Quote Originally Posted by Xetsuei View Post
You can't win the game if you're thinking about the game. In fact, you can only win the game if you die without thinking about the game. If you think about the game, you lose the game.
My friends and I came up with a theory on how to win the game, at least in our circle.

Step 1: At the last minute of your 50th birthday, you've got to smash your face into a blue frosting covered cheesecake
Step 2: Call everybody with the same last name as you in the phone book, and tell them they lost the game
Step 3: Drive as quickly as you can to the nearest gas station with a food mart
Step 4: Buy all the twinkies they have
Step 5: Throw them at anybody else in the store
Step 6: Run out, go home and go to bed
Step 7: Wake up at 6AM
Step 8: ???
Step 9: Profit!