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[Heathen]

(7:35:03 PM) heathen: but ya
(7:35:14 PM) heathen: fox was being risky here
(7:35:20 PM) heathen: they obviously have balls
(7:35:23 PM) heathen: huge ones
(7:35:32 PM) heathen: beautiful and galliant balls
(7:35:35 PM) heathen: with dicks growing off them
(7:35:38 PM) heathen: sweating semen
(7:36:32 PM) paperriot: wat...

In discussion of Fox taking on the hollowed ground of a DB live action movie.

E:

(7:38:28 PM) paperriot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hDkTRWcKIY
(7:39:57 PM) heathen: what the wholy motherfuck was that...

[ExAm]

What is DB :|

[ultama121]

Dragon Ball I'd assume.

[Bodzilla]

[19:13] The Real Ziz Lady: just switched to vodaphone
[19:16] Dyl: hey bro
[19:16] The Real Ziz Lady: man
[19:16] The Real Ziz Lady: the Customer service chick
[19:16] Dyl: hot?
[19:16] The Real Ziz Lady: sounded like a dude was going down on her
[19:16] The Real Ziz Lady: MARK!!
[19:17] The Real Ziz Lady: i was like LOL NO WAY!
[19:17] The Real Ziz Lady: totally distracted and all over the shop lololol
[19:17] Dyl: lol
[19:17] Dyl: maybe someone was
[19:17] The Real Ziz Lady: xD

[Rob Oplawar]

If I ever run for public office, I'm fucked:

FUCK YOU, HUMAN RACE.

I'm also an arrogant anti-social asshole and I've made my share of stupid posts and flames and shit

I meant that to be taken literally. I am an asshole.

I never use sarcasm on the internet

Here I am, deal with it, you either like me or you don't.

Rabble rabble rabble rabble!

then he snaps, machine-gunning everyone in the store? That's me

I HACKED THE SITE

I'm pissed, and I'm leaving forever

I think I'm going to go murder something now, brb.

Mass, what the fuck is wrong with you, of course hate is legal. This country is founded on the concept that people are allowed to hate

fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking FUCKING fucking JESUS CHRIST PISSING fucking goddamn damn fuck fucking fucking FUCKING FUCK goddamn FUCK fuck goddamn goddamn fucking fucking fucking AAAAAAAHHHH GODDAMMIT FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ASSHOLE AAAAAAAHHH jesus fucking christ on a fucking pony goddamn FUCK shit fucking goddamn goddamn fucking fucking fucking fucking fuck fucking ass fucking fucking fucker Jesus crhist god in heaven fucking shitpost jesus christ fucking

I just spent the last hour and a half yelling at people on xbox live

I totally fucking called it. God dammit.

Eh, fuck you, buddeh.

Just do what I do- make mindless random conversation with your friend who is obviously busy with something else until he gets pissed at you and tells you to fuck off.

jesus christ for the love of god JONIE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I'll admit it publicly. I hate the United States Government.

aug, why?! why?! what the fuck! halp! I can't figure it out! Where the fuck does the 13th dwarf come from?! Aaaaah! I can't figure it out! my brain is locking up! AUG! what the fuck! I can't figure it out! It's driving me crazy! Why can't I figure it out?! AAAAHHH! Why?! what's going on?! aug! aaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

maybe I really am going crazy.

wait, no, i already am crazy. on that note, what do you guys think i should name the little black bird who visits me every once in a while? he never says anything, but he flaps his wings at me and offers encouragement.

Fuck it. I know it doesn't mean jack shit for me to say it, but I'll say it anyway. I don't care. Yeah I'm anti-social, that's why I post on a forum!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A PONY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!
I've got an untreated concussion on top of a certifiably idiotic and memory disabled personality

FUCK YOU.
Where's my coffee?!

[Joshflighter]

Almost all your quotes have a F word in it..

[MetKiller Joe]

Are you still sleep deprived?

[Warsaw]

Almost all your quotes have a F word in it..

That throughly secures his manliness.

[Bodzilla]

[19:15] The Real Ziz Lady: going to get pizza
[19:15] The Real Ziz Lady: BRB
[19:15] The Real Ziz Lady: K!
[19:15] The Real Ziz Lady: >!
[19:15] m00kz: bring me back some cunt
[19:15] The Real Ziz Lady: i'll need more money
[19:16] The Real Ziz Lady: hookers are expensive around here

heh

[Joshflighter]

Disaster™: :U
Disaster™: its lul
Disaster™: watchin?
Joshflighter: no
Joshflighter: lul
Joshflighter: lol
Disaster™: do it
Joshflighter: >:U
Joshflighter: nu
Disaster™: its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum only i'm all out of bubble gum
Disaster™: wtf?
Joshflighter: im in the middle of a quest
Disaster™: when i find you
Disaster™: i'm going to make you a faggot
Joshflighter: you know how gay it is to get out of the game
Joshflighter:
Disaster™: i'm going to shove my fist so far up your ass
Disaster™: balls
Disaster™: balls
Disaster™: balls
Disaster™: of steel
Joshflighter: :|

Like 10 min later:

Joshflighter: :o
Joshflighter: so about you sticking ur hand up my ass
Joshflighter: thats still on?
Disaster™: no
Disaster™: ;P
Joshflighter: AWww
Joshflighter: