35 Categories of Gamers

[SnaFuBAR]

i am the sadist, the tactician, the tourettes guy, the stealther, the oldfag, and the man with a grudge.

[Jean-Luc]

I'll join the shenanigans.

1, 9, occasionally 10 and 13, 18, 28, 29

[Sel]

I spent a lot of time in tf2 last week hunting flimz, and only flimz as the spy heh

[Syuusuke]

1. etc.

[n00b1n8R]

I spent a lot of time in tf2 last week hunting flimz, and only flimz as the spy heh

montage fag, get out please.

[Jean-Luc]

Thought of another one.

The Rage-Quitter
Complete jackasses, these players will quit at any point in the game if they feel like either A) They're losing, or B) Their team will lose. They do not have the common decency to complete a game, and apparently dislike the experience of losing. Egocentric to the max, they feel that they are too good to lose, and if they're not in the winning position, it's someone else's fault. Unfortunately, there is no way to get rid of them, but they're still fair game to rant about during lull periods in the match.

I find these guys to be uncannily common in Left 4 Dead.

[Sel]

I find these guys to be uncannily common in Left 4 Dead.

Which is why I have a 25% versus game completion rate

no point playing if the rest of my team quits, or if the other team has quit :S

[TVTyrant]

1, 5, and 18. Its all about sneaking up on someone and fucking em up with a shotgun, sniper, or any other cheap fag weapon. I'm a bit of a self-preservationist, as I really dont enjoy getting killed over and over again, but on some maps im a combo of 9,12, and 13, rushing in, using vehicles to break through lines, and using the Pistol/AR combo to profag it up.

[Jean-Luc]

Which is why I have a 25% versus game completion rate

no point playing if the rest of my team quits, or if the other team has quit :S

Be a man and finish the goddamn game

[Spartan094]

1 7 9 18 28 29 31, good list too +rep