102:13 say: =): cheater
102:13 say: TheAlkal: lama
102:15 say: TheAlkal: cheater
102:15 say: =): lama
102:16 say: =): cheater
102:28 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
102:46 say: TheAlkal: CHEAter dont shot and kill hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
102:50 Item: 1 item_medpac
102:51 say: =): YOU CHEATER
102:54 Item: 1 item_shield_sm_instant
102:54 Item: 1 item_shield_sm_instant
103:08 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
103:09 say: =): CHEATER
103:10 say: TheAlkal: lama
103:12 say: TheAlkal: lama
103:17 say: TheAlkal: lamaa
103:20 Item: 1 item_shield_sm_instant
103:21 Item: 1 item_shield_sm_instant
103:39 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
103:44 say: TheAlkal: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
103:44 say: =): CHEATER
103:45 Item: 3 item_shield_sm_instant
103:46 Item: 3 item_shield_sm_instant
103:46 Item: 3 item_shield_sm_instant
103:47 say: TheAlkal: cheater you are
103:49 say: =): NO YOU ARE
104:06 Kill: 3 2 34: =) killed ^1^!^7G3nix by MOD_FALLING
104:08 say: TheAlkal: I DONT KILL YOu idiot duck cheat lam
104:16 say: =): YES YOU DO
104:19 say: =): HACKER CHEATER
104:23 say: TheAlkal: you are
104:24 Item: 1 item_shield_lrg_instant
104:25 say: =): YOU ARE
104:27 Item: 3 item_shield_sm_instant
104:27 Item: 3 item_shield_sm_instant
104:30 say: TheAlkal: yes you are
104:32 say: =): NO YOU ARE
104:36 say: TheAlkal: yes you are
104:41 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
104:43 say: =): CHEATER
104:44 say: TheAlkal: Cheater
104:45 Item: 3 item_shield_lrg_instant
104:47 say: TheAlkal: lama
104:47 say: =): CHEATER
104:48 say: =): LAMA
104:50 say: TheAlkal: lamaaaaa
104:53 say: TheAlkal: lamaaaaaa
104:57 say: TheAlkal: lamaaaaaaaa
104:58 say: =): NO ENGRISH
104:59 say: =): SORRY
105:00 say: TheAlkal: lamaaaaa
105:01 say: =): CHINESE ONLY
105:23 say: TheAlkal: di to delas s tvou mamou hahah
105:28 say: =): NO ENGRISH
105:38 say: TheAlkal: no ses no debil
105:44 say: =): CHING TONG
105:46 say: =): TAI LEI
105:46 Item: 1 item_medpac
105:51 say: TheAlkal: en no
106:03 say: TheAlkal: debil proste ?D
106:06 say: =): puta
106:09 say: =): ching hong

I DONT KILL YOu idiot duck cheat lam

7532:31say: Umadbro?: rofl easy
7532:56Kill: 2 1 3: Umadbro? killed ^3^6^3Fluttershy by MOD_SABER
7532:59say: Umadbro?: rofl easy
7533:06say: ^3^6^3Fluttershy: roflroflrofl
7533:09say: ^3^6^3Fluttershy: woohoo
7533:15Item: 2 item_shield_sm_instant
7533:15Item: 2 item_shield_sm_instant
7533:21Item: 1 item_medpac
7533:24Kill: 1 2 27: ^3^6^3Fluttershy killed Umadbro? by MOD_FORCE_DARK
7533:28say: ^3^6^3Fluttershy: easy
7534:32Kill: 1 2 3: ^3^6^3Fluttershy killed Umadbro? by MOD_SABER
7534:40say: ^3^6^3Fluttershy: easy

Protip: Umadbro? is a bot.

[EagerYoungSpaceCadet]

105:23 say: TheAlkal: di to delas s tvou mamou hahah

Sounds like some village idiot from the Balkan Peninsula.
Rough translation of that phrase should be (with spelling corrections): you do that with your mom hahah

[TeeKup]

You have no idea how hard I lol'd at those pooky.