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[Rob Oplawar]

stop doublepos-owait.

[ExAm]

[01:11] andrewjunwalker: dude
[01:11] andrewjunwalker: do you still have the tuts for halo demo modding
[01:11] imod53: oh, hello
[01:11] imod53: didn't hear you comein
[01:12] imod53: greetings
[01:12] imod53: *smokes pipe*
[01:12] imod53: I never modded the demo, sir
[01:12] andrewjunwalker: really?
[01:12] imod53: and if you're still modding the demo, trash it and go buy full for ten bucks
[01:12] imod53: oh right
[01:12] imod53: mac
[01:12] imod53: right
[01:12] imod53: well
[01:12] imod53: go buy a pc
[01:12] imod53: then buy it for ten bucks
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: dude
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: wtf.
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: i hate pc
[01:13] imod53: i used to
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: i have halo full on mac
[01:13] imod53: but AH SAW THE LIIIIIGHT
[01:13] imod53: wait
[01:13] imod53: then why are you modding the demo
[01:13] imod53: ARE YOU MAD, MAN?
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: dude
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: my internet isn't strong enough to host a mod on full
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: not much people play on full
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: well ma
[01:14] imod53: shit dude
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: ybe there are more people
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: but
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: halo demo people are better
[01:14] imod53: wtih the latest update there are at least 60 servers on PC/Mac full at any one time
[01:15] imod53: halo demo people are grenade whores and suck at banshee killing
[01:15] imod53: GO TO FULL IF YOU WANT SUM SKEEEELZ
[01:15] andrewjunwalker: well i don't have intel on my mac
[01:15] imod53: dude wtf
[01:15] imod53: you don't need intel for halo
[01:15] andrewjunwalker: for the latest update you do
[01:15] imod53: :|
[01:16] imod53: the fuckers didn't update the mac version to fix the server crash bug?
[01:16] andrewjunwalker: no
[01:16] imod53: HEINOUS CRIIIIIME
[01:16] imod53: SIR
[01:16] imod53: PC MAY BE BETTER BUT I DEFEND TO THE DEATH YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE A FULLY SUPPORTED AND WORKING GMAE
[01:17] imod53: *salutes, sheds a tear*
[01:17] imod53: *american flag waves in background*
[01:17] andrewjunwalker: um ok..
[01:17] imod53: GO FORTH AND BE MERRY
[01:17] imod53: tra la la la laaa
[01:17] imod53: *skips into the sunset*

I love messing with old mac demo modders

[paladin]

"His speech smells like shit..."
"What?"
"He's talking right out of his ass"

[Bodzilla]

[09:36] The Real Ziz Lady: The Rise and fall of Ziggy stardust
[09:36] David Bowie: wat
[09:36] David Bowie: wat
[09:36] David Bowie: wat
[09:36] David Bowie: is that a kind of drug
[09:36] The Real Ziz Lady: good to know you dont know your own albums mister bowie
[09:36] David Bowie: oh
[09:36] David Bowie: no
[09:36] David Bowie: I dont
[09:36] David Bowie: lolol
[09:36] The Real Ziz Lady: Fail right there.

selentic.

[blind]

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[Donut]

[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): fine
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): hesus
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): hesus?
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1):
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): how do you say fuck in spanish
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): thats like
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): jesus + he man
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): hesus
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): no
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): lol
[22:59] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): LOL HESUS
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): its jesus in spanish, amiright?
[22:59] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): lol
[22:59] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): no
[22:59] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): no, animal
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): hay sous
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): no..?
[22:59] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): thats still spelled jesus
[22:59] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): jesus in spanish is jesus
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): yes
[22:59] =Σ=Thunderbolt (lazylatino): hesus
[23:00] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): just the pronunciation
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): no
[23:00] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): ok
[23:00] =Σ=Thunderbolt (lazylatino): yea it is in spanish
[23:00] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): shh terminator is on
[23:00] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): don...get the hesus thing into the asshat.txt
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): no
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): jesus
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): it sounds like hay zues
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): but its still jesus

hey zues fucking christ its like an episode of Seinfeld

[blind]

hey zues fucking christ its like an episode of Seinfeld

not funny.......:S

[Donut]

not funny.......:S

i thought it was

[Donut]

not funny.......:S

i thought it was ............................
E: what the fuck, internal serv- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
yeah, sorry about the double post. goddamn server error

[Mass]

[17:20] David Bowie: flihgt of da fukkin conchords
[17:20] ssɐɯ: heh heh
[17:21] David Bowie: lol wanna play zps?
[17:21] David Bowie: oh shit acid in space
[17:21] ssɐɯ: naw
[17:21] ssɐɯ: I got shit to do
[17:21] David Bowie: smoke pot
[17:21] ssɐɯ: already have
[17:22] David Bowie: o
[17:22] ssɐɯ: got a paper back today
[17:22] David Bowie: and you rolled it into a joint
[17:22] ssɐɯ: no
[17:22] ssɐɯ: what
[17:22] ssɐɯ: I uh
[17:23] ssɐɯ: it said this exactly on it:
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "Wow. This was so good I googled everything to make sure it wasn't plaigerized."
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "100/100"
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "Email me a copy"
[17:23] David Bowie: lolwat
[17:24] David Bowie: fukkin plagerized
[17:24] ssɐɯ: The best part is I was totally stoned when I wrote the second half
[17:24] David Bowie: you fukkin jews stealin shit from ppl
[17:24] David Bowie: lolol
[17:24] ssɐɯ: and the first half was so good he just googled everything
[17:25] ssɐɯ: gave up on finding a copy
[17:25] ssɐɯ: and didn't read the part I wrote when I was baked off my nutsack
[17:25] David Bowie: Lmfao