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[DEElekgolo]

[19:33] Banana: YOU CANT FUCK WITH ME
[19:33] Banana: IM A FUCKING BANANA
[19:34] * Spartan094 ohdear
[19:34] Orange: what now
[19:34] Orange: woops
[19:34] Banana: Dad?
[19:34] Orange: nope
[19:35] Orange: the water melon is your dad
[19:35] Orange: or the cake
[19:35] Orange: either one is good
[19:35] Banana: FUCK YOU
[19:35] Orange: :#
[19:35] Banana: IM A BANANANANNANNA
[19:35] Orange: banna phone?
[19:35] Banana: EVEN BETTER
[19:35] Orange: super banne?
[19:35] Orange: banner
[19:35] Orange: :d
[19:35] Banana: I GET MORE PUSSY THEN A HOMELESS WOMEN
[19:35] Orange: AIDS
[19:36] Banana: no u dumb fuck
[19:36] Banana: bananas cant get aids
[19:36] Banana: why are you talking to me?
[19:36] Banana: bananas dont talk.
[19:36] Banana: fucking weird man
[19:36] Banana: talking to a banana
[19:36] Banana: weirdo.
[19:36] Orange: D:

Me and spartan094 talking.
I'm banana.

[Spartan094]

Orange: AIDS
Banana: no u dumb fuck
Banana: bananas cant get aids
Banana: why are you talking to me?
Banana: bananas dont talk.
Banana: fucking weird man
Banana: talking to a banana
Banana: weirdo.
Orange: D:

[ExAm]

I...don't know what to say.

I'm pretty sure he's talking about Skill, who is not Emmzee. Everyone was joking that he was for a while, though.

[rossmum]

Agamemnon: iAtty (2:33:09 AM): i have to be up in 6 hours
iAtty (2:33:12 AM): to get a hair cut
iAtty (2:33:15 AM): then drive to my aunts/uncles
Agamemnon v1 (2:33:26 AM): You're getting fucked by the horse again?
iAtty (2:33:32 AM): oh die in a fire
iAtty (2:35:01 AM): uh
iAtty (2:35:06 AM): i haven't seen my cousins for 8 years
iAtty (2:35:08 AM): or my aunt and uncle
iAtty (2:35:20 AM): who are both incredibly succesful
iAtty (2:36:01 AM): i enjoy spending time with them
Agamemnon v1 (2:36:14 AM): Gang bang?
iAtty (2:36:25 AM): oh for fucks sake
iAtty (2:36:25 AM): shut up

lol atty

[ultama121]

I'm pretty sure he's talking about Skill, who is not Emmzee. Everyone was joking that he was for a while, though.

Yup.

[CN3089]

drhow: http://www.canada.com/news/Woman+cel...067/story.html
drhow: ouch
ej_olmos: at least the husband can press charges
ej_olmos: since they have concrete evidence
ej_olmos:

[Advancebo]

[12:55] Spartan094: What would you do if half the worlds populatio
[12:55] Spartan094: became zombies
[12:55] Advancebo™: if u cant beat em
[12:55] Advancebo™: join em
[12:55] Advancebo™: :B
[12:56] Spartan094: :\
[12:56] Spartan094: I would rather keep my brain
[12:56] Advancebo™: but brains are good
[12:56] Advancebo™: D:
[12:56] Advancebo™: juicy
[12:56] Advancebo™: :B
[12:56] Spartan094: a good source of knowledge
[12:56] Spartan094: fuck your orange juice
[12:56] Spartan094: :#
[12:56] Advancebo™: who wants some brain juice
[12:56] Advancebo™: fresh squeezed
[12:56] Advancebo™: and fresh picked

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[klange]

22:33:04 Advancebo: when a mommy and daddy love each other
22:33:05 ACoLOL~SeL: hahchchcha
22:33:06 Itszutak:
22:33:09 Advancebo: they adopt a baby
22:33:13 Bacon: haha
22:33:15 Itszutak: hah
22:33:18 Ms` Higuy: =(
22:33:19 sever lag: the daddy forgets to pull out
22:33:19 Ms` Higuy was killed by Yokan~ˆ
22:33:21 Advancebo was killed by InnerGoat
22:33:22 Ms` Higuy: no
22:33:24 sever lag: or the condom breaks

22:43:28 Bacon: /b *sel*
22:43:28 ** SERVER ** Banning ACoLOL~SeL
22:43:30 innerduCky: LOL
22:43:31 ACoLOL~SeL quit
22:43:32 Bacon: You and these damn short commands.
22:43:41 Bacon: Honestly, needs more "/ban", et al.
22:43:47 Advancebo was killed by Itszutak
22:43:47 Bacon: Like /teleport and /shortcut
22:43:48 Advancebo: wth
22:43:50 Advancebo: :V
22:43:50 jcap: it's funny when he gets a taste of his own server abuse

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[ThePlague]

[00:18] rook i guess!: so tell me
[00:18] rook i guess!: what's the craziest thing you've done!?
[00:18] =Σ= ThePlague: buttsecks with sel
[00:19] rook i guess!: uhh
[00:19] =Σ= ThePlague: :C
[00:19] =Σ= ThePlague: dont worry though, I was catching
[00:20] rook i guess!: LOL

=Σ= ThePlague (church897): is it weird to have intercourse with yourself while your sleeping?
rook i guess! (rook1337): download that movie to see more!!
=Σ= ThePlague (church897): or is that just self rape
rook i guess! (rook1337): yh
=Σ= ThePlague (church897): because if I cloned myself, then raped myself, would balls touch?
=Σ= ThePlague (church897): since they're mine...
PopeAK49 (studmuffin49): what balls
=Σ= ThePlague (church897): BALLS OF STEEL
PopeAK49 (studmuffin49): lol

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[Inferno]

I trole'd this kid. I knew him a long time ago and he re-added me. He is a douche so I decided to fuck with him.

Bold is my comment and explanation. Underlined is stuff I wanted to point out in the original convo.

〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: yes. or no?
Inferno.hsc: yea
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: so you are my buddy
Inferno.hsc: ?????
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: ..><> no.. doesnt ring a bell?
Inferno.hsc: not really
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: did you make DMT air ..
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: hce map >.>
Inferno.hsc: yea
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: ok so you are my old buddy
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: from XTB
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: or BxE i ferget witch lol
Inferno.hsc: >_>
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: ?
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: why looking that way?
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: what. not happy to see me?
Inferno.hsc: <_<
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: lol im not a bi-polar emo mess anymore
Inferno.hsc: i beg to differ
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: im not im not\
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: (my statuse is cause im hot an sweaty
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: like really
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: my air conditioner is not working so well
Inferno.hsc: trole you say? this is quite the opurtunity )he didnt get that for some reason(
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: and a cat wont leave me alone adn i cant open the window
Inferno.hsc: i have no idea who you are
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: really?
Inferno.hsc: well of course not
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: i mean.. we new eachother fer like half a year
Inferno.hsc: i didnt hate you )i really reallly did(
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: yes u did
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: what kinda bs is that
Inferno.hsc: who the fuck are you
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: you didnt like me really.. come on .. fish? no.. dont remember me?
Inferno.hsc: idontknowwmpdismalleakwho you are )fucking leaked my map(
Inferno.hsc: sorry my spacebaris jammed )lies(
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: its ok
Inferno.hsc: but srsywhareyofckyou
Inferno.hsc: damn spacebar
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: lol
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: you were in XTB right?
Inferno.hsc: no iveneveuracuntheard of that )that one was so obvious *facepalm*(
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: really..
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: BxE ?
Inferno.hsc: wut?
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: one of those too..>.>
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: BxE beastes of..something..something..
Inferno.hsc: beasts of enchillion )i was in it(
Inferno.hsc: was never in it
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: really?
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: then how do you know it?
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: was private
Inferno.hsc: ive heard of it
Inferno.hsc: but was never in it
Inferno.hsc: i heard there was some douche in it named fishy or something )the fishy guy is him(
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: i know you from one of those clans
Inferno.hsc: a guy was complaining about hi
Inferno.hsc: him
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: YES SEEE IM THAT DOUCHE .. go
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: god..
Inferno.hsc: orly
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: yeah
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: but i know you
Inferno.hsc: inconciveable )srsly that is such a obvious trole thing to say(
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: and you knew me
Inferno.hsc: 48151562342 )coincidenec or fate?(
Inferno.hsc: i dont know who you are relaly
Inferno.hsc: you may have me confused with my twin )will he fall for it?(
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: twin...
Inferno.hsc: we use the same username
Inferno.hsc: its stupid
Inferno.hsc: but funnyy
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: then that could be it >.> )face palm(
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: whats his username ill go bug him then..
Inferno.hsc: i think its like
Inferno.hsc: soulpower89 )one of my IRL freinds usernames i did this because im a dick(
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: but the usernaem is wankzta .. thats the one i know
Inferno.hsc: thats mine
Inferno.hsc: my bros is soulpower89
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: ok
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: then.. wtf..
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: how do.. why do my friends ferget me always..
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: you know killerj ?
Inferno.hsc: no
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: yeah figures
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: sigh..ssssiiiiigggghhhhhh
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: well. then ill remove ya... no point in trying fer no reason
Inferno.hsc: k cya later
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: well. if ya ever remember
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: hghghg203 is my username
Inferno.hsc: oh i remember you
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: right after removing you..wow.
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: think your timing could suck more?
Inferno.hsc: i was just trole'n
Inferno.hsc: really thoug
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: ........-,- its not funny
Inferno.hsc: add my brother
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: y?
Inferno.hsc: because i have noidea who you are
Inferno.hsc: my brohter probbably does though
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: ..-,-
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: make yur fucking mind up!!
Inferno.hsc: alright
Inferno.hsc: cya later
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: no. its not your brother
〖ノヘ⺋〗Dミâ€*H: u ya dick >.>
Inferno.hsc: aha! but youll never catch me! *jumps out a window* )logs out(

This kid is gullible. Really gullible.