Dual conversation with n00b and his brother, both using different computers at different ends of the house.
Elmo the Emo Emperor: hey baby
Elmo the Emo Emperor: fine then
Elmo the Emo Emperor: be like that
Elmo the Emo Emperor: ihy
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: sup
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: mr elmo
Elmo the Emo Emperor: my dick
Elmo the Emo Emperor: illa baby
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: good to hear it
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: must be all those Lolicon porn i've been sending noob eh
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: talk about tight :X
Elmo the Emo Emperor: lolicon?
Elmo the Emo Emperor: lolio?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: what ever
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: all i do/ we is
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: fap to it
[19:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb:[19:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: derp derp derp
Elmo the Emo Emperor: hey baby
Elmo the Emo Emperor: fine then
Elmo the Emo Emperor: be like that
Elmo the Emo Emperor: ihy
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: sup
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: mr elmo
Elmo the Emo Emperor: my dick
Elmo the Emo Emperor: illa baby
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: good to hear it
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: must be all those Lolicon porn i've been sending noob eh
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: talk about tight :X
Elmo the Emo Emperor: lolicon?
Elmo the Emo Emperor: lolio?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: what ever
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: all i do/ we is
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: fap to it
[19:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: man the storys i've told woah ho!
[19:40] Terrence: fake
[19:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ?
[19:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: quit frankly i find your lack of faith disturbing.
Elmo the Emo Emperor: nice
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i reckon
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: so whats new in the relm of emo's
Elmo the Emo Emperor: we now have representation in the government
Elmo the Emo Emperor: and we now have an alliance with goths the god of the goths
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: isnt his name gothos
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!:
Elmo the Emo Emperor: gothmos the god of the goths*
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: oh i see
Elmo the Emo Emperor: anything enw in the land of zilla?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: sex
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lots and lots of sex
Elmo the Emo Emperor: where all the children are inncocent and hog tied?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lie
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lots of pron
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: well i dunno about innocent
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Original sin you see
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: they all need punishing
Elmo the Emo Emperor: ah
Elmo the Emo Emperor: true true
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: well i think it's important to bring religion into it when your dealing with child abuse
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: if the glove fits...
[19:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb:[19:44] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: your bro p coo guy he talks to zilla and doesnt afraid of nething
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: oh i see
Elmo the Emo Emperor: anything enw in the land of zilla?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: sex
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lots and lots of sex
Elmo the Emo Emperor: where all the children are inncocent and hog tied?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i like
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lie
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lots of pron
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: well i dunno about innocent
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Original sin you see
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: they all need punishing
[19:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb:[19:46] Terrence: so i go down there right
Elmo the Emo Emperor: ah
Elmo the Emo Emperor: true true
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: well i think it's important to bring religion into it when your dealing with child abuse
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: if the glove fits...
[19:46] Terrence: and he's like sup
[19:46] Terrence: and i'm like
[19:46] Terrence: leme borrow your mouse for a seck
[19:46] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: lolio
[19:46] Terrence: and he's like wtf why
[19:46] Terrence: and i ge to alt tab
[19:46] Terrence: but he stopes me
[19:46] Terrence: and i'm like
[19:46] Terrence: zilla's been copying your chats
[19:46] Terrence: and he breaks down rofling
[19:46] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: look this is of critical importance
[19:46] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: see if he has a boner?
[19:46] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: do it.
[19:46] Terrence: won't let me look at them though
[19:47] Terrence: LOL
[19:47] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: heh
[19:47] Terrence: he thought you were putting them on modacity
[19:47] Terrence: do it gogogo
[19:48] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: gogogogo
Elmo the Emo Emperor: so i hear you've been copying the chat
Elmo the Emo Emperor: put this in
Elmo the Emo Emperor: I love you all long time
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: well theres alot to love along
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: mah dong
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i asked n00b to check to see if you had a boner
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: dont know if he has yet
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: heh
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: but he's gunna look at your cawk so be on the lookout
Elmo the Emo Emperor: he's allready been down
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i noe
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: but i'm trying to get him to go down on you again
Elmo the Emo Emperor: he thought you were making it up
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: hard work
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Rofl
Elmo the Emo Emperor: until he came and was like "what you talking to zilla bout Elmo"?
[19:48] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb:
[19:48] Terrence: el oh el
Elmo the Emo Emperor: so i hear you've been copying the chat
Elmo the Emo Emperor: put this in
Elmo the Emo Emperor: I love you all long time
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: well theres alot to love along
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: mah dong
[19:49] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: so did he have a boner?
[19:49] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ?
[19:49] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: heh
[19:49] Terrence: no
[19:50] Terrence: hes not pedo enough for you
[19:50] Terrence: sorry
[19:50] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: we where talking about innocent (jheh) lolio's hogtied and NO BONER WTF?
[19:50] Terrence: i know it's like he doesn't have a penis
[19:51] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: fucking weirdo i swear
[19:51] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: only thing is
[19:51] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: how exactly would you post a double conversation
[19:51] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: happening at the same time :S
[19:52] Terrence: er.. copy and paste the parts where they overlap together into 1 big chat (and do the 2 chats in different colours)
[19:52] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb:
[19:52] Terrence: copy and paste both and say they happend simultaniously
[19:52] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: derp derp derp
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: rofl
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: "can i use your mouse"
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: I C EVERYTHING
Elmo the Emo Emperor: including your mum?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: been there
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: fapped to that
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i love a women with stretch marks
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: hmmm yeah
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: It's all over my face billy
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: tahts gunna take months to get outta my hair
Elmo the Emo Emperor: lol wat?'
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: heh
Elmo the Emo Emperor: so what are you upto?
Elmo the Emo Emperor: other than being online
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: having 2 conversations with brothers
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: been pretty emotional so far
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!:
Elmo the Emo Emperor:
Elmo the Emo Emperor: is n00b your brosef?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: he's a sef
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: dunno bout bro though
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: he's a bit of a demofag you see
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: and i hate demofags
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: :argh:
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: now how the fuck do i set this out to post it rofl
Elmo the Emo Emperor: say it's noob in secret
Elmo the Emo Emperor: it's one of his aliases if you look in steam freinds
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: :O
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: or i could tell the truth
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i was having a 3 way with 2 wrangers
Elmo the Emo Emperor: who was the chick?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: just give me 5 minutes
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: a pair of scissors
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: and some bourbon
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i think it's important that i dont remeber a thing after i touch a mans penis
Elmo the Emo Emperor: but what's funny is you still secretly know you did something you can't remember
Elmo the Emo Emperor: and you'll go to the grave tossing and turning wondering what it was
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: heh
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: so tahts where taht jar of peanut butter went
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: heh
Heh.
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
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