newbie from Atlanta

[klange]

Well no offense, but I don't think they're going to find anyone on Modacity looking for a wedding planner... :|

You'd be surprised.

[Dwood]

This is one convincing bot.

Btw, you have something you need to tell us Bacon?

[Rob Oplawar]

He doesn't, but I do.

Everybody, I have an announcement to make. Bacon and I are getting married, and there's nothing you can do about it!

Hye Bacon, guess what, you're the new WoL. You can now commence hating me.

[klange]

He doesn't, but I do.

Everybody, I have an announcement to make. Bacon and I are getting married, and there's nothing you can do about it!

Hye Bacon, guess what, you're the new WoL. You can now commence hating me.

Where are we going on our honeymoon? I always wanted to visit Japan...

[Rob Oplawar]

I told you we can't afford that! Abey, if we're going to make this work, you have to start respecting my decisions!

[klange]

I told you we can't afford that! Abey, if we're going to make this work, you have to start respecting my decisions!

I knew I should have married the robot. She actually listened to me

[Rob Oplawar]

You told me you were over her! I... I don't know if I can ever trust you again. You... you... you slut!

[klange]

You told me you were over her! I... I don't know if I can ever trust you again. You... you... you slut!

I'm not the one running around with Jerry doing who-knows-what!

[Horns]

Fail thread fails.

[Rob Oplawar]

And who the hell is this Horns guy, huh Abey? Another one of your fuck-buddies? I can't believe this!