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[ExAm]

Back in the day me and my buddy used to break into people's houses when they were out on vacation. I wasn't exactly what you would call an upstanding citizen back then, but I've put that part of my life behind me. Anyway, one day I'm checking out this one house that's supposed to be empty. Figured we'd case the joint and come back at night. Then I hear someone inside. Sounds like an old timey gangster guy, but he means business cause next thing I know there's machine gun fire inside the house. So I hit the deck and bust outta there quick. Scared the shit outta me. Later I found out that it was just a kid with a VCR and some fireworks. We went back to the house later, but that's a whole other story...

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[Futzy]

[»ШМ«]Kurdy™: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...n356/japan.jpg
[»ШМ«]Kurdy™: those are men???
[»ШМ«]: yes
[»ШМ«]: ..
[»ШМ«]: why was japan back then so bad ass
[»ШМ«]Kurdy™: ye
[»ШМ«]: and now they look like chicks with Blue steel?
[»ШМ«]Kurdy™: but now dey all just sum gayos

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[Jean-Luc]

"Snafubar" (8:36:15 PM): i was at home one day"Snafubar" (8:36:19 PM): and it is fucking POURING

"Snafubar" (8:36:25 PM): high wind, rain

"Snafubar" (8:36:30 PM): and i call my ex and i'm all

"Snafubar" (8:36:38 PM): ISN'T THIS RAIN NICE

"Snafubar" (8:36:45 PM): and she's all "what rain??"

"Snafubar" (8:36:50 PM): she lived 4 miles away

JeanLuc 761 (8:36:57 PM): lol

"Snafubar" (8:37:02 PM): it was clear skies for her

JeanLuc 761 (8:37:07 PM): we've had times where it rains in the front yard, and doesn't in the back yard

JeanLuc 761 (8:37:10 PM): We're like "lolwut?"

"Snafubar" (8:37:13 PM): lol

JeanLuc 761 (8:37:29 PM): Fucking yardist rain, I'm telling you

JeanLuc 761 (8:37:34 PM): *corny jokes!*

"Snafubar" (8:37:58 PM): lol

"Snafubar" (8:38:15 PM): your backyard grass must've been a little...brown

JeanLuc 761 (8:38:24 PM): ...oh shit

JeanLuc 761 (8:38:28 PM):

This is the kind of stuff we talk about.

[Donut]

[22:16] ICEE: whoah
[22:16] ICEE: i found him again
[22:16] =Σ= Guidario: um...
[22:16] =Σ= Guidario: oh shit
[22:16] =Σ= Guidario: i think i know who youre talking about
[22:16] =Σ= Guidario: hes been stalking you for a while now?
[22:16] <This user is now offline>

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? i dont know whether to call in an amber alert or not

[ICEE]

im an adult, you jackass

[Donut]

wha... youre an... AND YOU LET ME SHARE A BED WITH YOU ?

[p0lar_bear]

[03:10] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: what you should do for your test maps is make a script you can run while in devmode
[03:10] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: that respawns all of the bipeds
[03:10] m00kz.weapon: hahaha yeah
[03:10] m00kz.weapon: really
[03:10] m00kz.weapon: I'm fucking failure at scripting though
[03:10] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: it's a easy script
[03:11] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: name all of your bipeds
[03:11] m00kz.weapon: Yeah
[03:11] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: and then make a script that does an (object_create_anew) for each one
...
[03:46] m00kz.weapon: dude this script rocks
[03:46] m00kz.weapon: thx brosef.
[03:46] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: yeah all you need is more elites and you'd never need a reason to leave the map again
[03:46] p0lar.unit_hud_interface:
[03:46] m00kz.weapon: god
[03:46] m00kz.weapon: don't tempt me

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[itszutak]

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[klange]

In the random category:

(10:25:44 PM) Kevin Lange: I have two classes with this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Lynn
(10:27:09 PM) Siliconmaster482: ccool
(10:27:09 PM) Siliconmaster482: *cool
(10:27:37 PM) Kevin Lange: Despite how much every employee at Cisco probably hates him, he's a great guy.
(10:28:08 PM) Kevin Lange: I took the current photo on the Wikipedia article as a joke.
(10:28:34 PM) Siliconmaster482: lmao
(10:29:45 PM) Kevin Lange: And completely reformatted the page...
(10:29:52 PM) Kevin Lange: And added the note that he's currently at UIUC...
(10:30:09 PM) Siliconmaster482: nice work
(10:30:32 PM) Kevin Lange: If you go the edit right before OasisGames started touching it, you'll see how I've made it much better.
(10:31:11 PM) Kevin Lange: Anyway, yeah, the picture joke...
(10:31:20 PM) Kevin Lange: Or rather, here's the complete story:
(10:31:51 PM) Kevin Lange: I'm walking out of an introduction to computer science at UIUC meeting at the Siebel Center (look it up if you want, I'll just say "it's THE CS building at UIUC")...
(10:33:03 PM) Kevin Lange: There's food, drink, etc., but I'm not hungry - and now thank god I never went to get food or this probably wouldn't have happened - so I walk to the end of the room closest to the ACM room (because I'm going to join the ACM), guy sits down next to me, no idea who he is, but he obviously looks a little older...
(10:33:32 PM) Kevin Lange: ACM guys get invited to join the party, sit down at the table...
(10:33:54 PM) Kevin Lange: (because it's closest)
(10:34:34 PM) Kevin Lange: We start talking, they ask where we're all from (there was one other person at the table, someone from my res. hall), and we get through some basic introductions, and they get to Mike, and he's like "Google Michael Hall"
(10:34:46 PM) Siliconmaster482: haha
(10:34:53 PM) Kevin Lange: And they're like, what? And he shows them his name tag.
(10:35:06 PM) Kevin Lange: No one really knows who he is still, it's not so much a name thing rather it's the event itself that was famous...
(10:35:12 PM) Kevin Lange: But we all have iphones.
(10:35:13 PM) Siliconmaster482: heh
(10:35:17 PM) Siliconmaster482: LOL
(10:35:20 PM) Kevin Lange: So we google, hop on Wikipedia...
(10:35:23 PM) Kevin Lange: And holy shit look at this guy.
(10:35:51 PM) Kevin Lange: First thing we did after figuring out how awesome this guy was start critiquing the shitpoor things on his wiki entry (Because people do stupid things there).
(10:36:22 PM) Kevin Lange: I made the sarcastic comic "nice picture" - because we all know pictures on wikipedia are rarely good. I think Linus Torvalds is the only good picture I've seen on Wikipedia...
(10:36:40 PM) Kevin Lange: He says "Not really, it's terrible" and I'm like "Let's replace it.", and he's like "ha, sure."
(10:36:48 PM) Siliconmaster482: haha
(10:36:56 PM) Kevin Lange: So he stands up, I take a picture, tweet it, pull out my netbook and upload it to wikipedia.
(10:37:22 PM) Siliconmaster482: noice
(10:37:23 PM) Kevin Lange: Then came this three hour discussion about all sorts of things, starting with his life story.
(10:38:17 PM) Kevin Lange: Then we moved into the ACM room, and he started talking about stupid things people do in computing (it started out as a discussion on the ACM's OS project, then turned into how documentation sucks, specifications are never properly implemented, etc... then went into how he used to screw people over who were asking homework questions in IRC channels back in the day...)
(10:38:47 PM) Kevin Lange: Unfortunately, I had to leave, it was getting late and I had class early in the morning today...
(10:39:07 PM) Kevin Lange: Get back to my dorm, revamped the wikipage because I was bored... went to sleep, etc. etc...
(10:39:47 PM) Kevin Lange: Walk down to the Siebel Center for my first class... sit down at a table that was left out from the party the night before (I was a half hour early), went on digg, slashdot, etc...
(10:39:59 PM) Kevin Lange: Guess who's at the coffee shop right behind me?
(10:40:40 PM) Kevin Lange: Mike Lynn. Sits down next to me. Small talk, "which class are you here for" "CS173" "Oh, same here."... we walk in, walk up to the front row and sit there.
(10:40:43 PM) Kevin Lange: Class, etc. blah blah.
(10:41:18 PM) Siliconmaster482: lol
(10:41:31 PM) Kevin Lange: Right before the next class he's like "You're not by any chance in CS231 are you?" "Yeah." - we sit there for the next class.
(10:41:51 PM) Kevin Lange: So, yeah, I have two lectures in a row with him on monday and wednesday and one on friday.
(10:42:00 PM) Kevin Lange: This definitely boosts my hacker cred.
(10:42:09 PM) Kevin Lange: I'll be "good friends" with him by the end of the semester.
(10:42:27 PM) Siliconmaster482: niiiiice

[BobtheGreatII]

(11:13:49 PM) BobtheGreatII: http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/24/a...ers/#continued
(11:13:52 PM) BobtheGreatII: seriously
(11:14:01 PM) BobtheGreatII: the Mac ads are starting to drive me nuts
(11:14:17 PM) BobtheGreatII: And it's making me crazy that people are dumb enough to believe this garbage
(11:14:29 PM) BobtheGreatII: Yes. There are Viruses out there.
(11:14:40 PM) BobtheGreatII: Are you going to get one by buying a PC?
(11:14:41 PM) BobtheGreatII: No
(11:14:44 PM) BobtheGreatII: Ugh
(11:15:20 PM) BobtheGreatII: I've had a PC for nearly 12 years, and I've only gotten 3 Viruses, all because I downloaded bad Torrents.
(11:15:22 PM) oasisgamescom: This is why I use Linux. Because both of you guys are idiots :awesome:

Bleh.