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[n00b1n8R]

So I discovered OIFY last night.

Today is a very sad day for so called civilized society. A good decent, hard working family man will be condemned in a puppet court for loving his family and trying to protect them from the horrors of modern life.


Today's modern families are beset with drug addiction, teen pregnancy and sexual health problems. Herr Fritzl managed to protect his family from this and also give his daughter a deep and meaningful sexual relationship.


The Austrian 'justice' system has already decided the fate of this hero for old fashioned values and decency, by using a puppet court to satisfy the media's insatiable hunger for a story, even if it does destroy the life of a good man.


We want to see this case overturned, him reunited with his family and his daughter returned to the safety of the luxury apartment he built for her in his basement.


Josef Fritzl is an angel, a beacon of decency, leave this poor man alone so he can take care of his family.

FREE JOSEF FRITZL NOW!

[rossmum]

You only just found it?

[n00b1n8R]

TF2, contraptions, gamemodes, maps.
I almost never stray from those.

[Pooky]

So I discovered OIFY last night.

Source or gtfo.

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: so you guys are going nuts on G mod lately
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: all i see yas doing O__o
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: yas doing Role playing or some shit?
-=AWOL=- Cube: mmm
-=AWOL=- Cube: They are
-=AWOL=- Cube: I hate the shit
-=AWOL=- Cube: I have a real life to live
-=AWOL=- Cube: Don't need to pretend in RP
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: rofl
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Booze good tunes and cartoons for the win
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Tf2 <3
-=AWOL=- Cube: haha

<33333

[Jean-Luc]

PharoaheZephyrus (1:48:16 PM): sounds like the water is ready for coffee!
JeanLuc 761 (1:48:33 PM): lol
JeanLuc 761 (1:48:35 PM): A happy guy today
PharoaheZephyrus (1:51:02 PM): ^_______________^
JeanLuc 761 (1:51:06 PM): o_o
JeanLuc 761 (1:51:16 PM): Why so happy?
JeanLuc 761 (1:51:17 PM): =p
PharoaheZephyrus (1:51:34 PM): c o f f e e
PharoaheZephyrus (1:51:36 PM): weeeee
JeanLuc 761 (1:51:37 PM): hah
JeanLuc 761 (1:51:43 PM): I'll keep callin you an addict
JeanLuc 761 (1:51:47 PM): But I know that's useless
PharoaheZephyrus (1:52:00 PM): i don't care
PharoaheZephyrus (1:52:08 PM): i have my coffee and it's the only thing that matters in life
PharoaheZephyrus (1:52:10 PM): : D
JeanLuc 761 (1:52:15 PM): Tell that to your future wife
JeanLuc 761 (1:52:20 PM): That'll be a winning line
JeanLuc 761 (1:52:21 PM): lol
PharoaheZephyrus (1:52:24 PM): you mean my coffee maid?
JeanLuc 761 (1:52:32 PM): ROFL
JeanLuc 761 (1:52:38 PM): *goes to Quotes thread*
PharoaheZephyrus (1:52:43 PM): bring me my coffee, wench :clap clap:

[rossmum]

Found this gem on an Il-2 modding site.

[LlamaMaster]

Dirty Sanchez: and drawings are the truth?
Dirty Sanchez: ???
RED_Monkeyulize-4: yes
Dirty Sanchez: logic
RED_Monkeyulize-4: because drawings, or even imagination, can be used to evoke a true-to-life image, one that can inject the furfag into his fantasy. a physical suit which attempts to create this is a failure, because it is limited by cheap fur and bad artistic ability.
Dirty Sanchez: D:
Dirty Sanchez: SORRY I ASKED

[Heathen]

(8:03:34 PM) Heathen: out of school?
(8:03:45 PM) ssɐɯ: yeah
(8:03:48 PM) ssɐɯ: 10 day
(8:03:50 PM) ssɐɯ: minimum
(8:03:52 PM) Heathen: nice
(8:04:01 PM) ssɐɯ: caught me smoking a fatty
(8:04:07 PM) Heathen: BHAHA
(8:04:07 PM) ssɐɯ: two detectives actually
(8:04:11 PM) Heathen: thats so lol
(8:04:20 PM) Heathen: extend spring break
(8:04:25 PM) ssɐɯ: "street tactics unit"
(8:04:38 PM) ssɐɯ: kind of, I basically have a three week break now
(8:04:41 PM) Heathen: my school expells
(8:04:50 PM) ssɐɯ: my school has the option
(8:04:54 PM) ssɐɯ: but doesn't take it
(8:05:00 PM) Heathen: dont wanna get sued
(8:05:04 PM) Heathen: by jews
(8:05:14 PM) ssɐɯ: cause our disciplinarian is like
(8:05:15 PM) Heathen: they looked at your name
(8:05:20 PM) Heathen: and they were like
(8:05:24 PM) Heathen: Weinstein?
(8:05:25 PM) Heathen: Fuck that
(8:05:28 PM) ssɐɯ: lol
(8:05:29 PM) Heathen: wait wait
(8:05:34 PM) Heathen: I still remember your name irl
(8:05:37 PM) Heathen: hold on
(8:05:40 PM) Heathen: Nate Tingly
(8:05:42 PM) Heathen: right?
(8:05:43 PM) ssɐɯ: dude, the best part
(8:05:44 PM) ssɐɯ: yeah
(8:05:46 PM) Heathen: dude
(8:05:47 PM) ssɐɯ: anyway
(8:05:48 PM) Heathen: I am badass
(8:05:54 PM) ssɐɯ: Travis
(8:05:54 PM) Heathen: go on
(8:05:55 PM) ssɐɯ: anyway
(8:05:58 PM) Heathen: bhaha
(8:05:59 PM) Heathen: awesome
(8:06:21 PM) ssɐɯ: so we're in the office for 10 minutes after the cops drop us off at the school
(8:06:43 PM) Heathen: us?
(8:06:44 PM) Heathen: LOL
(8:06:48 PM) Heathen: your friends are out too?
(8:06:49 PM) ssɐɯ: and the tv in the corner of the disciplinarian's office has cheech and chong on

BHAHA

[rossmum]

teh rossmum (4:36:56 PM): great
teh rossmum (4:37:04 PM): someone released a falklands map for il-2
teh rossmum (4:37:26 PM): cue argies harping on about 'malvinas argentinas' all fucking thread
teh rossmum (4:37:36 PM): it never belonged to them in the first place so tt
PharoaheZephyrus (4:38:35 PM): l o fukin l
teh rossmum (4:38:38 PM): why do they care so much anyway
teh rossmum (4:38:44 PM): YEAH MAN THAT'S OUR SHITTY PEAT BOG
teh rossmum (4:38:47 PM): GIVE IT BACK
teh rossmum (4:39:02 PM): they sure must love peat bogs in argentina
teh rossmum (4:40:13 PM): if i didn't value my membership at the forums there i'd go in and post "LOL HOW'S THE GENERAL BELGRANO GOING OH WAIT IT'S NOT LOL"
PharoaheZephyrus (4:40:34 PM): ahahahahaa
PharoaheZephyrus (4:40:37 PM): oh my fucking lol
PharoaheZephyrus (4:40:40 PM): that'd be great

goddamn argies