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[ultama121]

So today I stumbled upon one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life... I'm not responsible for the death that occurs upon viewing this.
http://www.nick.com/mynick/messagebo...eadsPerPage=20

OH MY GOD MY FUCKING EYES.

My favorite video games are Zathura for PS2, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody for DS, Quantum of Solace and Mario Kart for WII.

BOLT 100% IT WAS THE BEST MOVIE I EVER SAW

RAGIN' HERE.

Oh... the grammar is better than Yahoo. I'm ragin' less.

[LlamaMaster]

Tis truth, I be postin' from beyond teh grave.

[Mr Buckshot]

From TOK class yesterday:

teacher: three groups are doing the same proposal
student (looks at other student): Leonard, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*manhas stares at waimond*
waimond: uhh..i mean SHIT.
teacher: you do shit in the washroom, not in the classroom, you dont use shit and replace it with whatever you said before that

I LOL'ed along with the rest of the class.

[ExAm]

(3:22 AM) The Ivanator:
*brb, peppermint tea
(3:22 AM) Jason:
*dude
*peppermint tea is fucking awesome
*DO NOT DISS THE PEPPERMINT TEA

WOL, ARE YOU SEEING THIS? LET'S GET HIM!

[blind]

drunk text last night

<2 sooo much wuv yo. fuck i yelled fuck when you said you couldnt go and got bitched at by neighbours

I dont know why but I think this is so awesome.

[Joshflighter]

Mr ▀█▀: ive got a problem
Mr ▀█▀: im all out of underwear
Mr ▀█▀: and im not even kidding

Thats Lodex if you dont know.. lol.

[Sel]

Old Man: As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough.
Boat Car Guy: Man this must be like... parallel universe night. You know that cat that was just in here? Just ran out the door? Well, he comes up to the counter, you know, and I say "What's the word, turd?" And he lays down this burrito and he kind of looks at me, kind of stares at me and says, "I have but recently returned from the valley of the shadow of death. I'm rapturously breathing in all the odors and essences of life. I've been to the brink of total oblivion. I remember and ferment the desire to remember everything."
Wiley: So, what did you say to that?
Boat Car Guy: Well, I mean, what could I say? I said, "If you're going to microwave that burrito, I want you to poke holes in the plastic wrapping because they explode. And I'm tired of cleaning up your little burrito doings. You dig me?"

[DarkHalo003]

http://www.nick.com/mynick/messagebo...85724&offset=0

^This alone made me die and laugh a little on the inside.

[mech]

Made me laugh too, knowing that you frequent nickelodeon.com

[DarkHalo003]

Made me laugh too, knowing that you frequent nickelodeon.com

It makes me wonder how old these kids are on that forum. They seem pretty young, but I swore I saw Jessie Mcartney's name in there somewhere. Pretty damn creepy.