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[Heathen]

coathangers

HAHAHA

[n00b1n8R]

mr fallout says:
would you rather drink a coca-cola
or a nuka-cola
Terrence says:
neither good sirf
Terrence says:
pure water is my beverage of choice
mr fallout says:
then you'd love purified water
mr fallout says:
all the refreshment you need, with none of the radiation
mr fallout says:

Terrence says:
sounds quite smashing chap
Terrence says:
now many pennies would one need to proqure such an amazing product
mr fallout says:
well sir, if you wish to procure such an outstanding beverage the only price would be anal relations
it's hard to come by a willing man out in the wasteland
Terrence says:
sorry chum, but it goes against my religion
Terrence says:
my religion being the cult of not getting raped in the ass by strange beverage retailers
mr fallout says:
oh, are you a child of the atom? then I'd suppose you'd just prefer some dirty water, as you guys seem to worship radiation or some fucked up shit like that
Terrence says:
actually sir
Terrence says:
i rolled darkside
Terrence says:
chaotic evil infact
Terrence says:
i was just toying with you
Terrence says:
i forgot to mention the other half of my religion
Terrence says:
it's actually the cult of not getting raped in the ass by strange beverage retailers and instead tying them to a fence post and making a woman of them untill they wished they were dead, then leaving them there with a glowing neon sign reading "I GOT RAPED IN THE ASS"
mr fallout says:
but with my hands tied i will not be able to hand you the water, this rendering your quest of sado-masochistic torture fruitless!
Terrence says:
after raping and erecting the sign
Terrence says:
i steal the water
Terrence says:
:awesome:
mr fallout says:
sir I do not know if you have noticed or not, but I have pet Yao Guai that will not hesitate to pounce on you
mr fallout says:
if you were unaware, the Yao Guai is simply a mutated black bear the doesn't seem to mind fucking people's shit up
i advise that you do not steal my water.
Terrence says:
but sir, i too possess a Yao Guai
Terrence says:
but you must understand that mine is female
Terrence says:
and a massive slut
mr fallout says:
well damn
i have been defeated
will you at least allow me the courtesy of an unbinding after the deed is done
Terrence says:
well
Terrence says:
i'll tell you what
Terrence says:
what i i just cover you with honey and kick a hive of mutant bees so your suffering is atleast short
Terrence says:
if*
mr fallout says:
but sir! a nuclear apocalypse and two hundred years of waiting has surely killed all bees!
Terrence says:
they are mutant bees
mr fallout says:
so bloatflies, then
Terrence says:
mutant bees
mr fallout says:
well sir surely you know they simply spit acid
Terrence says:
not bloatflies
Terrence says:
bees
Terrence says:
but mutated
mr fallout says:
boos
mr fallout says:
i am sorry sir i am fairly intoxicated i meant bees
Terrence says:
understandable
mr fallout says:
in these wastes there isnt much to do BUT drink
Terrence says:
so you've been drinking your own stock?
mr fallout says:
well sir the stat boosts alcohol awards are quite worthless; most of the things bought are weapons and non-radioactive sex toys
Terrence says:
you possess non-radioactive sex toys?
Terrence says:
why did you not say so earlier!?!?
mr fallout says:
i did not say anything.
disregard any former comments.
i'd rather not have these things shoved in me.
Terrence says:
quite the opposite sir
Terrence says:
let us come to a mutually beneficial agreement
Terrence says:
i take into posession the sextoys and 1 bottle of your finest water
Terrence says:
and you proceed to enjoy your life with an intact butthole
mr fallout says:
well sir I'd rather have your cock in my ass, if you can manage that; just without the bondage and such
Terrence says:
well
Terrence says:
sorry
Terrence says:
but it goes against my religion
Terrence says:
so we'll just go with the old plans
Terrence says:
but i'll make off with the buttplugs too
Terrence says:
toodle oo
mr fallout says:
fuck.
mr fallout says:
ps is it wierd that i got a boner during this conversation

[ExAm]

[00:16] Ollie: I don't enjoy smoking, I'm just committing suicide on the installment plan
[00:20] imod53: I'd lol but god damn that's morbid

[n00b1n8R]

Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Gordon says:
terrenc, im just not ready'

Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Flick says:
hmm
Flick says:
i think it has something to do with the fact that i really cant be bothered

Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Sylvia says:
wtf??

Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
merlin says:
well i just came out of a relationship where they lost interest while i still had feeling for them, so it could be awhile before i feel comforable getting intimately close with anyone

denied

[Bodzilla]

RELOAD DR FREEMAN.

[n00b1n8R]

What?

[Bodzilla]

Gordon.

I cant be arsed to explain it anymore to you.

[n00b1n8R]

No.

[nick3d]

Jodie: pick a song any song
Nick3d: snoop dog: and all his snoop doggy dog friends on myspace.co.uk/snoopdoggydog@hotmail.co.snoopdoggydog@askjeeves.c o.sausages@theBBQ.co.comparethemarket.com/snoopdog

bet u cant find it :P

[Heathen]

I give up...no wait. I dont care.

What is it?